Unfit People Who Can't Run for ****

JONJO THE MISER · 05-06-2011 06:50PM

Jaysus i could hardly run up a hill without loosing my breath and collapsing, too much porter and food.

05-06-2011 06:53PM

Hate running... When I goto the gym, I get so bored doing it that I just stop and do something else. I don't think I've ever reached point where I need to stop.. I acknowledge that people like it but for the life of me, I don't know how.

D1stant · 05-06-2011 06:53PM

Dean0088 wrote: »

I've had to run plenty of times in the past year

No Sh1t. Looking down your nose at people will do that.

gargleblaster · 05-06-2011 06:56PM

Obviously not enough people have seen Zombieland. Rule number 1: cardio.

The Shark · 05-06-2011 07:00PM

I thought the title was about people who can't run for ****?
I hate those people who are barely running/jogging who won't move over on the path while myself and the hound are out walking.
Or the gabby wemon covered in lycra walking 3 across taking up the whole place forcing you out onto the road.
January is the worst time of year for it.

Einhard · 05-06-2011 07:04PM

Seanbeag1 wrote: »

Consider the following example from another thread

Lets eat Grandpa
Lets eat, Grandpa

In one of those situations Grandpa dies as a result of poor punctuation.

And the grammar Nazi inside of me dies a little at the lack of an ' in "Lets"!!:pac:

Capt'n Midnight · 05-06-2011 07:05PM

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

I couldn't run for ten minutes with a brontosaurus chasing me.

Adult sauropods can't run.

slavetothegrind · 05-06-2011 07:06PM

learn some tolerance and manners there boy before i get my truck and chase you into the ditch ya were born in and whup ya like yer daddy shoulda done!

on second thoughts i think i'll order a dominos and a pound of lard for desert:)

Turtyturd · 05-06-2011 07:06PM

Herb Powell wrote: »

myeahhhhh..........that's a load of bollocks

Not really

http://www.smh.com.au/world/science/men-x2013-theyx2019re-just-not-what-they-used-to-be-20090805-ea31.html

Handsome Bob · 05-06-2011 07:15PM

Dean0088 wrote: »

(shouldn't need to train to job 10k really)

Of course you would, the C25K programme that you mentioned is training in itself (I've done it as well). If you're not used to jogging then I'd doubt one could complete 10k on their first try, regardless of fitness level.

c-note wrote: »

Totally Agree
I f**king HATE fat people. lazy F**KS

Get out and RUN fatties,
Stop eating cheap sh1tty food,
Your eating habbits and personal hygene make me want to VOMIT,
If you insist of being fat, stay indoors and dont venture out untill after i've gone to bed, and only in suitably large clothes.

And as for people who can't climb trees;
WTF is with that? Most people i know wouldn't get futher than about 10feet, grow up you gravity fearing douchbags, what if your life depended on it?

also...
Theres no point learning to swim unless you learn to swim UNDER water.
its AMAZING how many people can only hold their breath for 20 seconds.. USELESS, what if you were trapped in a sinking ship and you had to swim submerged for up to a minute?.... what would you do then? drown i suppose, you useless gasping soggy apprentice corpse.

also..
You should be able to drive and have passed your test by the age of 20 at the latest, it really pisses me off how many people i know who cant drive, asking me for f**king lifts everwhere, and then dont pay for petrol.. freeloaders!

I could go on but i dont have time.. in short could everyone at least TRY to be a bit more like me and do what i do, its not that F**king hard.

I'm pretty sure you posted this rant almost word for word before. Get some new material.

dubtom · 05-06-2011 07:19PM

c-note wrote: »

Totally Agree
I f**king HATE fat people. lazy F**KS

Get out and RUN fatties,
Stop eating cheap sh1tty food,
Your eating habbits and personal hygene make me want to VOMIT,
If you insist of being fat, stay indoors and dont venture out untill after i've gone to bed, and only in suitably large clothes.

And as for people who can't climb trees;
WTF is with that? Most people i know wouldn't get futher than about 10feet, grow up you gravity fearing douchbags, what if your life depended on it?

also...
Theres no point learning to swim unless you learn to swim UNDER water.
its AMAZING how many people can only hold their breath for 20 seconds.. USELESS, what if you were trapped in a sinking ship and you had to swim submerged for up to a minute?.... what would you do then? drown i suppose, you useless gasping soggy apprentice corpse.

also..
You should be able to drive and have passed your test by the age of 20 at the latest, it really pisses me off how many people i know who cant drive, asking me for f**king lifts everwhere, and then dont pay for petrol.. freeloaders!

I could go on but i dont have time.. in short could everyone at least TRY to be a bit more like me and do what i do, its not that F**king hard.

Your wisdom on tree climbing and underwater swimming are profound, I know of some 10 year old's in need of training if your interested.
also..
I would pay serious money to see you force fed greasy fast food until your a fat blubbering mess, you could then get assertiveness training so you could ask for the petrol money you think you deserve from the freeloaders.

dr.bollocko · 05-06-2011 07:26PM

I hate bash threads. This is one of those threads.

Unfit People Who Can't Run for ****

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