Airsoft Doesn't Sleep (Off-topic MADNESS!!) Mod warning in post #1

Gatling · 2007-11-18 03:53:40

its getting worse in here posts at 4:00am ,now thats what you call decicated sports persons, right who's making the tea Mod Edit: This thread is not "anything goes" any off colour humour or other posts that the mods deem unacceptable or offensive will be removed and the relevant poster will be dealt with within boards.ie…

#14552 07-06-2011 10:53PM

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Since when have an post charged a vat handling fee? Loada me bollix.

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#14553 07-06-2011 11:37PM

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Skream, Jackmaster, Loadstar (Xample and Lomax) With Tonn Piper, Sgt. Pokes, and a very large sound system....

I love my work

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#14554 07-06-2011 11:43PM

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Meh, call me when you get Dragonforce on that system and I'll be impressed.

(and, with any luck, attending)

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#14555 08-06-2011 12:02AM

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NakedDex wrote: »

Meh, call me when you get Dragonforce on that system and I'll be impressed.

(and, with any luck, attending)

We've had them in our 3k venue before, and Motorhead :P

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#14556 08-06-2011 12:15AM

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Let me rephrase that: when I see Dragonforce on that system, I'll be impressed.

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#14557 08-06-2011 12:43AM

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Spoilsport :P

Also, For the record, I hate DJs that think Red is better... Had to get the house manager to slap this twit around the head for square waving the crap out of my system.

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#14558 08-06-2011 11:39AM

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Ugh, dragonforce - get some Gojira on that!

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#14559 08-06-2011 12:59PM

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Red means bad for a reason. I used to hate when people drove spikes on the desk like it was something to be proud of.

Also, Ger, shut it.

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#14560 08-06-2011 01:56PM

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‎(True Story Alert) My dad was telling me last night while he was working in the mail centre some eejit put a stamp and an address on a banana....Because it had a stamp and an address on it they had to send it on......This eejit is my hero.
:cool:

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#14561 08-06-2011 02:34PM

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ronan keane wrote: »

‎(True Story Alert) My dad was telling me last night while he was working in the mail centre some eejit put a stamp and an address on a banana....Because it had a stamp and an address on it they had to send it on......This eejit is my hero.
:cool:

For practical reasons I imagine they had to make sure it was delivered in 3 days too...

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#14562 08-06-2011 02:43PM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLBLMDBml5g

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#14563 08-06-2011 07:46PM

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So - sitting on my flight this morning leaving Dublin, I happen to glance across the tarmac to see .... three olive drab chinooks sitting all lonesome on the deck at the other side of the airport! Obviously they're waiting for their owners to come take them back or something...

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#14564 08-06-2011 10:53PM

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They were damaged in the high winds and Obama kinda forgot about them me thinks

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#14565 08-06-2011 10:58PM

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MagicIRL wrote: »

They were damaged in the high winds and Obama kinda forgot about them me thinks

They are British Chinooks

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#14566 08-06-2011 11:42PM

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Praise God/Allah/Flying Spagetti Monster for proxy servers!!

Armyshop loads :rolleyes:

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#14567 09-06-2011 02:04AM

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ronan keane wrote: »

They are British Chinooks

Why, if they could be, would they be at Dublin Airport? We barely have enough as it is, and those that aren't in Afganistan, are under repair/servicing/testride in the uk before going back to replace returning airframes. Plus factor in the mil (mil only) service records, they wouldnt be allowed there... It's not like the raf pops over for a quick pint for lunch either... we don't exactly fly to the republic remotely often.

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#14568 09-06-2011 10:38AM

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ronan keane wrote: »

They are British Chinooks

They are US Army aircraft. Big thread over on Aviation forum with photos

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056274771

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#14569 09-06-2011 12:28PM

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Still in dub from Obamarama?

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#14570 09-06-2011 03:46PM

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#14571 09-06-2011 04:46PM

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MerryDespot wrote: »

So - sitting on my flight this morning leaving Dublin, I happen to glance across the tarmac to see .... three olive drab chinooks sitting all lonesome on the deck at the other side of the airport! Obviously they're waiting for their owners to come take them back or something...

They were damaged in high winds.

As of a few days ago, two are ready to be flown back to Germany, one is being worked on to get it ready to be flown back to Germany and another one has been dismantled to be transported back to the US.

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#14572 09-06-2011 05:33PM

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So we managed to down four Chinooks in-country while immobilising US president's vehicle for twenty minutes without firing a shot...

Not bad for a neutral country.

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#14573 09-06-2011 05:59PM

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NakedDex wrote: »

So we managed to down four Chinooks in-country while immobilising US president's vehicle for twenty minutes without firing a shot...

Not bad for a neutral country.

I understood the immobilisation of the presidents vehicle occured on US soil. So not our fault:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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#14574 09-06-2011 06:20PM

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English Paper 2 - Only studied 3 poets.....those 3 appear on the paper...

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#14575 09-06-2011 07:19PM

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Dogwatch wrote: »

I understood the immobilisation of the presidents vehicle occured on US soil.

Better still, a covert incursion on foreign soil, didn't leave a single footprint

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#14576 09-06-2011 07:21PM

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Dogwatch wrote: »

I understood the immobilisation of the presidents vehicle occured on US soil. So not our fault:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Sort of. It was half way across the border when it happened. Besides, who do you think put it there?

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#14577 09-06-2011 08:18PM

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NakedDex wrote: »

So we managed to down four Chinooks in-country while immobilising US president's vehicle for twenty minutes without firing a shot...

Not bad for a neutral country.

Pretty impressive work all be told... But then, Ireland is probably the only country with the balls to stand up to the US :P If that had been a mulsim nation, the conspiracy theorists would talk of insurgents standing at the airfield perimeter wire with paper fans, and secret nighttime kerb raising :P

swiftblade wrote: »

English Paper 2 - Only studied 3 poets.....those 3 appear on the paper...

The art of blagging it... you have done well my child *pats on head regally*

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#14578 09-06-2011 08:22PM

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swiftblade wrote: »

English Paper 2 - Only studied 3 poets.....those 3 appear on the paper...

Only studied 1 and Ms Boland didn't dissapoint

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#14579 09-06-2011 08:55PM

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NakedDex wrote: »

Sort of. It was half way across the border when it happened. Besides, who do you think put it there?

I thought the Americans did it as part of their security. What would we know about securing an embassy.

:p:D:D

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#14580 09-06-2011 10:05PM

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Firekitten wrote: »

Pretty impressive work all be told... But then, Ireland is probably the only country with the balls to stand up to the US :P If that had been a mulsim nation, the conspiracy theorists would talk of insurgents standing at the airfield perimeter wire with paper fans, and secret nighttime kerb raising :P

Between that and a random hippy destroying a C17 with a hammer... We've always been kings of the sneaky guerilla stuff though.

Dogwatch wrote: »

I thought the Americans did it as part of their security. What would we know about securing an embassy. :p:D:D

The Americans asked for it, the Irish installed it. As for what would we know; officially? Nothing. Unofficially? Well...

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#14581 09-06-2011 10:39PM

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Is this a bad time to say....

"hello there boss, would ye like ye driveway tarmaced?"

**** it, I wen't there.

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