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Assumptions you had for years... and later realised were wrong

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    That it actually matters what other people think of me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,001 ✭✭✭Mr. Loverman


    Those in power (e.g. managers, politicians, rich people) are competent and intelligent.

    Amazing it took me until my late 20's to realise they are simply better than me at bull****ting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,158 ✭✭✭✭Degag


    No, it proves that unlike you, even rednecks know which bit of the bread is the heel :)
    There's only one way to find out.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33 flamboosh


    Always assumed that the BBC DJ Tim Westwood was black, until I stumbled across a video on youtube of him by accident a few months back. God almighty. :eek: really, REALLY didn't match up with the picture of him I had in my head!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,158 ✭✭✭✭Degag


    flamboosh wrote: »
    Always assumed that the BBC DJ Tim Westwood was black, until I stumbled across a video on youtube of him by accident a few months back. God almighty. :eek: really, REALLY didn't match up with the picture of him I had in my head!
    It's disturbing that the man is in his 50's and talks like that, yes and that he isn't black!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Joe10000


    I used to think that "post no bills" meant there was a letterbox nearby that you should not use for bills, bless.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9 homeandaway


    I thought WWF was real until I was 21. I was working at a concert venue and said to a group of people this looks fake and they looked at me, laughing it is fake. :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,758 ✭✭✭Laois_Man


    yeah i was like that. i remember watching star wars on the telly when i was about 8 and thinking they stopped acting when the breaks came on and started again afterwards

    Yeah I could never figure out why it was broad daylight in Glenroe but pitch dark outside my house even tho it was only up the road! :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭sesna


    Im learning alot from this thread.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,375 ✭✭✭twirlagig


    I remember there used to be an ad on telly years ago when I was small for Cadburys Eclairs... It would show the the chocolate inside and it was heart-shaped....
    Lost count of how many I cut open to see the heart! :o


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,758 ✭✭✭Laois_Man


    Ya know that Boney-M song where they sing "Mary's boy child, Jesus Christ, was born, on Christmas Day". For yonks I had the completely wrong words on that line. One day. going around the house singing "Mary's SPOILED child, Jesus Christ, was born, on Christmas day". The mother taut I was just being a prick and nearly killed me!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 433 ✭✭raveni


    When I was a kid I saw some cattle going at it and asked my Ma what they were doing, she said they were exercising, I believed that for ages...

    I assumed for ages that timbuktoo was a place in Africa.

    Edit: ahh no I just wiki'd it, it actually is...ok so I got it right when I was a kid but changed my mind and assumed til now that it didn't actually exist.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,758 ✭✭✭Laois_Man


    I'm in my 30's. For my whole life, I was certain that the moon-landings were stage-managed fakes. It's only in the last year or so I've come to accept they're real.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,326 ✭✭✭AhSureTisGrand


    Took me quite a while to make the distinction between Asperger's and ass burgers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,158 ✭✭✭✭Degag


    raveni wrote: »
    I assumed for ages that timbuktoo was a place in Africa.

    It is, it's in Mali.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    My friend believed babies came from storcs until he was thirteen. Nearly walked into a lampost when he confessed to it in front of my crew.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,758 ✭✭✭Laois_Man


    More keeps coming to me.
    When I was little, I had regular arguments with my sister that we are England, cos we speak English, and that the other crowd to our east were Ireland.

    I think it was the 1982 World Cup when I realised nobody else around me was shouting for them £¥^%§


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 122 ✭✭Raspberries


    I used to think that everyone who lived in housing estates had Sky Tv and all the fancy channels. Dunno why! :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,419 ✭✭✭tommy21


    That the Irish were loved all over the world.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,419 ✭✭✭tommy21


    That the Lord came down from the cross for a nice cup of Barry's Tea before giving himself up for the world.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    ... That Michael Jackson was white

    Until I was about 13 I thought he actually had an operation to change his skin from black to white:o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,001 ✭✭✭Mr. Loverman


    My friend believed babies came from storcs until he was thirteen. Nearly walked into a lampost when he confessed to it in front of my crew.

    I had always assumed Scuid Mhór was more of a posse kind of guy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,967 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    Justice Moriarty, Justice Flood and so on
    Ever watch the news lately and they talk about Justice Moriarty? I used to think if you want to be a judge you first name must be Justice.
    If that's not your name then you can't be a judge. I remember asking my parents would they change my name, lol

    Ever watch Nuacht?
    When I was in school the teacher would read some Irish story and we'd write it. If you got it correct you got stars in your copybook :)
    On Nuacht they end the scrolling text with stars. I thought it meant the newsreader had made no mistakes and I was astounded they got full stars every time!

    Ah watching GAA football. My uncle told me if you scored the last point with your left leg it was the consolation point and if you scored it with your right leg it was the insurance point.
    The commentators would talk about insurance points and consolation points and I didn't understand so hey, I believed the above explanation!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 798 ✭✭✭maiden


    I assumed that spain had a different sun to ours. Because the sun in spain always gave people a tan and in ireland the sun gave you sunburn!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    When I was 10/11 ish I first became aware of the existence of gay people, I didnt understand how two men could have sex as I apparently had no concept of anal sex....so I assumed gay men just kinda pressed the tips of their penises together.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frot


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    Laois_Man wrote: »
    Ya know that Boney-M song where they sing "Mary's boy child, Jesus Christ, was born, on Christmas Day". For yonks I had the completely wrong words on that line. One day. going around the house singing "Mary's SPOILED child, Jesus Christ, was born, on Christmas day". The mother taut I was just being a prick and nearly killed me!

    Oh just thought of another one. The line in that song where it goes "that man will live for ever more because of Christmas day", I thought it was one particular man and was very curious as to why he wasn't mentioned in any of the other Christmas songs or stories.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    Until I saw the film again when I was 16 I assumed that in Police Academy 1 the nice lady that Mahoney brought in was tickling the Commandent Lassard when she was hiding while he was making his speech. My childhood was over when I realised that she was not, in fact, tickling him at all :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,306 ✭✭✭✭Drumpot


    My mum told me when I was around 10 that if I didnt wipe my nether regions when I peed, that I wouldnt be able to have children when I grew up.

    Being adopted (and wanting nothing more then a family of my own), I always wipe up!

    Whats funnier is that I never ever thought of even questioning this logic until I was in my late 20s! It wasnt that I thought about it much , more the concept never came up!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,967 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    To be honest I still don't know what the full story on this is

    I like the Bryan Adams song "Summer of 69". Good upbeat song and sure I assumed since the day I heard it it was about summer of 1969

    But read on boards and a few other places that it's, well you know the position 69 and boy I got a shock when I read that

    I still don't know what's correct. For now I'm going with 1969 the year


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 302 ✭✭SparKing


    Degag wrote: »
    The Heel?? WTF!!!
    I feel so foolish
    I used to think it was called the crust ffs!

    fyp


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