Stuff you have learnt about life so far.........

candy-gal1 · 05-05-2011 06:22PM #1

24 and i have learnt a lot tbh including this

Women are worse than men. Fact! Sneakier, and a hell of a lot more evil or whatever you call it.

People lie, about everything, to any extent, another fact.

Most people are sheep and will follow, the ones who dont are probably bad too but at least their different :pac:

Ireland is fcuked for jobs for about 20yrs imho

learn to separate sex and love sometimes

People want to think things they want to happen, thats it. Mostly you can think your way to making something be true.

The earlier you learn all these things the better, more time to say to the s*** followers and b****** "yeah yeah thats great, fcuk off" and then just enjoy your life the way you want.

If its meant to be it will be, thats the most truth ever imho.

You never know what will happen so try and do as much as you can that you want to each day.

just be you, if others dont like it then theyre obviously not worth enough to even think that they dont like you.

never take most things seriously, then you never get hurt, therefore always have fun

So, what have you learnt so far?

red menace · 05-05-2011 06:25PM

Don't jump onto a moving tractor -it'll not not end well
If the guy at the top of the waterslide tells you you are too heavy for the slide, listen to him, you wont come back to your deck chair leaving a twin trail of blood and bone exposed in your elbows because the shallow pool means you scrape along the bottom

JohnathanM · 05-05-2011 06:29PM

candy-gal1 wrote: »

Learn to separate sex and love, its cool

Hussy.

RachaelVO · 05-05-2011 06:31PM

Don't eat yellow snow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:pac:

It's an oldie but a goodie!

kfallon · 05-05-2011 06:32PM

The more **** you have in a day the smaller the load with each **** but better the sensation :pac:

By **** 9 or 10 it's just a puff of smoke

hondasam · 05-05-2011 06:33PM

Don't believe everything you read !

Biggins · 05-05-2011 06:34PM

Fox news is great oft times fiction!
Scientology's alien background is pure nuts.
The wife and kids is the greatest thing in my life.
Never judge a book by its cover.
There is always at least two sides to every story - and neither might never be the full truth.
Lego is the best toy ever invented.
I've been lucky to be born in Ireland.

landsleaving · 05-05-2011 06:34PM

hondasam wrote: »

Don't believe everything you read !

... So should I believe this?

My brain hurts.

LighterGuy · 05-05-2011 06:34PM

Am 26 and learned alot of the things you have, over the recent years. I dont think a person really cops on to things until their early to mid 20s (of course for some much much older :pac:)

but you make some good points:

candy-gal1 wrote: »

- Women are worse than men. Fact! Sneakier, and a hell of a lot more evil or whatever you call it.
- People lie, about everything, to any extent, another fact.
- Most people are sheep and will follow, the ones who dont are probably bad too but at least their different

Agree 100%. Especially with the people lie, about everything & I do think women can be more worse than men.

Arnold Layne · 05-05-2011 06:34PM

Guns don't kill, people do

Cypher_sounds · 05-05-2011 06:35PM

Trust no woman.

krudler · 05-05-2011 06:35PM

There's always money in the banana stand.

ArtyM · 05-05-2011 06:36PM

candy-gal1 wrote: »

24 and i have learnt a lot tbh including this

Women are worse than men. Fact! Sneakier, and a hell of a lot more evil or whatever you call it.

People lie, about everything, to any extent, another fact.

Most people are sheep and will follow, the ones who dont are probably bad too but at least their different :pac:

Ireland is fcuked for jobs for about 20yrs imho

Learn to separate sex and love, its cool
And i know whats cool, lol i dont care whats cool lol :rolleyes:

People want to think things they want to happen, thats it. Mostly you can think your way to making something be true.

So, what have you learnt so far?

Print that out OP and read it again in 10 or 20 years. I think you may have very different views on many. You use the phrase 'learnt' as though it were final whereas you will, hopefully, continue to learn every day for the rest of your life.
but....
Never ever give lsd to guide dogs - that ones a keeper.

Nolanger · 05-05-2011 06:37PM

candy-gal1 wrote: »

So, what have you learnt so far?

Most people get their jobs because of who they know.
The best and brightest emigrate!
No-one goes to Northern Ireland for their holidays.
Having a positive outlook on things has ruined this country!

Glico Man · 05-05-2011 06:37PM

It's never lupus

fontanalis · 05-05-2011 06:38PM

Never argue with an idiot, people may not tell the difference.

Aoifey! · 05-05-2011 06:38PM

Most people like to think they're individuals, but they're not.

PeterIanStaker · 05-05-2011 06:39PM

Few things I've learned:

Never challenge a porcupine to an arse - kicking contest.

Religion is the biggest load of bollocks ever.

Some women are absolutely insane.

Some men of all ages can be extremely immature and childish.

Your family and friends are the best things you have.

Its always good to talk & seek advice.

holystungun9 · 05-05-2011 06:40PM

kfallon wrote: »

The more **** you have in a day the smaller the load with each **** but better the sensation :pac:

By **** 9 or 10 it's just a puff of smoke

I think three is the lucky number for me as regards sensation. After that you might as well just go down the gym cos it's just exercise really, plus you are going to end up really lopsided, both in physique (one huge arm, one normal) and in willy direction (unless you swap hands or are quite big indeed, and use the doubled handed fireman hose technique). That last part is a personal reference......just wanted to clear that up, leave no doubts etc.

Biggins · 05-05-2011 06:40PM

Aoifey! wrote: »

Most people like to think they're individuals, but they're not.

My other split personality disagrees!

Deus Ex Machina · 05-05-2011 06:42PM

Forget about life, in this thread alone I've learned that it isn't necessary to conquer foes as meagre as orthography before one tackles far reaching questions about life.

D'Agger · 05-05-2011 06:43PM

It's not what you know it's who you know.

If you want something done then do it yourself to your standards - you'll be happier for it and avoid disappointment.

If you want something enough you'll make it yours, you won't give up...the glory is not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall.

Your parents have lived alot longer than you and therefore have valuable knowledge to pass onto you - take it onboard at the very least.

spider guardian · 05-05-2011 06:44PM

It doesn't matter how much fancy graphics they use in their ads or how much "vitamins and minerals" they put into it... shampoo is still just soap for hair

Washout · 05-05-2011 06:51PM

cancer really does suck!

fontanalis · 05-05-2011 06:53PM

PaulieC wrote: »

It's not what you know it's who you know.

If you want something done then do it yourself to your standards - you'll be happier for it and avoid disappointment.

If you want something enough you'll make it yours, you won't give up...the glory is not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall.

Your parents have lived alot longer than you and therefore have valuable knowledge to pass onto you - take it onboard at the very least.

“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years

Mark Twain

Quality · 05-05-2011 06:54PM

Up the arse hurts!

IamtheWalrus · 05-05-2011 06:56PM

What an odd opening post.

Thatnastyboy · 05-05-2011 06:57PM

Hmm...

ive learned (so far) that.. The moon is not made of cheese, Most women dont like the nice guy- but its good to be him anyway, alcohol is amazing and terrible, grass is definitly here for a very good reason, the internet is highly highly addictive, genuinely trying to be a good person is a reward of its own, bigotry is bad, racism is bad, hate is bad, love is good,

ALSO, If you are confident and cocky enough. You can do pretty much anything- within reason, I have tried to grow wings and sh1t money, but to no avail.. yet

Life is fun, and if it's not , You're doing it wrong.

jive · 05-05-2011 06:59PM

I've learned that I'm awesome and successful.

I've also learned that your average human pales in comparison to my greatness.

I hope this helps you, OP.

holystungun9 · 05-05-2011 07:02PM

PaulieC wrote: »

It's not what you know it's who you know.

If you want something done then do it yourself to your standards - you'll be happier for it and avoid disappointment.

If you want something enough you'll make it yours, you won't give up...the glory is not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall.

Your parents have lived alot longer than you and therefore have valuable knowledge to pass onto you - take it onboard at the very least.

F*ck yeah!! But how come so many people don't get that??? I had to laugh at Ricky Jervais saying that he one time tried to make a suit for himself by lying down on some cloth, drawing around his leg and then cutting the pieces out, intending to sow the pieces together. That was probably a bit naive since he didn't look into ways of doing it, but he said that he never even questioned himself or thought it was impossible. He wanted a suit so he decided to make it himself.
I can't help but want to do things myself, experience has shown me that so many people are sh!t at what they are paid to do (or what you pay them to do). Having spent time in the construction sector I learned that a whole load of people work to p!ss poor standards, no care or pride at all. Absolutely useless 'tradesmen'. If you have a brain, want to achieve something, have time to learn about it (even at its most basic principle level), you stand a bloody good chance of doing it and doing it well (depending on your effort and standards)

WindSock · 05-05-2011 07:02PM

Aoifey! wrote: »

Most people like to think they're individuals, but they're not.

I'm not.

Stuff you have learnt about life so far.........

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