Unfit People Who Can't Run for ****

opinion guy · 05-06-2011 05:23PM

c-note wrote: »

Totally Agree
I f**king HATE fat people. lazy F**KS

Get out and RUN fatties,
Stop eating cheap sh1tty food,
Your eating habbits and personal hygene make me want to VOMIT,
If you insist of being fat, stay indoors and dont venture out untill after i've gone to bed, and only in suitably large clothes.

And as for people who can't climb trees;
WTF is with that? Most people i know wouldn't get futher than about 10feet, grow up you gravity fearing douchbags, what if your life depended on it?

also...
Theres no point learning to swim unless you learn to swim UNDER water.
its AMAZING how many people can only hold their breath for 20 seconds.. USELESS, what if you were trapped in a sinking ship and you had to swim submerged for up to a minute?.... what would you do then? drown i suppose, you useless gasping soggy apprentice corpse.

also..
You should be able to drive and have passed your test by the age of 20 at the latest, it really pisses me off how many people i know who cant drive, asking me for f**king lifts everwhere, and then dont pay for petrol.. freeloaders!

I could go on but i dont have time.. in short could everyone at least TRY to be a bit more like me and do what i do, its not that F**king hard.

Lol....quality rant:D

Einhard · 05-06-2011 05:24PM

c-note wrote: »

Totally Agree
I f**king HATE fat people. lazy F**KS...

If you insist of being fat, stay indoors and dont venture out untill after i've gone to bed, and only in suitably large clothes.

And as for people who can't climb trees;
WTF is with that? Most people i know wouldn't get futher than about 10feet, grow up you gravity fearing douchbags, what if your life depended on it?

I could go on but i dont have time.. in short could everyone at least TRY to be a bit more like me and do what i do, its not that F**king hard.

I hate people who don't believe in basic grammar and punctuation in their writing.

If you insist on commenting in such a barely literate manner, don't venture onto boards until I've gone to bed.

What if your life depended on putting together a coherent, structured, passage, or having a passing knowledge of basic grammatical rules? You grammar-fearing douchebag.

I could go on, but I won't. In short, could you at least try to write like a functionally literate adult, and not like a hysterical teenage girl texting her friends? It's not that F**king hard.

phasers · 05-06-2011 05:25PM

why does it matter if people can't run? I know a bloke with one leg, do you think he should just be killed OP?

Salty · 05-06-2011 05:25PM

c-note wrote: »

Totally Agree
I f**king HATE fat people. lazy F**KS

Get out and RUN fatties,
Stop eating cheap sh1tty food,
Your eating habbits and personal hygene make me want to VOMIT,
If you insist of being fat, stay indoors and dont venture out untill after i've gone to bed, and only in suitably large clothes.

And as for people who can't climb trees;
WTF is with that? Most people i know wouldn't get futher than about 10feet, grow up you gravity fearing douchbags, what if your life depended on it?

also...
Theres no point learning to swim unless you learn to swim UNDER water.
its AMAZING how many people can only hold their breath for 20 seconds.. USELESS, what if you were trapped in a sinking ship and you had to swim submerged for up to a minute?.... what would you do then? drown i suppose, you useless gasping soggy apprentice corpse.

also..
You should be able to drive and have passed your test by the age of 20 at the latest, it really pisses me off how many people i know who cant drive, asking me for f**king lifts everwhere, and then dont pay for petrol.. freeloaders!

I could go on but i dont have time.. in short could everyone at least TRY to be a bit more like me and do what i do, its not that F**king hard.

This made me laugh so much. I was picturing it in my head being subtitled to one of those "Hitler finds out about..." videos:P

enfant terrible · 05-06-2011 05:26PM

B_Fanatic wrote: »

Then start today :pac:

Don't you held on this long, don't give in.

ejmaztec · 05-06-2011 05:27PM

Dean0088 wrote: »

Just seen that ad again on TV about the 'epidemic' of tubbiness we're experiencing in Ireland.

I'd say a good 75% of this country wouldn't be up for running more than a few kilometers before coughing up a lung and dying on the pavement.

I'm not into traditional sports (football, gaa, rugby etc..) but make an effort to get out running. If I lived by the sea I'd be in it as much as possible.

We all seem to have bellies on us. I'm not saying we're all fat (although many of us are disgustingly overweight) but I'd say many people in Ireland would be fcuked if a time came when they had to run for more than ten minutes or swim a couple of k.

The Flora Womens Mini Marathon is tomorrow (I'm not singling out women here...just it's tomorrow so) and the amount of people I know who have backed out of it because they didn't bother training (shouldn't need to train to job 10k really) or those who have a defeatist attitude to walk it with their friends...

We're shadows of our ancestors in terms of physical fitness.

You should be able to at least do a couple of pull-ups, run for twenty minutes and know how to swim or somthing.

This probably covers 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the World's population.

I could probably manage a kilometre on me hands and knees, provided that I could stop for a fag break halfway through.

Chuchoter · 05-06-2011 05:28PM

I ****ing hate running. Push ups,sit ups etc I'll do as many of those as you want. Just not running. My friend jogs for fun (:eek:) and then I feel very lazy, but I don't see how running can ever be fun ever. I mean I can do roughly 10 laps of the gym in school which is a pretty big basketball court, but that doesn't mean its in anyway enjoyable.

Fukuyama · 05-06-2011 05:29PM

Einhard wrote: »

You think people should be able to jog 10km in case they need to outrun a flood?!

No but do you not think having basic (and I do mean basic here - not athletically fit) would be of assistance to anyone who found themselves in a sticky situation.

mattjack · 05-06-2011 05:29PM

c-note wrote: »

Totally Agree
I f**king HATE fat people. lazy F**KS

Get out and RUN fatties,
Stop eating cheap sh1tty food,
Your eating habbits and personal hygene make me want to VOMIT,
If you insist of being fat, stay indoors and dont venture out untill after i've gone to bed, and only in suitably large clothes.

And as for people who can't climb trees;
WTF is with that? Most people i know wouldn't get futher than about 10feet, grow up you gravity fearing douchbags, what if your life depended on it?

also...
Theres no point learning to swim unless you learn to swim UNDER water.
its AMAZING how many people can only hold their breath for 20 seconds.. USELESS, what if you were trapped in a sinking ship and you had to swim submerged for up to a minute?.... what would you do then? drown i suppose, you useless gasping soggy apprentice corpse.

also..
You should be able to drive and have passed your test by the age of 20 at the latest, it really pisses me off how many people i know who cant drive, asking me for f**king lifts everwhere, and then dont pay for petrol.. freeloaders!

I could go on but i dont have time.. in short could everyone at least TRY to be a bit more like me and do what i do, its not that F**king hard.

Jesus wept.................

mattjack · 05-06-2011 05:31PM

ejmaztec wrote: »

This probably covers 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the World's population.

I could probably manage a kilometre on me hands and knees, provided that I could stop for a fag break halfway through.

I,ll light that smoke for ya..to save your strength

Einhard · 05-06-2011 05:32PM

Dean0088 wrote: »

No but do you not think having basic (and I do mean basic here - not athletically fit) would be of assistance to anyone who found themselves in a sticky situation.

Packet of kleenex or a sock usually does me to be honest...

Salty · 05-06-2011 05:34PM

Einhard wrote: »

I hate people who don't believe in basic grammar and punctuation in their writing.

If you insist on commenting in such a barely literate manner, don't venture onto boards until I've gone to bed.

What if your life depended on putting together a coherent, structured, passage, or having a passing knowledge of basic grammatical rules? You grammar-fearing douchebag.

I could go on, but I won't. In short, could you at least try to write like a functionally literate adult, and not like a hysterical teenage girl texting her friends? It's not that F**king hard.

I hate grammar Nazis.

That is all.

mattjack · 05-06-2011 05:35PM

Aoifey! wrote: »

I'm extremely unfit. I'm not overweight, but I get out of breath walking up the stairs. I've been saying I'll start exercising next week for the last year :rolleyes:

Aoifey...theres a lesson here.......dont go up the stairs..

Einhard · 05-06-2011 05:36PM

_meehan_ wrote: »

I hate grammar Nazis.

That is all.

Yeah, so do I. But if someone is gonna be a doucebag about my spare tire, then I'll be a douchebag about his lack of grammar! That is all.

Hookah · 05-06-2011 05:37PM

Einhard wrote: »

What if your life depended on putting together a coherent, structured, passage, or having a passing knowledge of basic grammatical rules? You grammar-fearing douchebag.

I am curious. What life or death situation would require good knowledge of grammar and punctuation?

Irish Guitarist · 05-06-2011 05:39PM

"I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street."

Guess who said that?

Neil Armstrong

Saila · 05-06-2011 05:43PM

JayRoc wrote: »

Sorry, I don't think you really know what you're talking about, no offence.

I do however, you can do its easy but you will hurt in ways you bike wont have done to you, cardiovascularly it will be apiece of piss, but you will hurt for a few days after in all kinds of *new* areas and ways been there done it!

Agonist · 05-06-2011 05:43PM

c-note wrote: »

Theres no point learning to swim unless you learn to swim UNDER water.
its AMAZING how many people can only hold their breath for 20 seconds.. USELESS, what if you were trapped in a sinking ship and you had to swim submerged for up to a minute?.... what would you do then? drown i suppose, you useless gasping soggy apprentice corpse.

I just held my breath for 60 seconds, yay! Time to bring a crisp sandwich back to bed.

Anyway. if I was on a sinking ship with my luck I'd be like the guy in Titanic who falls off and hits off the propellor on the way down. That would knock the breath out of me fairly quickly.

Einhard · 05-06-2011 05:45PM

Hookah wrote: »

I am curious. What life or death situation would require good knowledge of grammar and punctuation?

This poor guy was murdered due to poor punctuation!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJgDYdA8dio

carlybabe1 · 05-06-2011 05:47PM

Turtyturd wrote: »

If the entire population runs backwards for 10 minutes we can cause the earth to rotate in the opposite direction and time to travel backwards to the wonderful pre recession days.

if we do it for twenty, we might get back to the super-fit ancestors, maybe we can get some tips from them

Matthew23 · 05-06-2011 05:49PM

I dont realy run much , but i dont think it is as much a problem today as it would be years ago. We dont need to be as fit in todays world because we have alot of cars and trains so we dont need to run to places. We dont need to run so its not a big deal to be bad at it i think unless you are in sport.

Aoifey! · 05-06-2011 05:51PM

mattjack wrote: »

Aoifey...theres a lesson here.......dont go up the stairs..

I just might take that advice

Ficheall · 05-06-2011 05:51PM

Hookah wrote: »

I am curious. What life or death situation would require good knowledge of grammar and punctuation?

Pandas in your restaurant?

Einhard wrote: »

I hate people who don't believe in basic grammar and punctuation in their writing.

...

A tricky round of the "Who's Being Sarcastic??" game show.
I know c-note was. Not sure about Einhard.

On topic - I wouldn't have a hope of running even a kilometer. Nor of catching, killing and preparing my own dinner. Nor of building myself any decent shelter to keep out the wild weather and animals. Nor could I avoid poisonous berries and mushrooms.
But could our ancestors have written a very basic program in C?
I think not! :cool:

ejmaztec · 05-06-2011 06:12PM

Hookah wrote: »

I am curious. What life or death situation would require good knowledge of grammar and punctuation?

When you're being chased by a chainsaw wielding grammar nazi.

Salty · 05-06-2011 06:24PM

Einhard wrote: »

Yeah, so do I. But if someone is gonna be a doucebag about my spare tire, then I'll be a douchebag about his lack of grammar! That is all.

Douchebags win every time. Point taken:pac:

FTGFOP · 05-06-2011 06:32PM

Jogging.

MagicSean · 05-06-2011 06:41PM

Hookah wrote: »

I am curious. What life or death situation would require good knowledge of grammar and punctuation?

Consider the following example from another thread

Lets eat Grandpa
Lets eat, Grandpa

In one of those situations Grandpa dies as a result of poor punctuation.

dellas1979 · 05-06-2011 06:47PM

Poor Grandpa :eek:

Herb Powell · 05-06-2011 06:48PM

Dean0088 wrote: »

Just seen that ad again on TV about the 'epidemic' of tubbiness we're experiencing in Ireland.

I'd say a good 75% of this country wouldn't be up for running more than a few kilometers before coughing up a lung and dying on the pavement.

I'm not into traditional sports (football, gaa, rugby etc..) but make an effort to get out running. If I lived by the sea I'd be in it as much as possible.

We all seem to have bellies on us. I'm not saying we're all fat (although many of us are disgustingly overweight) but I'd say many people in Ireland would be fcuked if a time came when they had to run for more than ten minutes or swim a couple of k.

The Flora Womens Mini Marathon is tomorrow (I'm not singling out women here...just it's tomorrow so) and the amount of people I know who have backed out of it because they didn't bother training (shouldn't need to train to job 10k really) or those who have a defeatist attitude to walk it with their friends...

We're shadows of our ancestors in terms of physical fitness.

You should be able to at least do a couple of pull-ups, run for twenty minutes and know how to swim or somthing.

myeahhhhh..........that's a load of bollocks

FlutterinBantam · 05-06-2011 06:49PM

Dean0088 wrote: »

Just seen that ad again on TV about the 'epidemic' of tubbiness we're experiencing in Ireland.

I'd say a good 75% of this country wouldn't be up for running more than a few kilometers before coughing up a lung and dying on the pavement.

I'm not into traditional sports (football, gaa, rugby etc..) but make an effort to get out running. If I lived by the sea I'd be in it as much as possible.

We all seem to have bellies on us. I'm not saying we're all fat (although many of us are disgustingly overweight) but I'd say many people in Ireland would be fcuked if a time came when they had to run for more than ten minutes or swim a couple of k.

The Flora Womens Mini Marathon is tomorrow (I'm not singling out women here...just it's tomorrow so) and the amount of people I know who have backed out of it because they didn't bother training (shouldn't need to train to job 10k really) or those who have a defeatist attitude to walk it with their friends...

We're shadows of our ancestors in terms of physical fitness.

You should be able to at least do a couple of pull-ups, run for twenty minutes and know how to swim or somthing.

Deano if I started a thread about people who don't understand the basics of grammar;)I'd be banned.

What makes you think unfit people are fit subjects to be pilloried here?

Unfit People Who Can't Run for ****

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