You Know your addicted to Cod when.....

minidazzler · 24-04-2011 01:41PM

fjsanchez wrote: »

....when your dreams consist of getting across the map tomohawks

I had a beastly game of Dom once, got literally 100 + kills and no deaths....then I woke up and realised I dreamt the whole thing... I was little sad...

Mr. Rager · 24-04-2011 06:09PM

minidazzler wrote: »

I had a beastly game of Dom once, got literally 100 + kills and no deaths....then I woke up and realised I dreamt the whole thing... I was little sad...

Same, except mine was a wet dream..... ahem

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Dues Bellator · 24-04-2011 08:47PM

AGB_Ghost wrote: »

You know your addicted when your having sex and you say

"Stop screaming!! Turn your mic off dammit!"

the words "sex" and "screaming" just reminds me of Japanese porn , not good :pac:

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Dues Bellator · 24-04-2011 10:27PM

AGB_Ghost wrote: »

I think they get deaf people for japanese porn, it`d make some sense that way

i hear ya brother , weird s*it if u ask me .

sierra117x · 26-04-2011 08:20AM

when you get rediculously high and start taking your clothes off saying you have lightwieght pro before chasing people with knives yelling witch witch witch!!!

CORaven · 26-04-2011 01:42PM

...when sitting in the back of a van you expect to see a mounted gun outside the sliding door.

When you always assume a Belgian Shepherd is wants to try kill you.

Mr. Manager · 26-04-2011 01:59PM

CORaven wrote: »

When you always assume a Belgian Shepherd is wants to try kill you.

I like the attention to detail noting it's not a German Shepard

EDIT: Online is suggesting they're German but they certainly don't look German. . . I'm sticking with Belgian.

My missus agrees and she's a dog fanatic.

hatz7 · 26-04-2011 02:10PM

When your walking around a building thinking...hmm that'd be a great place to put a claymore

I love claymores!

CORaven · 26-04-2011 02:11PM

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

I like the attention to detail noting it's not a German Shepard

EDIT: Online is suggesting they're German but they certainly don't look German. . . I'm sticking with Belgian.

My missus agrees and she's a dog fanatic.

Just the cod wikia page states that the German Shepards are friendly were as the Belgians are the enemy dogs.

sumsar · 02-05-2011 03:34AM

when you go out and buy it on the xbox because the psn is a piece of sh!t

MarkY91 · 02-05-2011 06:46PM

.....when your sat nav becomes a HUD and you see incoming napalm strikes

windowgobo · 07-05-2011 02:38PM

a bunch of kids walked around the corner and i put my hand into my pocket for a grenade without thinking.

celtic723 · 07-05-2011 02:41PM

windowgobo wrote: »

a bunch of kids walked around the corner and i put my hand into my pocket for a grenade without thinking.

Osama?

windowgobo · 07-05-2011 06:43PM

celtic723 wrote: »

Osama?

it sounds worse than it is... my first reaction was mass murder, i didnt follow through, i dont usually carry grenades. thankfully

everlast75 · 09-05-2011 09:16AM

windowgobo wrote: »

a bunch of kids walked around the corner and i put my hand into my pocket for a grenade without thinking.

Could have been worse....

You could have put your hand in your pocket for other reasons...

Dues Bellator · 09-05-2011 10:16AM

everlast75 wrote: »

Could have been worse....

You could have put your hand in your pocket for other reasons...

PerrinV2 · 09-05-2011 10:42AM

When you refer to any flatulence you may have during the day as the release of nova gas.

SuiteCheex · 13-05-2011 05:08PM

.......you're having a drunken conversation with your girlfriend about how you spend too much time playing COD which results in you saying "D'you know something...you're absholutely right!!!" as you get up and march into the living room, open the XBox and ceremoniously snap BlOps in two!

A bit of a pointless gesture really as my OH felt guilty and went out the next day and bought me a new copy!! They're a feckin' odd species, aren't they?!:rolleyes:

Leeg17 · 13-05-2011 05:44PM

When you feel it's ok to walk into your local extravision, punch the dude behind the counter and walk out with an Xbox and Black Ops just to get a game in!

TentCrasher · 14-05-2011 04:16AM

Seeing a plane in the distance and thinking strela or stinger. Its so old but still.

baldymac · 18-05-2011 09:17PM

when your GF calls you in for some sex you say

you cant pause live games ill be in about 5 minutes

also when you driving your car, people in there car makes a mistake you call them n00bs

CORaven · 18-05-2011 09:24PM

baldymac wrote: »

when your GF calls you in for some sex you say

you cant pause live games ill be in about 5 minutes

also when you driving your car, people in there car makes a mistake you call them n00bs

krudler · 18-05-2011 10:47PM

baldymac wrote: »

when your GF calls you in for some sex you say

you cant pause live games ill be in about 5 minutes

Yeah I dont care if I was one kill off a nuke I aint turning down sexy time :pac:

sexy time while playing COD, now thats on the bucket list

Mr. Rager · 18-05-2011 11:28PM

krudler wrote: »

sexy time while playing COD, now thats on the bucket list

its overrated :cool:

MaidenSlayer · 20-05-2011 06:46PM

You know you're addicted to CoD when...you realise it's the next day and you've thrown away about 8 hours of your life, but deep down you know it was worth every second...hehe CoD rules...

everlast75 · 23-05-2011 08:17AM

When driving and you see this sign ahead....

And immediately think... Ooooh, G11

Snake Plisken · 26-05-2011 07:16PM

Left me PS3 on all night on Tuesday so I could stay in Double XP, anyway was playing Nuketown 24/7 last night until 1.30am, so I jump in the car this morning and I normally write down where my first call is in the morning, without thinking I wrote down Nuketown as my first call:o

Mr. Manager · 26-05-2011 07:21PM

If I could, I'd thanks that again

You Know your addicted to Cod when.....

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