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my daughter's homework

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Yes, write her a note.
    Three hours of homework is fucking bullshit and you should tell the teacher as much.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Buceph


    You gotta get your priorities straight. It's the Semi-Final of the Champions League.

    If my child was being tortured in the shed by a murderous sadist & I knew about it, I'd still watch the match.

    Surely that'd be unlikely to happen seeing as he's watching the match?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 766 ✭✭✭Lustrum


    Couldn't you just feed her homework to the dog, then take photos of the dog eating it, so when she goes to school tomorrow and tells the teacher and the teacher says "yeah right", daughter whips out the digital camera and says "in your face teacher", and that'll teacher (geddit??) not to give 3 hours homework again!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Just burn down the school. She has more time to finish her homework, everyone gets a holiday, jobs are created for firemen, engineers, architects and builders. It's win-win.

    Arson, the original panacea.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 870 ✭✭✭Osgoodisgood


    You gotta get your priorities straight. It's the Semi-Final of the Champions League.

    If my child was being tortured in the shed by a murderous sadist & I knew about it, I'd still watch the match.


    Just checked. The child is fine and busy googling and copying. I'm having a half time drinkie.


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 37,333 CMod ✭✭✭✭ShamoBuc


    Yes, write her a note.
    Three hours of homework is fucking bullshit and you should tell the teacher as much.

    a 6th class student should get 1hr homework a night. 10 mins per class approx is the rough guideline given. If your child is taking 3 hours it could mean doing the homework while watching the tv and having a snack or dinner and going on the net etc. is included. Given that it's May I would imagine this is the first time it has taken 3 hrs - if it isn't, you are not doing a good job.
    Maybe the project was given gefore Easter but just never done during the holidays and now the pressure is on. There are alot of possibilities, a bit more info would be handy.
    From my experience as a primary teacher, no teacher has ever given 3hours plus homework on any given night, there's more to the story I would imagine, I could of course be wrong.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 37,333 CMod ✭✭✭✭ShamoBuc


    Lustrum wrote: »
    Couldn't you just feed her homework to the dog, then take photos of the dog eating it, so when she goes to school tomorrow and tells the teacher and the teacher says "yeah right", daughter whips out the digital camera and says "in your face teacher", and that'll teacher (geddit??) not to give 3 hours homework again!


    lol.... isn't technology great:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    ShamoBuc wrote: »
    a 6th class student should get 1hr homework a night. 10 mins per class approx is the rough guideline given. If your child is taking 3 hours it could mean doing the homework while watching the tv and having a snack or dinner and going on the net etc. is included. Given that it's May I would imagine this is the first time it has taken 3 hrs - if it isn't, you are not doing a good job.
    Maybe the project was given gefore Easter but just never done during the holidays and now the pressure is on. There are alot of possibilities, a bit more info would be handy.
    From my experience as a primary teacher, no teacher has ever given 3hours plus homework on any given night, there's more to the story I would imagine, I could of course be wrong.

    In my experience as a primary school student, a small minority of teachers are sadistic and evil, could just be that. I certainly had that experience in primary school, had one absolutely horrible teacher. This was nearly 20 years ago now though, so I assume that kind of thing is against said guidelines.

    Wait... you're a teacher, you could do the homework in record time.

    OP - Result!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,700 ✭✭✭Alice1


    I'm with all the others who said that 3 hours of homework is way too much for an 11 year old. My DD is same age and doing Confirmation this year too and I have to say I would call a halt on the homework and send in a note.

    To those of you who don't know what Confirmation homework is - take it from me that our generation was only half Confirmed - in fact seeing the amount of stuff my DD has to do for the Confimation, I think maybe that we weren't confirmed at all!

    Now, how did you get on with the Maths?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 271 ✭✭Sefirah


    pow wow wrote: »
    "When the rent they couldn't pay...
    he would take their farms away, and everything oh everything they haaaad
    Zacchaeuuuuuuuuuuuuuus, ZacchaeUUUUUUUUUUUUUS
    Zachaeus was a greedy little man









    Please shoot me :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11 ajraf


    if the homework is for her confirmation would you not just get her to change religion or better yet atheiest? that way thered be no work involved and you wouldnt have to pay for the cost of a party after?? :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Alice1 wrote: »
    I'm with all the others who said that 3 hours of homework is way too much for an 11 year old. My DD is same age and doing Confirmation this year too and I have to say I would call a halt on the homework and send in a note.

    To those of you who don't know what Confirmation homework is - take it from me that our generation was only half Confirmed - in fact seeing the amount of stuff my DD has to do for the Confimation, I think maybe that we weren't confirmed at all!

    Now, how did you get on with the Maths?

    DD? Your breast? :confused:


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 37,333 CMod ✭✭✭✭ShamoBuc


    In my experience as a primary school student, a small minority of teachers are sadistic and evil, could just be that. I certainly had that experience in primary school, had one absolutely horrible teacher. This was nearly 20 years ago now though, so I assume that kind of thing is against said guidelines.

    Wait... you're a teacher, you could do the homework in record time.

    OP - Result!

    I don't do homework! I only correct it;)

    Yeah, 20yrs ago there were sadistic teachers - quite a few of them. I remember being in fear of my life going to school because I didn't know my Irish verbs or whatever. But 'if' the teacher was one, May would not be the first time this would have arisen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭PinkFly


    Sefirah wrote: »
    he would take their farms away, and everything oh everything they haaaad
    Zacchaeuuuuuuuuuuuuuus, ZacchaeUUUUUUUUUUUUUS
    Zachaeus was a greedy little man









    Please shoot me :(


    guranteed to be buzzing around my head tonight when im trying to sleep ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Alice1 wrote: »
    I'm with all the others who said that 3 hours of homework is way too much for an 11 year old. My DD is same age and doing Confirmation this year too and I have to say I would call a halt on the homework and send in a note.

    To those of you who don't know what Confirmation homework is - take it from me that our generation was only half Confirmed - in fact seeing the amount of stuff my DD has to do for the Confimation, I think maybe that we weren't confirmed at all!

    Now, how did you get on with the Maths?

    DD?

    I swear to gawd, if that's shorthand for Darling Daughter, I'm getting me fecking coat.

    3 hours homework? Balls to that. Teach her how to lie. Takes 5 minutes.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 37,333 CMod ✭✭✭✭ShamoBuc


    DD?

    I swear to gawd, if that's shorthand for Darling Daughter, I'm getting me fecking coat.

    3 hours homework? Balls to that. Teach her how to lie. Takes 5 minutes.

    that's not a nice thing to be teaching her, being economical with the truth is much better;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    Sefirah wrote: »

    Please shoot me :(

    NO! Not until you recite the ten commandments ;)

    DD is internet mum shorthand for darling daughter. Said internet mum might have awesome tahtahs, but she most definitely has a daughter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    I would have rebelled myself if a teacher gave me three hours when I was in 6th class (although my 6th class teacher was really cool).

    How much of this is confirmation homework and how much of it is regular ****e?

    And which bit are you doing?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 870 ✭✭✭Osgoodisgood


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    I would have rebelled myself if a teacher gave me three hours when I was in 6th class (although my 6th class teacher was really cool).

    How much of this is confirmation homework and how much of it is regular ****e?

    And which bit are you doing?


    I "helped" with the confo bit and I checked the proper bit. About 50:50 tonight I'd guess.

    I don't feel the tiniest bit guilty I assure you. My daughter just told me I'm awesome. I'll overlook the Glee vocab and just revel in the fact that tonight at least she meant it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Galway K9


    Ypur darling daughter wotn learn anythign if you do it for her. I think DD had daddy wrapped ha:D


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 37,333 CMod ✭✭✭✭ShamoBuc


    Galway K9 wrote: »
    Ypur darling daughter wotn learn anythign if you do it for her. I think DD had daddy wrapped ha:D

    veri guud:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 766 ✭✭✭Lustrum


    PinkFly wrote: »
    guranteed to be buzzing around my head tonight when im trying to sleep ;)
    pow wow wrote: »
    NO! Not until you recite the ten commandments ;)

    DD is internet mum shorthand for darling daughter. Said internet mum might have awesome tahtahs, but she most definitely has a daughter.


    Of all the posts on this, I's pretty sure which one will be in my head tonight!!
    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 870 ✭✭✭Osgoodisgood


    ShamoBuc wrote: »
    If your child is taking 3 hours it could mean doing the homework while watching the tv and having a snack or dinner and going on the net etc. is included. Given that it's May I would imagine this is the first time it has taken 3 hrs - if it isn't, you are not doing a good job.

    Oh dear. I'm in trouble now!

    Maybe the project was given gefore Easter but just never done during the holidays and now the pressure is on. There are alot of possibilities
    True enough there are many possibilities. "Alot" is not one of them


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,700 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Yes, I meant Darling Daughter. So sorry I offended thee. I shall now shamble away, a broken woman.

    There is a serious amount of Confirmation homework to be done and I have also helped with it. Pictures of the candidate at various ages, copy of Baptismal Cert, memories of First Holy Communion, parents memories of baptism, list of reasons why the candidate wants to be confirmed, fruit of the Holy Spirit etc, etc, etc.

    Still don't know the difference between a conjunction and a preposition though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Alice1 wrote: »
    Yes, I meant Darling Daughter. So sorry I offended thee. I shall now shamble away, a broken woman.

    There is a serious amount of Confirmation homework to be done and I have also helped with it. Pictures of the candidate at various ages, copy of Baptismal Cert, memories of First Holy Communion, parents memories of baptism, list of reasons why the candidate wants to be confirmed, fruit of the Holy Spirit etc, etc, etc.

    Still don't know the difference between a conjunction and a preposition though
    All we did was make a poster with our picture on it and leanr a few prayers. And that was only a few years ago :confused:


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 37,333 CMod ✭✭✭✭ShamoBuc


    Oh dear. I'm in trouble now!


    True enough there are many possibilities. "Alot" is not one of them

    Shouldn't you be doing homework?


    "Alot" is not one of them. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,700 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Aoifey! wrote: »
    All we did was make a poster with our picture on it and leanr a few prayers. And that was only a few years ago :confused:
    Not properly confirmed Aoifey, not properly confirmed I tell ya....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭whatdoicare


    confirmation homework

    What?? You get homework for confirmation??


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 37,333 CMod ✭✭✭✭ShamoBuc


    What?? You get homework for confirmation??

    Isn't modern society fantastic!
    Ecka for confirmation.
    Theory tets for driving.
    And my personal favourite - Pre Marriage Course!!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Aaaahhhhhh:mad::mad::mad: this drives me berzerk. I hope to jebus you are just having a laugh and not doing your kid's homework. When you can think clearly please ask yourself the following question.....

    Q: When I do my child's homework I am teaching my daughter...

    (a) that homework has no importance.
    (b) that she can gain nothing by completing it.
    (c) that she can say to the teacher "yes, I did my homework" when this is not the case.
    (d) that she is not really expected to do it.
    (e) that someone do things for her / bail her out.

    Just tick off whichever you think is the answer.

    OK bring on the criticism.. harsh.. get off your high horse.. take that thing out of your h0le etc. etc.
    I am super sensitive to this I know.It's cos recently I've seen some bad cases of parents NOT realizing what they are teaching their children through their actions. Saying one thing/ doing another.....'helping'/when really they are not helping.

    Don't bother with the 'ah she's only___ years old or they give too much homework or it is too difficult or the teacher is 'crap'. If you believe in those, then address those.
    Too Young - talk to the school, ask them to explain their policy or practices, get information.
    Too much homework - see above, look for info, ask other parents to gauge the situation.
    Too difficult - again see above, but do not do the typical thing and only get involved when the teacher mentions something or there is a problem with some assessment or other. Take a proactive approach and interest in your kid's education. Sit down with them more often, start homework a little earlier in the day without making a big deal about it, ask what they are learning, pretend you don't understand something she is reading or learning and ask her to explain it to you, all in a softly softly way.
    Teacher is crap - that is the easiest thing to say of the cuff for an adult or a child. Again, info , talks, etc etc.

    OP, I don't mean to bag on you, I think in reality I am just getting some crap off my chest re: other people I've seen recently. You could be the best parent out there and this was just some one-off case for whatever reason. Still, some people may read this and get some good out of it.I'm sure other's will say 'what a twat" Oh well.

    And finally, as the smoke rises from my finger tips and I mop up the trickle of blood that is now running down my forehead from banging it of the wall in rage, I apologize to AH for an out of character 'serious' post. The matter was close to my heart and I couldn't refer to piss nor to blasting nor any other such tom foolery..................next time though, next time.


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