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How are pineapples grown?

  • 12-05-2011 06:26PM
    #1
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭


    Poll to follow

    How are pineapples made 29 votes

    Tree
    0% 0 votes
    Under the ground
    58% 17 votes
    Plant
    6% 2 votes
    When two grown up pineapples love each other....
    34% 10 votes


Comments

  • #2
    Captain_Generic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,408 ✭✭✭Captain_Generic


    They aren't grown, they're delivered to the supermarkets by the gods themselves


  • #3
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    The Man from Del Monte says...


  • #4
    who what when
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 832 ✭✭✭who what when


    Whats a pineapple?


  • #5
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Answer to follow.

    It is grown on a plant.


  • #6
    gargleblaster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭gargleblaster


    who what when wrote: »
    Whats a pineapple?

    Delicious.


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  • #7
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    They aren't grown, you just get an apple and some pine nuts and spin them both for an hour in a salad spinner. Try it.


  • #8
    Buceph
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Buceph


    They're obviously a root vegetable.

    Like all the best pizza toppings, carrot, turnip...


  • #9
    Phoenix Park
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Phoenix Park


    Captain_Generic wrote: »
    They aren't grown, they're delivered to the supermarkets by the gods themselves

    Just like Ferrero Rocher. Which,incidentally, i'm eating right now.


  • #10
    darragh16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭darragh16


    They're grown from a plant, ground up...


  • #11
    themandan6611
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,630 ✭✭✭themandan6611


    they grow in a pineapplerey


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  • #12
    jubella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,528 ✭✭✭jubella


    Under the sea.


  • #13
    ArtyM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    Jeez. are you people stupid?
    Pineapples are what are found inside the shell of Coconuts that have not been fertilised by Monkeys.


  • #14
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Would have got back to you sooner but I also put in 'melons' into Youtube and got a bit, eh, held up.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQjXwggVs4E


  • #15
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    I believe you put de lime in de coconut and mix em both up.


  • #16
    superelliptic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 395 ✭✭superelliptic


    Pineapples are for life, not just for lunch.









    :pac:


  • #17
    partyndbs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭partyndbs


    they r made at the bototm of the sea and a yellow sponge lives in them :)


  • #18
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    How are pineapples made?

    You know OP - you have the whole internet to look it up!
    Try doing your own homework.


  • #19
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,495 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    slowly, with love.


  • #20
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Manny: "Is space hot?"
    Bernard: "Of course it is. Where do you think we get pineapples from?"


  • #21
    ElaElaElano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭ElaElaElano


    I'd just like to take this opportunity to say pineapples are fantastic and make a lovely pizza topping. And the mistreatment of pineapple enthusiasts by naysayers needs to end.


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  • #22
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Who cares how they're grown, it's the advantages of eating pineapple which are important!


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