I'm so hungover my face is actually gone green.

12-06-2011 02:31PM

jimbob86 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xtJQhDdAP8

magicianz · 12-06-2011 02:34PM

You know you're an alcoholic when you start measuring tea in pints.....:P

orourkeda · 12-06-2011 02:38PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRgHSxWnhqk

Karamoja · 12-06-2011 02:42PM

I'm actually drinking Aldi tea. McGraths it's called. It has a very strange taste, I think it's spiced. But it shouldn't be spiced cos it's only normal tae.

DoneDL · 12-06-2011 02:44PM

Hair of the dog and a micky dee will cure you.

Son Of A Vidic · 12-06-2011 02:46PM

Karamoja wrote: »

Really? I'm the only person in Ireland who is dying of a hangover?

What do you want?......a medal? Why do you feel the need to announce this? Fúck I'd be ashamed if I suffered from a hangover.

JONJO THE MISER · 12-06-2011 02:48PM

This thread has got me in the mood for a pint of porter now.

gonedrinking · 12-06-2011 02:49PM

Its actually impossible to leave a pub in Ireland after only drinking 2 pints. Go on, try it some time. People just don't allow it. When you tell them you want to leave they look at you like your scum then they decide that your just not leaving and buy you another drink. The only way you can leave is by going to the toilet, jumping out the window and then legging it home.

thehairyelbow · 12-06-2011 02:50PM

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

This thread has got me in the mood for a pint of porter now.

Lend us a score, and we'll go for one.

Hunchback · 12-06-2011 02:54PM

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

What do you want?......a medal? Why do you feel the need to announce this? Fúck I'd be ashamed if I suffered from a hangover.

eh...... morto

jclally · 12-06-2011 02:58PM

It's easy to say go for the cure but there's a fine line between waking up sick and starting again, and waking up so sick that a glass of water makes you puke til your balls hurt from heaving

Hank Scorpio · 12-06-2011 03:19PM

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Fúck I'd be ashamed if I suffered from a hangover.

Jesus wept

stupidusername · 12-06-2011 03:46PM

DoneDL wrote: »

Hair of the dog and a micky dee will cure you.

Micky Dolenz? :eek: he has magical powers!?

sollar · 12-06-2011 04:16PM

All the blood is being diverted to your organs to keep you alive. Half the blood in your body is down trying to rescue your frazzled liver!!

bnt · 12-06-2011 04:34PM

thehairyelbow wrote: »

Your liver is banjaxed. Bye bye.

Agreed - I suspect you're jaundiced and your liver has gone on strike. Have a look at your eyes in the mirror: any yellow? If it doesn't get better in a few days, you may want to seek medical attention.

Soby · 12-06-2011 04:35PM

good pint will sort that out op

Cupcake_Crisis · 12-06-2011 04:53PM

I remember being so hungover once the i couldn't stand up. If i stood up u poked. I wasn't right for about a week. Ill never forget that hangover, it was traumatic.

wild_cat · 12-06-2011 05:03PM

Man up.

A sachet of dioralyte, a motillium, a pint of water and a sausage sandwich with a coffee followed by two nurofen and your on the go once more!

starlit · 12-06-2011 05:04PM

Karamoja wrote: »

Really? I'm the only person in Ireland who is dying of a hangover?

That was me last weekend...not a pretty sight! Was one of the worst almighty of hangovers....getting old me thinks. I say you be out again before long! Won't last you be back to square one in no time! Despite drinking loads of water still didn't work, hair of the dog didn't work, time is of the essence! If you have to use a computer or transport or a phone think you be still seeing double and not able to function, think sleep is the best medicine worked for me!:cool:

Zapho · 12-06-2011 05:10PM

stupidusername wrote: »

if it was your liver you'd be yellow, not greeny yellow. and if you were yellow it'd mean your liver's failing, and you'd have more things to worry about.

No, you can turn green with liver problems too - especially when related to alcohol abuse. I've got bad news for you OP...

MungBean · 12-06-2011 05:10PM

Simple fix is dont drink so much. If you wanna spend all your money drinking to excess then expect to feel like ****e in the mornin. There is an overwhelming consensus in Ireland that people should get hammered and that its the only valid thing to do at the weekend. I'm sure its the same in other countries and not unique to Ireland but I just dont understand it.

I hate being hungover, I hate being so drunk I cant stand, I hate makin an idiot of myself and I hate spending a small fortune to achieve it so I dont get hammered. I feel grand after a night out, I havent squandered what few euro I had and I have the day before me to spend doing something other than wallowing in self pity.

fussyonion · 12-06-2011 05:12PM

This happened to me some weeks ago and I know how you feel.
Nothing worse than being too tired to sleep and too tired to stay awake.
Best thing to do is drink lots of water and tea and take two Nurofen and just rest. Oh and don't do it again

Bella mamma · 12-06-2011 05:16PM

Karamoja wrote: »

I swear there's a greenish yellow tinge to my face, and my eyes are hanging out of me. And it's exacerbated by the miserable grey murkiness of the weather I look like a corpse. Why the hell do we drink so much that it changes the structure of our faces? Can we not just be like normal Europeans and have 2 beers and converse for the whole night in an orderly manner. Why do we always have to get in bits? Is it only Ireland that does this? I'm actually drinking a pint of tea in bed. Too hungover to sleep too hungover to stay awake.

Great you made it home. Having just worked a 24hr shift in a hospital, we ended up with the vomiting stragglers +/- their broken jaws. "But I'm supposed to be going to Lanzarote on Monday!". I'm wrecked too!

wild_cat · 12-06-2011 05:24PM

Bella mamma wrote: »

Great you made it home. Having just worked a 24hr shift in a hospital, we ended up with the vomiting stragglers +/- their broken jaws. "But I'm supposed to be going to Lanzarote on Monday!". I'm wrecked too!

I actually don't know how A & E staff deal with that kind of thing at all. Fair play to you!!

pragmatic1 · 12-06-2011 05:29PM

OP if you're actually that bad stop drinking tea and drink lots of water.

Hank_Jones · 12-06-2011 06:36PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EY7lYRneHc

Bella mamma · 12-06-2011 06:54PM

wild_cat wrote: »

I actually don't know how A & E staff deal with that kind of thing at all. Fair play to you!!

Oh, oh, oh......no praise for me thank you. Keep that for the often abused ambulance personnell on the streets; The Shopkeepers whose livelihood is urinated on; The Guards who get spat on (better than stabbing.....well, sometimes); The grieving families; The mainly Polish cleaners who clean our vomit and security guards who protect me (all minimally paid); The sick people in the waiting room (Note: It's the quiet ones who are sick); Their angry relatives; Sick tourists wittnessing proceedings; The tax-payers (Oh, that's me!); Employers; Need I go on?

Klim · 12-06-2011 06:54PM

Skunkle wrote: »

Simple fix is dont drink so much. If you wanna spend all your money drinking to excess then expect to feel like ****e in the mornin. There is an overwhelming consensus in Ireland that people should get hammered and that its the only valid thing to do at the weekend. I'm sure its the same in other countries and not unique to Ireland but I just dont understand it.

I hate being hungover, I hate being so drunk I cant stand, I hate makin an idiot of myself and I hate spending a small fortune to achieve it so I dont get hammered. I feel grand after a night out, I havent squandered what few euro I had and I have the day before me to spend doing something other than wallowing in self pity.

You're doing it wrong then.

smugchik · 12-06-2011 06:55PM

The yellow-green colour is cause for concern. Drink as much cranberry juice as you possibly can for the next few days. Try to stay away from paracetamol etc as this is tough on your liver too. Eat healthy food without chemicals for a few days as well, and your liver might forgive you...

dsmythy · 12-06-2011 07:28PM

gonedrinking wrote: »

Its actually impossible to leave a pub in Ireland after only drinking 2 pints. Go on, try it some time. People just don't allow it. When you tell them you want to leave they look at you like your scum then they decide that your just not leaving and buy you another drink. The only way you can leave is by going to the toilet, jumping out the window and then legging it home.

You're your own person. If you want to leave then leave.

If they buy you a pint everytime you try to leave, sounds like a cheap night for you...

I'm so hungover my face is actually gone green.

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