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What drink makes you ready for sexy time?

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  • 26-04-2011 12:00am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,886 ✭✭✭


    Well, right now it is Jamesons.

    Evil drink. But just now,I am ready for fun.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Few Captain Morgan's and I'm anyones.

    Then again, cup of tea and I'm anyones.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    number?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 406 ✭✭FesterBeatty


    Calpol, the purple one - not the orange!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Cocktails, champagne - all those flash expensive kinda drinks which I rarely have, but if I do... me love you long time! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Rohypnol and jack.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Thatnastyboy


    A cocktail called the morning wood!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Mouthwash,

    wife makes me drink it before sexy time, as she says my breath smells like the liffey on a hour day otherwise:confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,067 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Tiger blood


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 33 JackieBurkhart


    Sexy time? Makes me hear Al Green tunes in my head.


  • Registered Users Posts: 394 ✭✭clonadlad


    Capri Sun.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭KungPao


    The semen of a bull shark.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,423 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    I like to get 7UP ( admittedly this is nothing to do with drink, just what I like to do in my 7 man orgy ).


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    None, alcohol makes me too relaxed ad lethargic, everything else ruins the whole experience due to bathroom breaks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    Anything with alcohol in it tbh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    The 3rd or 4th.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Viagra on the rocks always had an aphrodisiac effect on me I have to say also.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Who needs drink?
    :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Darlughda wrote: »
    Well, right now it is Jamesons.

    Evil drink. But just now,I am ready for fun.
    Good for you. Shame you're out of reach:D
    I like Jamesons, but it would probably have the opposite effect on me..
    I don't need a drink. I was born ready.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    Dudess wrote: »
    Cocktails, champagne - all those flash expensive kinda drinks which I rarely have, but if I do... me love you long time! :pac:

    I've got your Cocktail right here :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    The horn of a Rhinoceros grinded down and mixed with Tequila and lemon juice gets me going but a few Vodkas and Coke is fine


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    Latchy wrote: »
    The horn of a Rhinoceros grinded down

    Fetish?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    This cafe/bar in New York specialise in them:



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    johnn wrote: »
    I've got your Cocktail right here :cool:
    Thanks. Long Island Ice Tea I hope.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Fetish?
    Yep... It's a jungle out there ...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    Dudess wrote: »
    Thanks. Long Island Ice Tea I hope.

    whatever you want babes ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Few Captain Morgan's and I'm anyones.

    Then again, cup of tea and I'm anyones.

    Oi! Oi! I didn't thank that!!!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,212 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    rufi colada :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 620 ✭✭✭Laika1986


    The water from drained spuds is an ancient celtic aphrodisiac


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,661 ✭✭✭policarp


    Latchy wrote: »
    The horn of a Rhinoceros grinded down and mixed with Tequila and lemon juice gets me going but a few Vodkas and Coke is fine
    Leave the poor Rhinos alone and grind your own horn down instead.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,019 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    I bottle the tears of previous girlfriends.

    A quick snifter of their sorrowful saline pre-coitus awakes the inner bastard and ensures the only attachment I form will be a canine-esque state of sexy entwinement once the deed is done.


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