I'm so hungover my face is actually gone green.

Karamoja · 12-06-2011 01:50PM #1

I swear there's a greenish yellow tinge to my face, and my eyes are hanging out of me. And it's exacerbated by the miserable grey murkiness of the weather I look like a corpse. Why the hell do we drink so much that it changes the structure of our faces? Can we not just be like normal Europeans and have 2 beers and converse for the whole night in an orderly manner. Why do we always have to get in bits? Is it only Ireland that does this? I'm actually drinking a pint of tea in bed. Too hungover to sleep too hungover to stay awake.

thehairyelbow · 12-06-2011 01:52PM

Your liver is banjaxed. Bye bye.

double GG · 12-06-2011 01:52PM

Yeah it's sooo bad! I mean everyone in Ireland is forced to drink 10 pints a night and all.... Grow the f**k up!

tan11ie · 12-06-2011 01:54PM

Look on the bright side - you can still type

ceadaoin. · 12-06-2011 01:56PM

Karamoja wrote: »

I swear there's a greenish yellow tinge to my face, and my eyes are hanging out of me. And it's exacerbated by the miserable grey murkiness of the weather I look like a corpse. Why the hell do we drink so much that it changes the structure of our faces? Can we not just be like normal Europeans and have 2 beers and converse for the whole night in an orderly manner. Why do we always have to get in bits? Is it only Ireland that does this?

Eh, last time I checked there were no beer police in pubs making sure you get hammered. If you want to you can go out and have 2 beers, it's easy

Also, it sounds like the green tint (bile?) might be something to do with your liver being a bit fecked, albeit temporarily

ruahead · 12-06-2011 01:57PM

double GG wrote: »

Yeah it's sooo bad! I mean everyone in Ireland is forced to drink 10 pints a night and all.... Grow the f**k up!

+ 1
OP, It's just you. Take responsibility for yourself

12-06-2011 01:59PM

Don't see a good night wasted

Hunchback · 12-06-2011 01:59PM

that was me just yesterday. today i feel awesome again. might go out tonight and get hammered again so....

Thatnastyboy · 12-06-2011 01:59PM

OP,

If you were actually as hungover as you say you are, you would neither be drinking tea (or anything at all) or looking at a bright screen and typing.

You sir, are a lightweight and a b!tch

Karamoja · 12-06-2011 02:01PM

ruahead wrote: »

+ 1
OP, It's just you. Take responsibility for yourself

Really? I'm the only person in Ireland who is dying of a hangover?

12-06-2011 02:03PM

You complain about how bad you feel but guaranteed you'll be out drinking next weekend.

ruahead · 12-06-2011 02:04PM

No, but you are the only one blaming it on your nationality. You are hungover because you drank too much not because you are Irish..

Eric Cartman · 12-06-2011 02:05PM

Harden thw fück up , go get yourself another 10 pints

stupidusername · 12-06-2011 02:06PM

if it was your liver you'd be yellow, not greeny yellow. and if you were yellow it'd mean your liver's failing, and you'd have more things to worry about.

Karamoja · 12-06-2011 02:06PM

There are too many serious granny people on this thread.

thefishone · 12-06-2011 02:10PM

Karamoja wrote: »

I swear there's a greenish yellow tinge to my fat.

That's just your liver saying it needs lots and lots more alcohol.

Hunchback · 12-06-2011 02:11PM

i would very much like to be drinking a pint of tea in bed, but i've no milk left. maybe i'll just have a double jagermeister instead. mmmmmmmm

Micky Dolenz · 12-06-2011 02:12PM

Hee, light weight.

Im Only 71Kg · 12-06-2011 02:13PM

if you had a pair of balls you'd be heading back to the pub for a cure..

staker · 12-06-2011 02:15PM

Karamoja wrote: »

There are too many serious granny people on this thread.

Is that a new name for trolls?

OP quit yer whingin,break out the Dutch Gold and move into a trolley.

chillywilly · 12-06-2011 02:16PM

I'm ordering dominos, does anyone want anything?

Karamoja · 12-06-2011 02:18PM

I actually might have a tin and harden the fcuk up like everybody is suggesting.

fonecrusher1 · 12-06-2011 02:19PM

chillywilly wrote: »

I'm ordering dominos, does anyone want anything?

Yeah could you get me a bungo & wedges?

mikehunts · 12-06-2011 02:20PM

OP fair play to you, sign of a good night, a dirty take away and time is your only cure.

Giblet · 12-06-2011 02:22PM

Have a few pints and a durty chinese. Also, a huge dump might be in order

jimbob86 · 12-06-2011 02:22PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xtJQhDdAP8

ejmaztec · 12-06-2011 02:23PM

Karamoja wrote: »

I actually might have a tin and harden the fcuk up like everybody is suggesting.

You're probably green because another wasted drunk sneezed on your face.

thehairyelbow · 12-06-2011 02:24PM

Giblet wrote: »

Have a few pints and a durty chinese. Also, a huge dump might be in order

Flock of starlings, I bet.

kwalshe · 12-06-2011 02:24PM

A pint of tea... now why did'nt I think of that... Good call....

In anyway .... pics or GTFO

12-06-2011 02:26PM

Karamoja wrote: »

I swear there's a greenish yellow tinge to my face, and my eyes are hanging out of me. And it's exacerbated by the miserable grey murkiness of the weather I look like a corpse. Why the hell do we drink so much that it changes the structure of our faces? Can we not just be like normal Europeans and have 2 beers and converse for the whole night in an orderly manner. Why do we always have to get in bits? Is it only Ireland that does this? I'm actually drinking a pint of tea in bed. Too hungover to sleep too hungover to stay awake.

Yes, ireland is the only country in the whole world in which people get drunk, and it's because of the alcohol police following you around on a night out making sure you drink to excess

jesus, whinge moan, stop drinking if you hate it so much

mikehunts · 12-06-2011 02:31PM

Karamoja wrote: »

There are too many serious granny people on this thread.

I think a lot of them slept in for mass this morning.

I'm so hungover my face is actually gone green.

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