How to troll well and not get caught...

keanooo · 09-06-2011 03:24PM #1

I am planning on inventing a new boards ID from which to troll.

I would welcome any advice on how to troll well and not get caught.

09-06-2011 03:28PM

Don't announce it in advance on boards is a good start.

meglome · 09-06-2011 03:28PM

i fear the element of surprise may be gone

Donkey Oaty · 09-06-2011 03:28PM

keanooo wrote: »

I would welcome any advice on how to troll well and not get caught.

Reported.

Ravage1616 · 09-06-2011 03:29PM

Just post your new name and we'll rate your trolling!

D1stant · 09-06-2011 03:30PM

Well, you could mention trolling in an innocent and gormless way so as to give people the impression you would not have the mental capacity for it

Mint Sauce · 09-06-2011 03:32PM

coffeelover · 09-06-2011 03:33PM

What's trolling?

hondasam · 09-06-2011 03:33PM

keanooo wrote: »

I am planning on inventing a new boards ID from which to troll.

I would welcome any advice on how to troll well and not get caught.

half the fun is getting caught.

keanooo · 09-06-2011 03:34PM

irish-stew wrote: »

<makes note of OP name for future cross reference>

There won't be any connection between my real identity and my new "troll" identity.

KeithM89_old · 09-06-2011 03:34PM

If you name your 2nd acc. 'NotFacekicker' , no-one will suspect you are trolling.

Chairman Meow · 09-06-2011 03:35PM

Its 'how to troll good', not 'troll well', jesus youd swear some people never took english in school

ejmaztec · 09-06-2011 03:35PM

A suitable name would be "I'm-a-small-guy-living-under-a-bridge"

Daroxtar · 09-06-2011 03:35PM

keanooo wrote: »

There won't be any connection between my real identity and my new "troll" identity.

Except your IP address

Earthhorse · 09-06-2011 03:35PM

keanooo wrote: »

I am planning on inventing a new boards ID from which to troll.

I would welcome any advice on how to troll well and not get caught.

Pretend you are starting a new boards account from which to troll and start a thread about it.

PCPhoto · 09-06-2011 03:36PM

your IP address is now logged with the system .... you have 2 minutes to pay Boards loads of cash or your computer will be terminated (that doesn't mean turned into a terminator)

blueyedson · 09-06-2011 03:36PM

coffeelover wrote: »

What's trolling?

Your doing it right now aren't you?

Pretending to be all innocent ,tut tut.

Killer Wench · 09-06-2011 03:36PM

1. Find a picture of a hot sexy gal. Not obviously a fake photo. Maybe your better looking sister's or cousin's photo.
2. Make random threads indicating the frustration you have with the singles scene.
3. Make quick friendship with lonely male members.

If you manage to land yourself an e-romance, you have hit troll gold!

Cupcake_Crisis · 09-06-2011 03:37PM

What is this?!?! I don't understand.....

cml387 · 09-06-2011 03:37PM

Go to prison Forum,identify the miscreants and learn their ways,Grasshopper.

wild_cat · 09-06-2011 03:41PM

keanooo wrote: »

I am planning on inventing a new boards ID from which to troll.

I would welcome any advice on how to troll well and not get caught.

Do **** to annoy people or waste their time. Its not that hard.

Leave out trolling where someone seems a little mentally unhinged though in the sad or anxiety kind of way.

keanooo · 09-06-2011 03:42PM

staker wrote: »

This OP is not how you do it,much too obvious.

Agreed. I'm going to be subtle. Build up a normal identity first for about a month... then start.

I thought the original "whingey lefty" post was very funny though.

parker kent · 09-06-2011 03:42PM

Daroxtar wrote: »

Except your IP address

Only troll from computer labs, internet cafes etc. Don't shít troll where you eat!

keanooo · 09-06-2011 03:43PM

Daroxtar wrote: »

Except your IP address

I'm going to use internet shops.

sensibleken · 09-06-2011 03:46PM

keanooo wrote: »

I'm going to use internet shops.

aproaches cashier

One internet please!

Lando Griffin · 09-06-2011 03:47PM

keanooo wrote: »

I'm going to use internet shops.

Let me know if there are any bargins in these internet shops, I'm on the lookout for a cheap internet.

Fremen · 09-06-2011 03:48PM

Daroxtar wrote: »

Except your IP address

192.168.*.* -> advanced -> maintenance -> restart router
or some variant thereof.

Unless you're on cable, in which case you're humped.

parker kent · 09-06-2011 03:48PM

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Let me know if there are any bargins in these internet shops, I'm on the lookout for a cheap internet.

I hear there be in'ernet out in Californee :pac: I'm gonna get me some!

South Park reference for the uninformed!

TheZohanS · 09-06-2011 03:50PM

keanooo wrote: »

I am planning on inventing a new boards ID from which to troll.

I would welcome any advice on how to troll well and not get caught.

Fight the powah, don't let those bully mods drag you down, man.

I'd create the username "Not_not_a_troll", it would confuse the mods for a bit 'cos they're a bit slow and won't understand and in that time you could wreck the gaff.

Have fun!

hondasam · 09-06-2011 03:50PM

keanooo wrote: »

I'm going to use internet shops.

why do you want to troll ?

serious question.

Seachmall · 09-06-2011 03:52PM

I do feel this thread is in fact an attempt to troll without getting caught, hidden in plain sight if you will. Unfortunately it's not working out too well, and some people are genuinely helpful

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