Urban legends

UglyBolloxFace · 16-04-2011 05:10PM

Pauleta wrote: »

Prince/Marilyn Manson removing ribs how they can give themselves blow jobs

This is a disgusting Primary School myth. A Rainbow Kiss. Its when a man goes down on a women and sucks her period out, then kisses her and passes her period in her mouth. Then she will piss it out on you. We told the Sex ed teacher about it and she was horrified :pac:

Not a myth. I refer you to a place called.....Amsterdam!:pac:

Marsden · 16-04-2011 05:13PM

Theres a snooker club in clondalkin called q's.

Apparently if you go in and slap 20 john player blue and a tenner on the counter you'll get a blowie round the back.

Chris P. Bacon · 16-04-2011 05:14PM

Marsden wrote: »

Theres a snooker club in clondalkin called q's.

Apparently if you go in and slap 20 john player blue and a tenner on the counter you'll get a blowie round the back.

Off a man or a woman?

sam34 · 16-04-2011 05:16PM

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

Wait, hold on, am I missing something.... If it happened while they were on holiday, then how did the breaker-inners (to use the technical term) take photos using the cameras they had took on holidays with them??

...my head hurts.

plus wouldnt they have brought their toothbrushes with them on holidays?

think the correct version is that their hotel room was burgled, not their home

Marsden · 16-04-2011 05:22PM

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Off a man or a woman?

Don't know, I never tried. Reckon the only thing I'll get if I go in looking for one is a kick in the testees.:eek:

dominiquecruz · 16-04-2011 05:22PM

Nodin wrote: »

...sid viscous once arrested whilst eating the mars bar out of some woman (it was actually mick jagger and marianne faithfull many years earlier)....

Urban Legend

mikemac · 16-04-2011 05:22PM

There are worms in Slimfast.
They work in your gut and eat the fat inside.

Heard that for years and years. Even from my uncle who was on the slim fast plan.

Savage Tyrant · 16-04-2011 05:27PM

Pauleta wrote: »

We told the Sex ed teacher about it and she was horrified :pac:

Sex Ed teachers? Clueless bàstards!... Ours brought a blank notebook to the class and took notes from us.

talla10 · 16-04-2011 05:29PM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Pighead

You mean manbearpig. Half man half bear half pig.

Fact.

UglyBolloxFace · 16-04-2011 05:39PM

sam34 wrote: »

plus wouldnt they have brought their toothbrushes with them on holidays?

think the correct version is that their hotel room was burgled, not their home

Aaaaaaaaah wait, I misunderstood the poster - what he meant by 'gaff' was the holiday home.

Now that's a good prank.

Duffy the Vampire Slayer · 16-04-2011 06:56PM

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

No a summerdrink

Are you a New Ross native?

Nodin · 16-04-2011 06:58PM

dominiquecruz wrote: »

Urban Legend

..well spotted Sirrah.

admiralofthefleet · 16-04-2011 07:02PM

there is a round hill on the grounds of cadburys in coolock. the legend was if you ran around it 3 times you saw the devil. truth was half of the staff were off their heads having spent their entire lunch break in the sheaf of wheat and would believe anything they saw

Zebra3 · 16-04-2011 07:26PM

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

Wait, hold on, am I missing something.... If it happened while they were on holiday, then how did the breaker-inners (to use the technical term) take photos using the cameras they had took on holidays with them??

...my head hurts.

And that's what makes it an urban legend as opposed to a true story.

And why would they have left their tooth brushes behind too?

Chris P. Bacon · 16-04-2011 07:28PM

Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »

Are you a New Ross native?

Yes why do you ask?

Dudess · 16-04-2011 07:55PM

Marilyn Monroe was a size 16.

No, she wasn't.

steddyeddy · 16-04-2011 07:59PM

A strange creature has been seen every now and again in loch bray in the dublin mountains aparantly :eek:

Nodin · 16-04-2011 08:00PM

steddyeddy wrote: »

A strange creature has been seen every now and again in loch bray in the dublin mountains aparantly :eek:

Tourist?

Dudess · 16-04-2011 08:02PM

- The case of someone walking in on a girl having her flange licked by the cat (to be fair, a cat would probably like the taste... but would probably also take a chomp :eek:)

- The "ghost" of a young boy, who had died in that building, being visible on Three Men And A Baby. It was actually just a scaled-down cardboard cut-out of Ted Danson

steddyeddy · 16-04-2011 08:02PM

Nodin wrote: »

Tourist?

Ha ha possibly. No a few geologists from ucd were doing research there and aparantly saw something "from the wrong side of time" spooky :eek:

Nodin · 16-04-2011 08:09PM

Dudess wrote: »

- The case of someone walking in on a girl having her flange licked by the cat (to be fair, a cat would probably like the taste... but would probably also take a chomp :eek:)

.......

...ye'd think that. And like with a lot of things, ye'd think the person who would do such a thing might think of the risks, but....
some people just don't analyse risk

Duffy the Vampire Slayer · 16-04-2011 08:11PM

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Yes why do you ask?

Only New Ross people say Summerdrink. In fact they reckon only people from one side of the town say it.

Nodin · 16-04-2011 08:12PM

steddyeddy wrote: »

Ha ha possibly. No a few geologists from ucd were doing research there and aparantly saw something "from the wrong side of time" spooky :eek:

..if it was some fucker looked like he was off headbangers ball circa 1992, it was probably me.

the groutch · 16-04-2011 08:16PM

talla10 wrote: »

You mean manbearpig. Half man half bear half pig.

Fact.

wrong, it's half manbear, half pig

seanybiker · 16-04-2011 08:17PM

Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »

Only New Ross people say Summerdrink. In fact they reckon only people from one side of the town say it.

I called it summer drink and I'm from waterford .

Duffy the Vampire Slayer · 16-04-2011 08:18PM

seanybiker wrote: »

I called it summer drink and I'm from waterford .

Ah they're not as unique as they thought so.

Duffy the Vampire Slayer · 16-04-2011 08:25PM

Zebra3 wrote: »

And that's what makes it an urban legend as opposed to a true story.

And why would they have left their tooth brushes behind too?

The way I heard it was that someone broke into their hotel room.

thebullkf · 16-04-2011 08:29PM

feelingstressed wrote: »

There are worms in Slimfast.
They work in your gut and eat the fat inside.

Heard that for years and years. Even from my uncle who was on the slim fast plan.

if you leave it opened worms/larvaor some such develope due to the culture in it...(i think)...

thebullkf · 16-04-2011 08:33PM

Dudess wrote: »

- The case of someone walking in on a girl having her flange licked by the cat (to be fair, a cat would probably like the taste... but would probably also take a chomp :eek:)

- The "ghost" of a young boy, who had died in that building, being visible on Three Men And A Baby. It was actually just a scaled-down cardboard cut-out of Ted Danson

heard that too..... it was a surprise b'day ....bf goes upstairs,she feeds the dog...spoons a bit on her *cough*.... and lets waggles the wondertongue dog get to work..... people burst in the door .."surprise!!"...or so it goes.

apparently about a famous fast food family.... begrudgery tbh.

mehfesto · 16-04-2011 09:32PM

A child was taken from its parent in a shopping centre, had its hair cut and dyed by the abductor in the bathroom and either:

a) the child was never seen again.
b) It (he or she) was discovered by police just as the abductor got into his car.

I know two people that claim this to be true.

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