Would you go on Britain's Got Talent?

Kevin Duffy · 29-05-2011 08:34PM #1

Can't say I've any talent meself, so my ambition would be to sing like I was convinced of my ability and make the freaks reel, acting stunned if I didn't make it :pac:

What would you do on it?
Would you tell them what you thought of them if you didn't get through? Would you be a camera-friendly crier if you got through?

Sunnyisland · 29-05-2011 08:36PM

Wouldent go on it, to shy.

Saila · 29-05-2011 08:36PM

no I have talent, so I cant apply

Trevor451 · 29-05-2011 08:37PM

No, since I live in Ireland.

seanybiker · 29-05-2011 08:37PM

No way. I can't do anything. Unless crashing a motorbike is considered entertainment

KeithM89_old · 29-05-2011 08:37PM

Nah, it wouldnt be fair on everyone else...:P

phasers · 29-05-2011 08:38PM

nope, I'm not British...

squod · 29-05-2011 08:38PM

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

What would you do on it?

I'd ride yer one Amanda Holden. Wouldn't get asked back for a second performance mind.

Saila · 29-05-2011 08:39PM

seanybiker wrote: »

No way. I can't do anything. Unless crashing a motorbike is considered entertainment

of corse it is, but you have to do it carrying a small giraffe and blindfolded

Latchy · 29-05-2011 08:40PM

Seriosly No .......but people with real talent should give it a go ,didn't do Mary Byrne any harm

mike65 · 29-05-2011 08:41PM

phasers wrote: »

nope, I'm not British...

That hasn't stopped people traveling from thousands of miles away to try out (see Britains Got More (read less) Talent).

Kevin Duffy · 29-05-2011 08:42PM

seanybiker wrote: »

No way. I can't do anything. Unless crashing a motorbike is considered entertainment

Well, it's partly car-crash TV, so it'd be a new twist.

Kevin Duffy · 29-05-2011 08:44PM

Saila wrote: »

no I have talent, so I cant apply

You, me and 80%+ of the people who turn up.

Kevin Duffy · 29-05-2011 08:47PM

realies wrote: »

Wouldent go on it, to shy.

Perfect for the heart-rending back story. Ant and Dec voiceover talking about your crippling shyness, your near agrophobia, then you gulp, break out in a sweat, the judges encourage you....then you start to sing like Adele and the crowd goes wild. No excuses, go and do it.

7sr2z3fely84g5 · 29-05-2011 08:55PM

Fartman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpQQpIOCp_A

seanybiker · 29-05-2011 08:57PM

Saila wrote: »

of corse it is, but you have to do it carrying a small giraffe and blindfolded

I can do that except the giraffe is a balls to blindfold

Doyler92 · 29-05-2011 08:59PM

We have our very own Britain's Got Talent - Glas Vegas. How exciting.

Sunnyisland · 29-05-2011 09:04PM

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

Perfect for the heart-rending back story. Ant and Dec voice over talking about your crippling shyness, your near agoraphobia, then you gulp, break out in a sweat, the judges encourage you....then you start to sing like Adele and the crown goes wild. No excuses, go and do it.

That shy story always works

I'm in

Kevin Duffy · 29-05-2011 09:07PM

realies wrote: »

That shy story always works I'm in

I won't ask for more than 20% of what I can exploit you for we earn together :pac:

Eric Cartman · 29-05-2011 09:14PM

nope , im not declared mentally challenged , thus Im not allowed on

Irish Fire · 29-05-2011 09:15PM

Yep as a judge........

Kevin Duffy · 29-05-2011 09:27PM

Eric Cartman wrote: »

nope , im not declared mentally challenged , thus Im not allowed on

Yet....

candy-gal1 · 29-05-2011 09:29PM

Eh, yeah i would!!

emeraldstar · 29-05-2011 09:29PM

No, I'd just stand there with nothing to do

(Not that the majority of people who do go on it are actually in possession of anything that could even remotely be called "talent".)

Latchy · 29-05-2011 09:29PM

Every other famous person in history has had to go on some talent show in order to get their talents shown to a wider audience ,to get that first break ( oppurtunity Knocks ,You're A Star etc ) so gimmicky talent shows like B G T are no different in that respect except some 'acts ' on there are only begging to be exploited for the laughs and better suited to appearing on Jermey Kyle .

Mr.Crinklewood · 29-05-2011 09:30PM

Peeling the skin off balloons, but yet leaving the balloon intact.

Failing that, my impression of Michael Fagan.

ArtyM · 29-05-2011 09:33PM

I can make an 8 pack of Dutch Gold disappear. Practicing now.

Kevin Duffy · 29-05-2011 09:33PM

candy-gal1 wrote: »

Eh, yeah i would!!

And what would you do?

Latchy · 29-05-2011 09:35PM

Doyler92 wrote: »

We have our very own Britain's Got Talent - Glas Vegas. How exciting.

It used to the LLS with Gay Byrne ,remember first appearences by U2 or Boyzone ? ( faceplam )

overexcitedaj · 29-05-2011 09:42PM

Christine Famous Kelp wrote: »

Fartman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpQQpIOCp_A

whats worse about this guy is that he went on the German version and the judges let him through.

Karona · 29-05-2011 09:43PM

Oh god no, I'd be mortified.

Would you go on Britain's Got Talent?

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