Dirty sleazy auld wans in nightclubs..

7sr2z3fely84g5 · 31-05-2011 12:44AM #1

Have you ever encountered a dirty sleazy auld man or woman in nightclub...

Ruu_Old · 31-05-2011 12:45AM

hehehehehe you're in there, g'wan ya good thing!

Ricardo G · 31-05-2011 12:46AM

I met a dirty aul one in a nightclub once

Then i married her

FearDark · 31-05-2011 12:47AM

Anyone over the age of 35 shouldn't be allowed in night clubs the same way under 18's aren't.

FearDark · 31-05-2011 12:48AM

the groutch wrote: »

blast her with p1ss

F**k off

RMD · 31-05-2011 12:48AM

When I was 17 some Milf was flirting with me in a nightclub. I talked to her a bit and then left her as I somehow got it into my head she was part of the nightclub staff trying to suss me out for being underage.

Turns out it was some sexy milf more than likely looking for a fúck, I really haven't been able to forgive myself since.

K-9 · 31-05-2011 12:48AM

MILF.

hairy sailor · 31-05-2011 12:48AM

behind the bins with mrs geese howard,what a knee trembler that was for me & the rest of the football team

Galway K9 · 31-05-2011 12:49AM

Yakult wrote: »

Ur Ma.

*Gets coat*

Its overdone and non original:mad:

Deus Ex Machina · 31-05-2011 12:51AM

Galway K9 wrote: »

Its overdone and non original:mad:

Doesn't *gets coat* render unoriginal and unfunny jokes hilarious and interesting?

LighterGuy · 31-05-2011 12:52AM

RMD wrote: »

When I was 17 some Milf was flirting with me in a nightclub. I talked to her a bit and then left her as I somehow got it into my head she was part of the nightclub staff trying to suss me out for being underage.

Turns out it was some sexy milf more than likely looking for a fúck, I really haven't been able to forgive myself since.

As as repersentive of men all around the world I can tell you that you have just lost respect of your fellow man.

I shall end this with the required "dude"

dude!

greenybaby · 31-05-2011 12:53AM

urgh those creepy auld fellas leaning up against pillars, sweat dripping off them as they pant like a dog that has ran 20km looking at young wans, on another note it is great craic going up behind them pinching them on the arse and giving them a wink before walking away

pragmatic1 · 31-05-2011 12:55AM

They're great.

Yakult · 31-05-2011 12:55AM

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

Doesn't *gets coat* render unoriginal and unfunny jokes hilarious and interesting?

Supposed to.

Hold on
*gets coat*

How about now??

Ricardo G · 31-05-2011 12:56AM

greenybaby wrote: »

urgh those creepy auld fellas leaning up against pillars, sweat dripping off them as they pant like a dog that has ran 20km looking at young wans, on another note it is great craic going up behind them pinching them on the arse and giving them a wink before walking away

Doubt you'd do pinch Larry Murphy's arse !!

''Larry grabs rape coat''

DWCommuter · 31-05-2011 12:56AM

FearDark wrote: »

Anyone over the age of 35 shouldn't be allowed in night clubs the same way under 18's aren't.

I'm over 35 and I agree. Its pitiful watching all these hen pecked married folk on a "night out" looking to relive their youth. Blindly believing that they can pull a younger man/woman. Or it's a case of a separated sh!te bag on the pull. (they usually take anything) Of course we also have the case of the truly single saddo over 35 in a nightclub hoping to score a date/husband/wife. (they should be taken out and shot)

Oranage2 · 31-05-2011 12:57AM

Go to a club called 'Cougars' on the liffey just around the corner from o connel street. aidreen Kennedy DJs there and you'll see aulwans in there 60s looking for the shift -

Deus Ex Machina · 31-05-2011 12:58AM

Yakult wrote: »

Supposed to.

Hold on
*gets coat*

How about now??

That's more like it.

greenybaby · 31-05-2011 12:59AM

Ricardo G wrote: »

Doubt you'd do pinch Larry Murphy's arse !!

''Larry grabs rape coat''

no

i'd shoot it :cool:

LighterGuy · 31-05-2011 01:00AM

FearDark wrote: »

Anyone over the age of 35 shouldn't be allowed in night clubs the same way under 18's aren't.

So says a person with location "16/f/cali"

16? hmmmmmmmm
*licks lips*

*gets coat*

HavingCrack · 31-05-2011 01:02AM

Was in a bar in Portugal and some fat wan insisted on paying for all my drinks. Turns out she was Norwegian but unfortunately she was fairly vile, no long legged Scandinavians for me. Anyway after 5 free drinks and her edging ever closer I decided I had to make a runner so I pretended I had to go to the toilet and legged it. Eventually ended up in a nightclub nearby and got chatting to an absolutely drop dead gorgeous blonde girl in her early twenties. After a bit of flirting and whatnot she invites me back to her apartment for a 'nightcap'. Arrive at her apartment and the fat one from earlier is sitting there in the kitchen, turns out she was her mother. Cue her raging at me for ditching her earlier which turned the daughter against me and I ended up on the side of a Portugese street at 4 in the morning without either the mother or the daughter

.

rossie1977 · 31-05-2011 01:02AM

in england you often see women in their 50s on the pull in the major bars/clubs, blackpool on a friday night is full of em, very rare to see it here though

FearDark · 31-05-2011 01:07AM

DWCommuter wrote: »

I'm over 35 and I agree. Its pitiful watching all these hen pecked married folk on a "night out" looking to relive their youth. Blindly believing that they can pull a younger man/woman. Or it's a case of a separated sh!te bag on the pull. (they usually take anything) Of course we also have the case of the truly single saddo over 35 in a nightclub hoping to score a date/husband/wife. (they should be taken out and shot)

Well said.

hinault · 31-05-2011 01:20AM

HavingCrack wrote: »

Was in a bar in Portugal and some fat wan insisted on paying for all my drinks. Turns out she was Norwegian but unfortunately she was fairly vile, no long legged Scandinavians for me. Anyway after 5 free drinks and her edging ever closer I decided I had to make a runner so I pretended I had to go to the toilet and legged it. Eventually ended up in a nightclub nearby and got chatting to an absolutely drop dead gorgeous blonde girl in her early twenties. After a bit of flirting and whatnot she invites me back to her apartment for a 'nightcap'. Arrive at her apartment and the fat one from earlier is sitting there in the kitchen, turns out she was her mother. Cue her raging at me for ditching her earlier which turned the daughter against me and I ended up on the side of a Portugese street at 4 in the morning without either the mother or the daughter .

Kojak · 31-05-2011 01:46AM

greenybaby wrote: »

urgh those creepy auld fellas leaning up against pillars

Your not looking at the facts of the matter there. The lads are only checking out the structural integrity of the pillars. There is no alterior motive for them leaning there.....

YFlyer · 31-05-2011 02:22AM

FearDark wrote: »

Anyone over the age of 35 shouldn't be allowed in night clubs the same way under 18's aren't.

Well as long as there are late bars open.

Redlion · 31-05-2011 02:23AM

rossie1977 wrote: »

in england you often see women in their 50s on the pull in the major bars/clubs, blackpool on a friday night is full of em, very rare to see it here though

Thank **** for that!

YFlyer · 31-05-2011 02:24AM

RMD wrote: »

When I was 17 some Milf was flirting with me in a nightclub. I talked to her a bit and then left her as I somehow got it into my head she was part of the nightclub staff trying to suss me out for being underage.

Turns out it was some sexy milf more than likely looking for a fúck, I really haven't been able to forgive myself since.

You're not the only, lol

Tilt Gone · 31-05-2011 06:01AM

greenybaby wrote: »

urgh those creepy auld fellas leaning up against pillars,

*note to self, stop leaning up against pillars in nightclubs it makes me look creepy*

I'm curious now! At 28 am i too old to be in nightclubs???

Azureus · 31-05-2011 06:55AM

Used to be an aul fella who went to a club virtually every night when I worked there...somehow managed to end up with gorgeous young girls every other night!!

Depends on the place though, nightclub like above perving on young girls and its creepy, but late bars with a dancefloor why not! It depends on the clientele of the place-older people want some sexytime too and not everyone over 35/40 is married/seperated and desperate!

wolf moon · 31-05-2011 07:13AM

DWCommuter wrote: »

Blindly believing that they can pull a younger man/woman.

I seriously can't see any problem with that. I actually realised that when I turned 30 and above, way more girls seem to be attracted to me. no problem in pulling 20/25 years old (i couldn't believe how many of them cheat on their 20+ boyfriends) - the only reason i don't practice it is cause currently i'm with the woman of my life and want it to stay that way

it's not age you wanna blame, it's the attitude and look of an auld person.

Dirty sleazy auld wans in nightclubs..

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