Worst way to die?

Gneez · 26-04-2011 08:03AM

In a submarine being depth charged for hours and then ended up at the bottom of the ocean with slow flooding and the air becoming poisonous would be pretty ****ty way to go

hondasam · 26-04-2011 09:22AM

Oranage2 wrote: »

What do you think the worst way is to die?

I also heard dying in your sleep of old age is one of the most painful ways

I thought this would be the nicest way to die.

Princess Peach · 26-04-2011 09:26AM

Belly cut open, guts yanked out, stomach acid thrown in your face, then hung by your own large intestine while someone tickles your foot with a feather and someone else does fingernails on a blackboard!

Off topic- Best way to die: Death by Snu Snu

thomasj · 26-04-2011 09:31AM

hondasam wrote: »

I thought this would be the nicest way to die.

i thought so too!

If you are out for the count, you miss all the action (thankfully) id take dying in my sleep over any other cause.

thomasj · 26-04-2011 09:45AM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

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I hope it's just the FEAR but I'm seriously scarred to fly after reading that.
Can you imagine going through all of that.
I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
It's far worse than being buried alive I think.

seriously though, how many major air disasters have aer lingus or ryanair been in?

Okay, there is a (very small) risk that could happen, but there are so many other risks in your life of being killed not just air travel. If you were to try avoiding these risks you wouldnt be leaving your house!

I am travelling to amsterdam to see family this year for holidays and i am doing it the long way! (boat and train to london, boat and train to hook of holland, train to amsterdam) but im not taking that option over air transport because of fear its because.i want to make the most of the holiday, including the travel!

McBauer · 26-04-2011 10:09AM

If someone forced a towel down your throat. All the way. Except that they’d hold onto a little bit at the end. When your stomach starts to digest the towel, they pull it out. Taking your stomach lining with it.

Most people probably take about a week to die. It’s very painful.

Wibbs · 26-04-2011 10:17AM

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

Bleed to death or terminal illness.

Bleeding to death would be fairly OK I'd reckon. Slow drop off into coma. Lack of oxygen would likely give you euphoria too.

Soby wrote: »

~Whatever is the slowest/most painful would be the worst.Drowning or burnt would be a pretty horrible long one

Drowning would be relatively easy too. Again lack of oxygen may make you feel drunk. Burning would be of an magnitude worse. If you didn't succumb quickly to the smoke inhalation you would feel your own bodyfat boil. Horrendous.

TeddyTedson wrote: »

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I hope it's just the FEAR but I'm seriously scarred to fly after reading that.
Can you imagine going through all of that.
I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
It's far worse than being buried alive I think.

Yep and on top of that in high adrenaline situations time slows right down for people. Seconds feel like minutes and minutes like hours. The most horrible psychological trauma you could imagine.

robryan · 26-04-2011 10:25AM

Watching Liverpool on a Thursday night:D

stovelid · 26-04-2011 10:29AM

Being eaten alive is the worst thing I could think of.

stovelid · 26-04-2011 10:32AM

ironictoaster wrote: »

Probably this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_familial_insomnia
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I noticed this on that page:

"Other symptoms include profuse sweating, pinprick pupils, the sudden entrance into impotence for men, neck stiffness, and elevation of blood pressure and heart rate."

I think I had that syndrome every weekend throughout the 90s?

evil_seed · 26-04-2011 10:34AM

in the middle of a ****. Oh the shame...

karl tyrrell · 26-04-2011 10:40AM

stovelid wrote: »

Being eaten alive is the worst thing I could think of.

yes killer ants you get drunk on holidays fall a sleep on a beach wake up thousands eating you then the crabs move in followed by crows and magpies then the tide drags whats left of you out to sea your fish food:(

SparkyTech · 26-04-2011 10:42AM

Run over by a 46A

Snake Pliisken · 26-04-2011 10:44AM

Meticulously tortured
A full body burn that gets infected

I can't believe I'm the first to say starved/dehydrated/sleep deprived to death.

Also, The intended victim was stripped naked and then firmly fastened within a face-to-face pair of narrow rowing boats (or hollowed-out tree trunks), with the head, hands and feet protruding. The condemned was forced to ingest milk and honey to the point of developing severe diarrhea, and more honey would be rubbed on his body to attract insects to the exposed appendages. He would then be left to float on a stagnant pond or be exposed to the sun. The defenseless individual's feces accumulated within the container, attracting more insects, which would eat and breed within his exposed and increasingly gangrenous flesh. The feeding would be repeated each day in some cases to prolong the torture, so that dehydration or starvation did not provide him with the release of death. Death, when it eventually occurred, was probably due to a combination of dehydration, starvation and septic shock. Delirium would typically set in after a few days.

orourkeda · 26-04-2011 11:22AM

Is there a good way to die?

I know the stock answer is while piledriving a buxom 19 year old blonde supermodel with jumbo kegs into the bed, but seriously?

JuliusCaesar · 26-04-2011 11:24AM

Death by a Thousand Cuts. (don't) see google images if you don't know what it is, or imagine a few paper cuts.

Duggy747 · 26-04-2011 11:42AM

Having severe burns to most of your body and living for only a few but extremely painful days in hospital.

Being torn in 2 and lying on the ground scooping up your organs. (There is a story and video of an Asian cop who was cut in half in an accident but he survived........albeit he's a few inches shorter now :pac:)

Self-Immolation. Setting yourself on fire and running about as you cook isn't one of the more pleasant ways to go, I'm sure.

Die **** as you're wearing a bra & stockings with a machine pump stuck up your arse (Another true story that happened to a middle-aged guy, oh the shame!)

thomasj · 26-04-2011 12:05PM

SparkyTech wrote: »

Run over by a 46A

So if I get run over by a 39a it wont be as painful!

Wibbs · 26-04-2011 12:21PM

orourkeda wrote: »

Is there a good way to die?

I know the stock answer is while piledriving a buxom 19 year old blonde supermodel with jumbo kegs into the bed, but seriously?

Oxygen starvation, pneumonia, rapid blood loss, rapid heart failure that sorta thing I'd imagine.

Irish Guitarist · 26-04-2011 12:43PM

Being kicked to death by a bunch of teenagers wearing tracksuits tucked into their socks while a bunch of similarly attired teenage girls laugh. Just before I die one of the teenagers would urinate on me. Another teenager would film this happening on his or her phone so he or she could later upload the video to YouTube.

tallaghtmick · 26-04-2011 01:06PM

most deaths from itchy and scratchy.

grizzly · 26-04-2011 01:13PM

Young.

Nodin · 26-04-2011 01:19PM

Duggy747 wrote: »

Having severe burns to most of your body and living for only a few but extremely painful days in hospital.

..............

....which reminds me....

"When he was 12, his father died a slow and agonising death after falling into a cauldron of boiling water at the gasworks where he was a foreman. The East Midlands Gas Board refused to compensate the family because Arthur Blunkett had been working beyond the normal retirement age."
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/david-blunkett-home-boy-746377.html

....he died a month after falling in, afaik.

Trooperboyo · 26-04-2011 03:55PM

I'm suprised no one has mentioned Erotic asphyxiation, I remember reading this had happened to David Carradine. Of course it would only happen to someone who practices this kind of thing but hypothetically it would be the worst and most embarrasing way to die imo. It would be really embarressing thinking in your final monents that someone will find you in the most perverted situation imaginable, then you would be at butt end (no pun intended) of jokes for years to come by people who hated you.

Though you could just leave a letter explaining that you lost the will to live and decided to end it all while having a ****. Then instruct the person reading the letter to help you down and call an ambulance straight away saying that you changed your mind and you want to live. Then tell them to dress you up properly and hide any paraphernalia. Remind them to call an ambulance!:pac:

Pauleta · 26-04-2011 04:21PM

Wouldnt like to be stoned to death or have a short drop hanging.

AudreyHepburn · 26-04-2011 04:46PM

For me the absolute worst way to go would be due to some terminal illness like say Cancer, where you knew for a long time you were going to die and spent your last few months/weeks suffering physically as well as mentally.

That or burned to death.

orourkeda · 26-04-2011 04:50PM

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

Being kicked to death by a bunch of teenagers wearing tracksuits tucked into their socks while a bunch of similarly attired teenage girls laugh. Just before I die one of the teenagers would urinate on me. Another teenager would film this happening on his or her phone so he or she could later upload the video to YouTube.

And then re-run the clip from the bogs in mucky d's of the transsexual they had got fired for

Einhard · 26-04-2011 04:53PM

Oranage2 wrote: »

Burnt alive

Welll would be hard to kill someone by burning them if they weren't alive!:pac:

Da Shins Kelly · 26-04-2011 05:07PM

I don't like the idea of drowning, but people say that it's supposed to be quite peaceful (how anyone knows this, I don't know). I think the worst would have to be being buried alive. The vivid description of the plane crash is pretty bad, but I still think being buried alive would be worse. So claustrophobic, the panic, the complete helplessness, the silence as the time just ticks away. That strikes more fear into me than a plane crash.

thomasj · 26-04-2011 05:13PM

In bed, unable to move and being forced to listen to hours of cliff Richard or Daniel O'Donnell.

Now that would be a slow and painful death

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