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What drink makes you ready for sexy time?

  • 25-04-2011 11:00PM
    #1
    Darlughda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,886 ✭✭✭


    Well, right now it is Jamesons.

    Evil drink. But just now,I am ready for fun.
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  • #2
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Few Captain Morgan's and I'm anyones.

    Then again, cup of tea and I'm anyones.


  • #3
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    number?


  • #4
    FesterBeatty
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 406 ✭✭FesterBeatty


    Calpol, the purple one - not the orange!


  • #5
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Cocktails, champagne - all those flash expensive kinda drinks which I rarely have, but if I do... me love you long time! :pac:


  • #6
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Rohypnol and jack.


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  • #7
    Thatnastyboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Thatnastyboy


    A cocktail called the morning wood!


  • #8
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Mouthwash,

    wife makes me drink it before sexy time, as she says my breath smells like the liffey on a hour day otherwise:confused:


  • #9
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,610 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Tiger blood


  • #10
    JackieBurkhart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭JackieBurkhart


    Sexy time? Makes me hear Al Green tunes in my head.


  • #11
    clonadlad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 394 ✭✭clonadlad


    Capri Sun.


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  • #12
    KungPao
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,794 ✭✭✭KungPao


    The semen of a bull shark.


  • #13
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,854 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    I like to get 7UP ( admittedly this is nothing to do with drink, just what I like to do in my 7 man orgy ).


  • #14
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    None, alcohol makes me too relaxed ad lethargic, everything else ruins the whole experience due to bathroom breaks.


  • #15
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    Anything with alcohol in it tbh


  • #16
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    The 3rd or 4th.


  • #17
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Viagra on the rocks always had an aphrodisiac effect on me I have to say also.


  • #18
    Witchie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Who needs drink?
    :eek:


  • #19
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Darlughda wrote: »
    Well, right now it is Jamesons.

    Evil drink. But just now,I am ready for fun.
    Good for you. Shame you're out of reach:D
    I like Jamesons, but it would probably have the opposite effect on me..
    I don't need a drink. I was born ready.


  • #20
    johnn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    Dudess wrote: »
    Cocktails, champagne - all those flash expensive kinda drinks which I rarely have, but if I do... me love you long time! :pac:

    I've got your Cocktail right here :cool:


  • #21
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    The horn of a Rhinoceros grinded down and mixed with Tequila and lemon juice gets me going but a few Vodkas and Coke is fine


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  • #22
    Gunsfortoys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    Latchy wrote: »
    The horn of a Rhinoceros grinded down

    Fetish?


  • #23
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    This cafe/bar in New York specialise in them:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2WFGONdCnE


  • #24
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    johnn wrote: »
    I've got your Cocktail right here :cool:
    Thanks. Long Island Ice Tea I hope.


  • #25
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Gunsfortoys wrote: »
    Fetish?
    Yep... It's a jungle out there ...


  • #26
    johnn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    Dudess wrote: »
    Thanks. Long Island Ice Tea I hope.

    whatever you want babes ;)


  • #27
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Few Captain Morgan's and I'm anyones.

    Then again, cup of tea and I'm anyones.

    Oi! Oi! I didn't thank that!!!!!


  • #28
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    rufi colada :pac:


  • #29
    Laika1986
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 620 ✭✭✭Laika1986


    The water from drained spuds is an ancient celtic aphrodisiac


  • #30
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,677 ✭✭✭policarp


    Latchy wrote: »
    The horn of a Rhinoceros grinded down and mixed with Tequila and lemon juice gets me going but a few Vodkas and Coke is fine
    Leave the poor Rhinos alone and grind your own horn down instead.


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  • #31
    Badgermonkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,018 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    I bottle the tears of previous girlfriends.

    A quick snifter of their sorrowful saline pre-coitus awakes the inner bastard and ensures the only attachment I form will be a canine-esque state of sexy entwinement once the deed is done.


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