How to become un-D4

Okay gang,

We've all been exposed to those ridiculous people, with their ridiculous makey-uppy accents, because they are ashamed of their "common" roots.

They call the Dart, the "Dort"; they call a pint of Heineken, "a point of Hoino".

But what's the reverse? If you find yourself in straitened circumstances and don't want to be beaten up, how do you hide your "posh" roots?

I've learnt to ask someone to "chuck us me coat" instead of asking someone to "pass me my coat". It kept me alive in the homeless shelter.:pac:

So, how would you un-D4 yourself ? (I'm not from D4 btw)

1) Drink Power's whiskey.

2) Know less about rugby than you do about hurling.

3) Say "me" rather than "my" (but only if you know how to do it! I can't emphasise this enough. If you can't say it naturally, it sticks out as an affectation.)

4) Get three up in a 5p Yankee.

5) Smoke 20 JP blue.

6) Resent rich people.

7) Be good at dominoes. (The game, not the Pizzas)

8) And the pizzas.

9) Like your siblings.

10) Be honest. And a "scumbag".

Just ideas btw, and let's not turn this into a bitter thread. Keep it funny. Gentle slagging FTW.

Except of course for those people who ask for "20 Myaaarlboro liets" and those people who ask for "20 Morlboro loights". They can both go fcuk themselves.

We all know the correct pronunciation....

"20 Rothmans please":pac:

Chocolate.