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I'll tell ya how they get the figs in fig rolls!

  • 14-04-2011 09:24PM
    #1
    CommuterIE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 462 ✭✭


    They take a fig, and blast it with pastry! (not piss :pac:) Thats how!!! Question answered! Now move on :(


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  • #2
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,331 ✭✭✭RichieC


    I was frankly never baffled by their contrived little mystery.


  • #3
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Your google not working today?


  • #4
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,102 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Your mention of fig rolls has left me with a craving for some chocolate biscuits. I'm thinking Hob Nobs.


  • #5
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    *follows thread*


  • #6
    CommuterIE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 462 ✭✭CommuterIE


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    *follows thread*

    Oh, I follow you Micky Dolenz ;)


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  • #7
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Kiera wrote: »
    Your google not working today?

    my goggles are doing something.

    :D


  • #8
    CommuterIE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 462 ✭✭CommuterIE


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    my goggles are doing something.

    :D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juFZh92MUOY


  • #9
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    *follows thread*

    Hoping for more wisdom? :P


  • #10
    CommuterIE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 462 ✭✭CommuterIE


    Kiera wrote: »
    Hoping for more wisdom? :P

    Some people need more wisdom about fig rolls!!! :eek:


  • #11
    knird evol
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭knird evol


    CommuterIE wrote: »
    They take a fig, and blast it with pastry! (not piss :pac:) Thats how!!! Question answered! Now move on :(

    Yes but can you explain why the Paint is not just Paint but it is PERSONAL.


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  • #12
    Solnskaya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,463 ✭✭✭Solnskaya


    they extrude 'em, the figgy rolls that is, extruded so they are.
    How do they get the tint-er-ned to fit down a phone line?, now thats a question.


  • #13
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    *follows thread*
    CommuterIE wrote: »
    Some people need more wisdom about fig rolls!!! :eek:

    Guess so!

    Dont leave poor Micky hanging now, CIE.


  • #14
    CommuterIE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 462 ✭✭CommuterIE


    Solnskaya wrote: »
    they extrude 'em, the figgy rolls that is, extruded so they are.
    How do they get the tint-er-ned to fit down a phone line?, now thats a question.

    By using different frequencies :D


  • #15
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,677 ✭✭✭policarp


    CommuterIE wrote: »
    They take a fig, and blast it with pastry! (not piss :pac:) Thats how!!! Question answered! Now move on :(

    Is your alias Jim Figgerty?


  • #16
    CommuterIE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 462 ✭✭CommuterIE


    Kiera wrote: »
    Guess so!

    Dont leave poor Micky hanging now, CIE.

    OMG BOARDS SCANDAL!!!! How do you know he's hun... er I meant hanging!


  • #17
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,983 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    How do they get the chocolate around a chocolate finger?


  • #18
    Thrill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    How do they get the net into the internet?


  • #19
    swordofislam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 641 ✭✭✭swordofislam


    Actually they make the pastry first and then they put the jammed up fig int the pastry.


  • #20
    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,293 ✭✭✭cml387


    Do you know they're called Fig Newtons in the USA


  • #21
    davetherave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,668 ✭✭✭davetherave


    Thanks for spoiling it for the rest of us... :mad:


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  • #22
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUxs71rMNGs


  • #23
    Tayla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,158 ✭✭✭Tayla


    I always thought the real question should have been why did they put figs into fig rolls? They must be the sorriest excuse for a biscuit ever made!


  • #24
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,331 ✭✭✭RichieC


    Tayla wrote: »
    I always thought the real question should have been why did they put figs into fig rolls? They must be the sorriest excuse for a biscuit ever made!

    They are pretty dam bland alright, though you can sex them up by grilling them for a moment!


  • #25
    Dangerous Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    No one cares - it's just a pathetic marketing campaign.


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