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Don't give up your seat for a Dwarf

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  • #32
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    I blame the transsexuals. Weirdos the lot of them.


  • #33
    PinkFly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭PinkFly


    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    I'd make her Happy.

    i just vomited a little


  • #34
    pappyodaniel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,923 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    Better smeg than dead


  • #35
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    vicwatson wrote: »
    Did you know six of the seven dwarfs aren't Happy ?;)

    Yes, yes I did. Linky


  • #36
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    He probably just offered him the seat without thinking. Force of Hobbit.


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  • #37
    argosy2006
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,210 ✭✭✭argosy2006


    Its all about the little things


  • #38
    tightropetom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 283 ✭✭tightropetom


    LOL, I don't suppose it was Galway's own Seamus the ******r Dwarf on tour by any chance?

    (not sure if we can use the K word!)


  • #39
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Maybe there was some midget-gating circumstances to his anger??*









    *Gets coat


  • #40
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    You know that Disney film Snow White?

    Well, apparently six of them seven dwarves weren't happy on sett!


  • #41
    Dennis the Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Dennis the Stone


    They're not all troublemakers, but going by personal experience, a lot of them are very argumentative. Knee high say more?


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  • #42
    dsmythy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,588 ✭✭✭✭dsmythy


    Unless it's an 80 year old dwarf I don't see why they'd need a seat.


  • #43
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Hi ho, hi ho..
    It's off to anger management we go..


  • #44
    lastlaugh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭lastlaugh


    Maybe the knee to the face idea is a bit extreme.

    He should have stood up, walked over close to the little guy, farted, and then returned to his seat.


  • #45
    Dennis the Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Dennis the Stone


    I met one and he was able to shapeshift. He's a dwarf most of the time, but when he gets his little head up a woman's skirt, he's a goblin.


  • #46
    ArtyM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    You People are all going to hell!
    The bad Hell, not the good one that has burgers and stuff. The one with the pokers - hot burny pokers.
    And no kfc.


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