She aint heavy, she's his sister

ArtyM · 26-05-2011 05:11PM #1

Was watching the movie Say it isnt so last night. Its a comedy based around the idea of 'brother-sister lovin'.
So I thought I would put this Hypothetical to After Hours....

Lets say you are out having a quite few scoops when you meet someone you havent seen in years, an old school friend, old college buddy, or similar. Over a few drinks you catch up, get on well, and have a good laugh.
After a while the conversation turns to relationships and he says he has been in a happy stable relationship for a few years. The thing is, it is with his cousin or worse, his sister.

How would you react?
Would you.....

Express your disgust with a Glasgow Kiss before calling the Gardai and reporting the pervert
Stand up and loudly announce to the entire pub that he f**ks his cousin/sister and let mob justice take over
Blackmail him for all you can get
Avoid the awkward issue, make your excuses, and never see him again
Break out your favourite incest related jokes and keep drinking
High five him while repeatedly saying Gigigidy Gigigidy

P.s: This is gonna end up in the Cukoos nest, isnt it?

TheZohanS · 26-05-2011 05:13PM

High5 while saying Gigigidy Gigigidy

What would you do?

phill106 · 26-05-2011 05:14PM

High5 while saying Gigigidy Gigigidy

ArtyM wrote: »

Was watching the movie Say it isnt so last night. Its a comedy based around the idea of 'brother-sister lovin'.
So I thought I would put this Hypothetical to After Hours....

Lets say you are out having a quite few scoops when you meet someone you havent seen in years, an old school friend, old college buddy, or similar. Over a few drinks you catch up, get on well, and have a good laugh.
After a while the conversation turns to relationships and he says he has been in a happy stable relationship for a few years. The thing is, it is with his cousin or worse, his sister.

How would you react?
Would you.....

Express your disgust with a Glasgow Kiss before calling the Gardai and reporting the pervert
Stand up and loudly announce to the entire pub that he f**ks his cousin/sister and let mob justice take over
Blackmail him for all you can get
Avoid the awkward issue, make your excuses, and never see him again
Break out your favourite incest related jokes and keep drinking
High five him while repeatedly saying Gigigidy Gigigidy
P.s: This is gonna end up in the Cukoos nest, isnt it?

so you were watching incest movies, and came on AH to tell us?
This will end well!

thebigbiffo · 26-05-2011 05:14PM

ask him if he wants a gang bang with you and your sister. may as well see what all the fuss is about.

Eric Cartman · 26-05-2011 05:15PM

reply "i dont know how you do it man, she was ****e in bed"

Interceptor · 26-05-2011 05:16PM

You're easily shocked OP. You even forgot the option where he asks you to join in...

'cptr

thehairyelbow · 26-05-2011 05:18PM

What are the chances of it happening for real? Could it? Imagine that conversation. "Sweetheart... we need to talk..."

Latchy · 26-05-2011 05:18PM

Where's the 'show me the pics or GTFO ' option ?

ibarelycare · 26-05-2011 05:18PM

I'd reserve judgment until I saw a picture of her. Obviously.

Baldie · 26-05-2011 05:19PM

Interceptor wrote: »

You're easily shocked OP. You even forgot the option where he asks you to join in...

'cptr

Dam! Beat me to it!!

Kevin Duffy · 26-05-2011 05:19PM

High5 while saying Gigigidy Gigigidy

Stick a poll on this. Please include options such as "Happens all the time 'round our way", "This actually happened me", "I've been riding my sister, who is also her own second cousin, for years" and "Er....are you trying to tell me it's wrong somehow?". Make the results public, please.

NothingMan · 26-05-2011 05:20PM

If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family. Or so Mother use to say...

prinz · 26-05-2011 05:20PM

Why did you have to associate that kind of rubbish OP with such a classic song, got it in my head now and I'll I can think of is fraternal lovin'.:mad:

ArtyM · 26-05-2011 05:22PM

High5 while saying Gigigidy Gigigidy

TheZohan wrote: »

What would you do?

Tbh the situation wouldnt bother me after the initial shock - each to their own (bad choice of phrase).
If I was getting on well with him before I knew, I dont think I would let his sexual choices be an issue afterward.
Would have to test the boundaries of his sense of humour on the matter, of course.

annascott · 26-05-2011 05:33PM

Sorry, I don't care how you dress it up - it is just WRONG. However, not being one to make a scene, I would just make an excuse and leave early and not return future calls... ugh!! Even in a hypothetical situation it is skin-crawl inducing...

There used to be a guy in Letterkenny who was supposed to have slept with his sister. Never knew if it was true, but still could not look at him or stand next to him in the pub...

Krusader · 26-05-2011 05:49PM

High5 while saying Gigigidy Gigigidy

annascott wrote: »

There used to be a guy in Letterkenny who was supposed to have slept with his sister. Never knew if it was true, but still could not look at him or stand next to him in the pub...

Says more about you really

Seachmall · 26-05-2011 05:52PM

High5 while saying Gigigidy Gigigidy

As long as they don't reproduce (which I think is illegal) they could be riding their dogs for all I care.

Gross? Yes.
Give a ****? No.

UglyBolloxFace · 26-05-2011 06:04PM

TheZohan wrote: »

What would you do?

...if you were asked to give up your dreams for fraydum.

Gunsfortoys · 26-05-2011 06:25PM

High5 while saying Gigigidy Gigigidy

Does atari jaguar mean nothing to you people?????

minidazzler · 26-05-2011 06:39PM

I would simply say YKINMKBYKIOKWM.

Seachmall · 26-05-2011 06:42PM

High5 while saying Gigigidy Gigigidy

minidazzler wrote: »

I would simply say YKINMKBYKIOKWM.

IHNIWTFTMBGI

later12 · 26-05-2011 07:31PM

annascott wrote: »

Sorry, I don't care how you dress it up - it is just WRONG.

Why is it wrong? Says who?

What two adults get up to in the privacy of their own time is their business. The fact that it is illegal is bad enough, but the idea that your poll options, OP, could include such things as humiliating the individual, or punching him, really belongs in the dark ages. It is no more acceptable than slurring homosexuals or those who engage in interracial relationships.

I know this is AH, but it really this really is a tremendously ignorant thread. I do not see how views like yours can be seriously entertained in an educated, developed society.

bluecatmorgana · 26-05-2011 08:11PM

Announce it & Let Mob Justice handle it

Dude ?! its incest! End of.

later12 · 26-05-2011 08:28PM

Dude?! It's gay sex! End of.
Dude?! It's a black woman. End of.
Dude?! It's a foreigner. End of.
Dude?! It's a Catholic. End of.

The sexual behaviour of consenting adults in their own time, in the privacy of their own bedroom, is their affair. Similar things as the OP has written have been uttered by toothless neanderthals in the past about private relationships that is none of their concern.

It might not be something that you or I ever want to engage in, but it is wrong that we should take it upon ourselves to impose our personal taste and arbitrary values on other adults' relationships.

mconigol · 26-05-2011 08:38PM

This is exactly the reason why I don't go down my local very much these days. Theres a reason why you haven't seen those people in years op!

bluecatmorgana · 26-05-2011 08:58PM

Announce it & Let Mob Justice handle it

later10 wrote: »

Dude?! It's gay sex! End of.
Dude?! It's a black woman. End of.
Dude?! It's a foreigner. End of.
Dude?! It's a Catholic. End of.

The sexual behaviour of consenting adults in their own time, in the privacy of their own bedroom, is their affair. Similar things as the OP has written have been uttered by toothless neanderthals in the past about private relationships that is none of their concern.

It might not be something that you or I ever want to engage in, but it is wrong that we should take it upon ourselves to impose our personal taste and arbitrary values on other adults' relationships.

mmmmm....interesting point.

I know of a case were a couple married who are cousins, their parents were also cousins, and they have had seven children with moderate to profound disabilities. Their oldest has recently got married to , you guessed it, her cousin. Now dont get me wrong, I get your point about consenting adults and being in the privacy of their own homes. But I believe as adult in sexual relationships we also have to think of the consequences of sex and unfortunately contraception for those who use it does not work 100% of the time.

I certainly feel torn about it, especially when I work with their children.

later12 · 26-05-2011 09:15PM

bluecatmorgana wrote: »

mmmmm....interesting point.

I know of a case were a couple married who are cousins, their parents were also cousins, and they have had seven children with moderate to profound disabilities. Their oldest has recently got married to , you guessed it, her cousin. Now dont get me wrong, I get your point about consenting adults and being in the privacy of their own homes. But I believe as adult in sexual relationships we also have to think of the consequences of sex and unfortunately contraception for those who use it does not work 100% of the time.

I certainly feel torn about it, especially when I work with their children.

What about children who suffer from autosomal recessive diseases? For example Cystic Fibrosis. Should the parents who do not produce alleles that can produce a functional CFTR protein be condemned to lives of infertility and legal prohibitions of marriage to particular individuals? Or what about gene-linked Down's Syndrome arising from hereditary translocations?

The reality is that we cannot realistically legislate on the basis of possible genetic abnormalities which may or may not be present in any resulting offspring.

Guill · 26-05-2011 09:20PM

Blackmail him for all you can get

I'm a huge fan of most forms of sex but incest is disgusting, not just morally wrong but genetically wrong.

Where's the 'Call him a dirty bastard and leave is disgust' option on the poll?

Trigger13222 · 26-05-2011 09:28PM

later10 wrote: »

Why is it wrong? Says who?

What two adults get up to in the privacy of their own time is their business. The fact that it is illegal is bad enough, but the idea that your poll options, OP, could include such things as humiliating the individual, or punching him, really belongs in the dark ages. It is no more acceptable than slurring homosexuals or those who engage in interracial relationships.

I know this is AH, but it really this really is a tremendously ignorant thread. I do not see how views like yours can be seriously entertained in an educated, developed society.

Do you fancy your sister or worse have ye done it.

Terry · 26-05-2011 09:37PM

Joe Dirt option.
He thought they were brother and sister. Found out that they were not related, but got off on pretending she was his sister.

bluecatmorgana · 26-05-2011 10:05PM

Announce it & Let Mob Justice handle it

later10 wrote: »

What about children who suffer from autosomal recessive diseases? For example Cystic Fibrosis. Should the parents who do not produce alleles that can produce a functional CFTR protein be condemned to lives of infertility and legal prohibitions of marriage to particular individuals? Or what about gene-linked Down's Syndrome arising from hereditary translocations?

The reality is that we cannot realistically legislate on the basis of possible genetic abnormalities which may or may not be present in any resulting offspring.

I wouldnt legislate but I would certainly encourage genetic screening and sexual responsiblity. Parents who knowingly bring children into the world who's lives are going to be considerably poor in quality just because they want children is just selfish and should be discouraged.

She aint heavy, she's his sister

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