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Larry Murphy is back?

  • 30-05-2011 11:31PM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 770 ✭✭✭


    Save me boards.ie? He'll surly be after my tender ass :(. Take the mods Larry, not me, NOT ME!


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Back a few days, getting his new passport 'cos he lost his other one in Spain.
    Hope he's sent packing again soon.

    Great write-up comment: http://www.herald.ie/opinion/columnists/sinead-ryan/sinead-ryan-fasttrack-evil-rapist-murphys-passport-to-get-him-out-of-here-2661185.html

    Sinead Ryan: Fast-track evil rapist Murphy's passport to get him out of here
    By Sinead Ryan
    Monday May 30 2011

    My heart did a nervous flip when I heard that notorious rapist Larry Murphy was spotted back in Ireland at the weekend. What the hell is he doing here, I wondered? We had been assured he was in Spain, Belgium, France -- actually couldn't care less as long as it was Somewhere Else.

    This excuse for a human being was, as it turns out, just back in the country to apply for a passport after his own was lost.

    Well, as someone who spent months last year trying to get a passport during the lengthy strike in Molesworth Street, let me give a message loud and clear to all passport office workers: drop what you're doing and get this man's application sorted. I, for one, don't mind waiting on mine while it's being done.

    In fact, can we jump him up the queue in no uncertain terms, and process the passport today?

    Honestly -- let him be escorted in, right ahead of everyone else, given the first number out of the machine and get the highest level official working on it pronto. That way with a bit of luck, he'll hop on the first plane and be gone again -- hopefully forever.

    The convicted rapist, who is also a suspect in the disappearance of women all over the south east in the 1990s, is not someone any of us want living here.

    Nor do we want the daily fear of Larry-spotting that went on like a national sport after he was released last August.

    Anyone who looked remotely like him caused panic in the environs, and his family -- who are not responsible for his actions -- repeatedly had to assure everyone that he wasn't there and that they didn't know where he was.

    Every day there were internet boards and gossip about where Murphy was staying and it had got to the stage where people were afraid to go out. Well, I'm sick of that and don't want it to start up again.

    The gardai assure us that for this brief trip they are keeping tabs on him all the time while he's here, but that still makes me feel afraid: after all, it means they know just how dangerous he is and are having none of this, "He's done his time, leave him alone", nonsense.

    Selfish

    It means they know they can't leave him alone even for a minute. Well, thanks guys, we know you're absolutely doing your best, but can we make him the problem of some other police force?

    Larry Murphy is a vicious criminal. He showed no inclination to enter any therapy programmes while in jail -- no remorse was ever shown either and he was still let off a third of his sentence for "good behaviour". How safe can that possibly make any woman feel?

    After his release he turned up in the south of Spain -- where so many Irish families holiday with their children.

    The Guardia Civil issued photographs of "the face of evil" to warn locals and consider him a "high risk individual". So they should, but to be honest, I know it's selfish -- I'd prefer him to be their problem rather than ours.

    So, today please -- Molesworth Street should be on alert; cancel the tea break, don't answer the phones and when you see Larry Murphy entering the building, cover your disgust up and stamp whatever forms are needed before advising him that he's free to leave the country immediately.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,941 ✭✭✭maxwell smart


    Get ready for the inevitable text/facebook/email chain letters saying "I know someone who saw Larry Murphy on the train/boat/Dart/Luas/Horse and Cart today and he was looking very evil indeed".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Bout time he came back.....the papers have been boring!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭Sparks43


    Old news

    FFS it was in the herald today:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭Pauleta


    I was in the newsagents earlier and the Herags headline was "Fear on the streets" :rolleyes:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,235 ✭✭✭✭flahavaj


    Yer wans article is gas: "As long as he's not in Ireland raping Irish women I'm delighted."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,968 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    Sister in law of a friend of a friends team mate in work who does sales with us spotted him in ........... county :eek:

    Well that's pretty much how the last thread went

    Joe Duffy has his show sorted tomorrow anyway
    The bould Larry will have been spotted in 32 counties by this time tomorrow


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Just the mention of his name sends shivers down my spine...

    Those poor girls... :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,315 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    Sister in law of a friend of a friends team mate in work who does sales with us spotted him in ........... county :eek:

    Orange?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 286 ✭✭mstan


    Where's that fella who was in After Hours earlier looking for the ride?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    themadchef wrote: »
    Just the mention of his name sends shivers down my spine...

    Those poor girls... :(

    Thank you for those heartfelt words Dr. Evil Psycho Chiller.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 476 ✭✭bc dub


    Has that awkward moment Larry Murphy turns up out of the blue uninvitedd tshirts been done yet?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    mstan wrote: »
    Where's that fella who was in After Hours earlier looking for the ride?

    Could you be a bit more specific?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    Spotted on the moon at 5.28


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    Some one should treat him to a flight out to Saudi Arabia... with a PR campaign telling everyone who & what he is.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    Jesus larry murphy and evil killer cucumbers in the one week, don't think I can cope


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 236 ✭✭dominiquecruz


    Biggins wrote: »
    Back a few days, getting his new passport 'cos he lost his other one in Spain.
    Hope he's sent packing again soon.

    Great write-up comment: http://www.herald.ie/opinion/columnists/sinead-ryan/sinead-ryan-fasttrack-evil-rapist-murphys-passport-to-get-him-out-of-here-2661185.html

    Sinead Ryan: Fast-track evil rapist Murphy's passport to get him out of here

    Yeah. Quick. Make him someone else's problem. In fact, he should fare well in a society who won't even know what he looks like :rolleyes:

    That is the most ridiculous article I've ever read. He should be kept here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    themadchef wrote: »
    Just the mention of his name sends shivers down my spine...

    Those poor girls... :(
    He's a dirty bastard. Pity someone doesn't sort him out


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,968 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    From the Herald
    who are not responsible for his actions -- repeatedly had to assure everyone that he wasn't there and that they didn't know where he was.

    This was one thing I was saddened by.

    The family had nothing to do with the crimes of Larry Murphy.
    Yet locals would hang around their house which is intimidating or even demand to know if Larry was staying there.
    And the family would get shouted at while walking home from mass, even while their children were with them

    I understand the locals fears but shame on them! :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,047 ✭✭✭Da Shins Kelly


    That woman's article is kind of ridiculous. All this stuff like, 'I don't care if he's in Spain or France so long as it's Somewhere Else' and 'he turned up in the south of Spain - where so many Irish families are' and 'I'd rather he was Spain's problem than ours'.

    He kinda is our problem though. He's a very serious criminal and should still be in jail. If he rapes a Spanish woman or a French woman, that is kind of the Irish judicial system's problem too for releasing him so early. The disregard for people of other nationalities who are at risk because of the lax nature of justice in this country is a bit ridiculous.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,061 ✭✭✭leggo


    Yeah. Quick. Make him someone else's problem. In fact, he should fare well in a society who won't even know what he looks like :rolleyes:

    That is the most ridiculous article I've ever read. He should be kept here.

    Agreed. I wouldn't be surprised if the author had a quick turnabout of opinion if she found out he was living, undisturbed, in a holiday destination she was planning to go to.

    The guy should be locked up, the key should be thrown away and we should go on with our lives making jokes about him on Facebook in peace.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    I bet Larry is so angry that he goes on a raping rampage!

    Hid you mothers, sisters aunties and female animals this could get nasty


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,728 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    He is back to sell his television.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Ricardo G


    Spotted him today, he was in boots buying vaseline, ky jelly and analube. At leat he knows how to control his money as Boots do a 3 for 2


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    He has to live some where, is it right to let him leave the country ?

    he is our criminal after all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,968 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    I don't care where he goes, just NIMBY ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,061 ✭✭✭leggo


    hondasam wrote: »
    he is our criminal after all.

    D'you know what's funny about all this hate towards him, now that you say that: we can rip into him all we like, but the second the Brits said something bad about him we'd go ****ing mental.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 730 ✭✭✭gosuckonalemon


    Apparently he is still considered high risk due to this failure to undergo counselling. The authorities say you can't force someone to undergo counselling if they don't want to, however it would be a nightmare for diplomatic relations if he attacked again while abroad.

    IMHO there are two possible next steps:

    1) Try out The Ludovico Technique on him which is a form of aversion therapy that they used in A Clockwork Orange.

    2) Do more research in making the ginger gene extinct. It is obvious that the ginger would never get any hole by conventional means.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,275 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Seeing Larry Murphy is the modern day equivalent of train-spotting.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 730 ✭✭✭gosuckonalemon


    Seeing Larry Murphy is the modern day equivalent of train-spotting.

    Trainspotting but without the smack.


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