Trolling assistance needed

iamstop · 12-04-2011 09:05PM #1

I got an envelope in my letterbox today along the lines of a 'gold for cash' type thing.
There is a return envelope with 'Postage will be paid by License' on it. What fun/mischief can be had? :cool:

KeithM89_old · 12-04-2011 09:06PM

iamstop wrote: »

There is a return envelope with 'Postage will be paid by License' on it. What fun/mischief can be had? :cool:

Fill it with Anthrax.

EverEvolving · 12-04-2011 09:08PM

Post them back your underpants with a note saying "you forgot these".

Unwashed of course

Sonics2k · 12-04-2011 09:10PM

Fill it with crack.

foxinsox · 12-04-2011 09:11PM

1. get fake finger..

2. paint gold..

3. return to sender..

G O L D F I N G E R ................................. Yeeeeah!!....

I've me coat on and I'm outta here!!

Mr. CooL ICE · 12-04-2011 09:13PM

Send them the foil wrapper from a cadburys golden crisp

FruitLover · 12-04-2011 09:15PM

Put all the other spam you get (credit card offers, takeaway menus, etc) into the envelope and send it back. While you're doing that, put the original spam into the postage-paid envelope that came with the CC offers and send that back too.

mikom · 12-04-2011 09:15PM

iamstop wrote: »

along the lines of a 'gold for cash' type thing.

Like a jewellers?

Herb Powell · 12-04-2011 09:16PM

send them almost worthless kitchen utensils which you SWEAR are painted gold

Mint Sauce · 12-04-2011 09:17PM

Fill it with p!ss.

<cant belive I have sunk this low>

My name is URL · 12-04-2011 09:17PM

Do what this guy did

iamstop · 12-04-2011 09:41PM

Does anyone know how the postage licence thing works? Are they charged by wieght? Like can I sellotape a brick to the envelope and post it?

Son Of A Vidic · 12-04-2011 09:49PM

foxinsox wrote: »

1. get fake finger..

2. paint gold..

3. return to sender..

G O L D F I N G E R ................................. Yeeeeah!!....

I've me coat on and I'm outta here!!

*Helps with coat and applies a swift boot!*

12-04-2011 09:50PM

http://bash.org/?127039

Savage Tyrant · 12-04-2011 09:53PM

irish-stew wrote: »

Fill it with p!ss.

<cant belive I have sunk this low>

*slowly shakes head*

You've let me down, you've let your mother down, you've let your friends down but most importantly, you've let yourself down.

easyeason3 · 12-04-2011 09:55PM

Print out the lyrics of the song 'Return to Sender' & enclose.

Mix up a bit of wallpaper paste & dribble a bit in a condom.

If you know of a rival company print off their advertising & send it back.

Send a photo of Mr T.

admiralofthefleet · 12-04-2011 09:55PM

send them a 'brown pastie';)

Solnskaya · 12-04-2011 10:00PM

put your wifes favorite gold jewellery in, and send it off. Imagine how surprised and chuffed she will be when you present her with a cheque for €12 and tell her how clever you have been,

Guill · 12-04-2011 10:00PM

Put a stamp adressed envelope in it with your address, add a note asking them to send the cash first.

Can't fail.

People actually send gold to these people and get less than what it is worth so when they send you cash send them **** all gold, you have to get your share in fairness.

Mint Sauce · 12-04-2011 10:01PM

Savage Tyrant wrote: »

*slowly shakes head*

You've let me down, you've let your mother down, you've let your friends down but most importantly, you've let yourself down.

'I'm mortified'

Overheal · 12-04-2011 10:09PM

irish-stew wrote: »

Fill it with p!ss.

<cant belive I have sunk this low>

there was a guy who paid his traffic ticket by sending them a $206 worth of coin that had been soaked in his own urine:

http://www.autoblog.com/2009/03/26/streaming-mad-206-in-urine-soaked-coins-is-not-acceptable-paym/

technically it was not illegal.

WeeBushy · 12-04-2011 10:12PM

My name is URL wrote: »

Do what this guy did

bluewolf wrote: »

http://bash.org/?127039

Brilliant

Do you mind me asking where you guys find this kind of stuff? Do you have it saved somewhere, or wha? Just curious

12-04-2011 10:13PM

WeeBushy wrote: »

Brilliant

Do you mind me asking where you guys find this kind of stuff? Do you have it saved somewhere, or wha? Just curious

I think I have half of bash.org saved in my head, and I can find quotes again easily enough with their search
The top 100 quotes are hilarious, have a read

Eric Cartman · 12-04-2011 10:21PM

Overheal wrote: »

there was a guy who paid his traffic ticket by sending them a $206 worth of coin that had been soaked in his own urine:

http://www.autoblog.com/2009/03/26/streaming-mad-206-in-urine-soaked-coins-is-not-acceptable-paym/

technically it was not illegal.

I wonder is it illegal here, If not I know how im paying eflow and council clamping fines from now on

dr.bollocko · 12-04-2011 10:23PM

September 1913 by Yeats.
Print it out one letter per page and send them that. If you can find the skull of Maud Gonne too that might make more of an impact.

Eric Cartman · 12-04-2011 10:29PM

get a roll of lead/tin solder , a can of gold spraypaint, a cheap pot and an icecube tray you never want to use again, turn your oven up to about 300 degrees, put the pot in with all the solder in it , use a small pot with a pouring spout on the side , it may take a few attempts but fill up the ice cube tray segments until you run out of lead, take them out and paint them all gold , get one of those small cereal multi packs by nestle, get the golden nuggets box and put the lead cubes inside it, put them in the envelope and send off , it will cost them a lot in postage as the lead is heavy and its a troll within a troll with the box , kind of trollception if you will

iamstop · 12-04-2011 10:37PM

There are actually a load of these envelopes as no one in my building wants them they were all left beside the mail boxes.

Trolling times 20! :pac::pac::pac:

Fukuyama · 12-04-2011 10:51PM

Take a **** in it :rolleyes:

HUNK · 12-04-2011 11:09PM

Fill it with silver. They will be absolutely confuzzled. It will be a jolly good laugh.

mark86 · 12-04-2011 11:14PM

according to a news feature today 'trolling' is in fact, bullying.

now i don't agree with that either but around here, its pretty much anything which makes one uncomfortable / one can't explain.

iamstop · 12-04-2011 11:31PM

mark86 wrote: »

according to a news feature today 'trolling' is in fact, bullying.

now i don't agree with that either but around here, its pretty much anything which makes one uncomfortable / one can't explain.

http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/7194688/Definition-of-a-douche-Mark86.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Troll-Face

Trolling assistance needed

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