Could you have sex with a tree?

hoorsmelt · 10-04-2011 07:16PM #1

Discuss. It's certainly possible from a physiognomical perspective- how about from a psychological perspective. I think it mightn't be the best long term option for those seeking a stable relationship.

BizzyLizzie · 10-04-2011 07:17PM

Splinters? :eek:

Sarn · 10-04-2011 07:17PM

It would bring a whole new meaning to the term 'got wood'.

Hookah · 10-04-2011 07:18PM

Wooden it be nice to live together...

10-04-2011 07:19PM

Splinters!!

Xivilai · 10-04-2011 07:19PM

I'm a necrophiliac so I only shag dead trees; which is why you'll sometimes see me scouting around in the nude after a lightning storm.

Mr. Presentable · 10-04-2011 07:20PM

It'd have to be a pussy willow.

TheAnswer · 10-04-2011 07:20PM

It's always good to branch out and explore all possibilities.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 10-04-2011 07:20PM

hoorsmelt wrote: »

Discuss. It's certainly possible from a physiognomical perspective- how about from a psychological perspective. I think it mightn't be the best long term option for those seeking a stable relationship.

Unless you're barking.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 10-04-2011 07:21PM

hoorsmelt wrote: »

Discuss. It's certainly possible from a physiognomical perspective- how about from a psychological perspective. I think it mightn't be the best long term option for those seeking a stable relationship.

Could say the same about necrophilia not being psychological. Or beastiality.

Best way of putting it is that you can have sex with a tree, but not make love to one.

Oh and splinters? Use lube.

hoorsmelt · 10-04-2011 07:21PM

BizzyLizzie wrote: »

Splinters? :eek:

You could wear a rubber or a female condom: it's called protection for a reason

Pauleta · 10-04-2011 07:24PM

You can have oral sex with a venus fly trap

latenia · 10-04-2011 07:24PM

I'd hit this tree, no question:

http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/tree-in-the-shape-of-a-womans-private-part-nice-crack.jpg

BizzyLizzie · 10-04-2011 07:25PM

hoorsmelt wrote: »

You could wear a rubber or a female condom: it's called protection for a reason

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/condom__oPt.jpg :pac:

hoorsmelt · 10-04-2011 07:25PM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Could say the same about necrophilia not being psychological. Or beastiality.

Best way of putting it is that you can have sex with a tree, but not make love to one.

Oh and splinters? Use lube.

Who needs lube when you've got sap?

Sonics2k · 10-04-2011 07:25PM

Who hasn't?

Bog · 10-04-2011 07:29PM

Ah, that hoary old chestnut..

Latchy · 10-04-2011 07:29PM

I suppose it's one way of getting your nuts .....Just Like the squirral .

joshrogan · 10-04-2011 07:29PM

You'd want to be barking mad to have sex with a tree!

edit:with not eith

Xivilai · 10-04-2011 07:32PM

It always leaves me feeling treemendous

HUNK · 10-04-2011 07:32PM

The film 'Evil Dead' comes to mind.

bnt · 10-04-2011 07:39PM

You can't beat sex on the beech, can you? Just don't get too attached, or you might find yourself pine-ing away. Using your Palm is probably safer.

.same. · 10-04-2011 07:40PM

Is that not what a treesome is.

Birneybau · 10-04-2011 07:43PM

Is hugging not enough these days?

Bloody nu-hippies!

ChristopherUno · 10-04-2011 07:49PM

latenia wrote: »

I'd hit this tree, no question:

http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/tree-in-the-shape-of-a-womans-private-part-nice-crack.jpg

And for the girls:
http://www.travelpod.com/travel-photo/the-boy_picot/3/1151685001/793x-erotic-palm-tree.jpg/tpod.html

WIZE · 10-04-2011 07:50PM

well it wood give a new meaning to being part of the furniture

Mr.Crinklewood · 10-04-2011 07:53PM

Would make my little stump look inadequate.

WoollyRedHat · 10-04-2011 08:00PM

You'd have to consult all the other animals nesting in the tree before doing such a thing.

Also, it may get a bit messy if the tree was a sap

Captain Darling · 10-04-2011 08:01PM

OP, whats the story?

You started a thread last night on incest, i think there's a massive streak of an auld kink in you.

Fecking sex mad!

RayM · 10-04-2011 08:05PM

hoorsmelt wrote: »

Discuss. It's certainly possible from a physiognomical perspective- how about from a psychological perspective. I think it mightn't be the best long term option for those seeking a stable relationship.

I seriously hope you can get to the root of your problems.

W.Shakes-Beer · 10-04-2011 08:13PM

A big lump of bark jammed in you knob doesn't sound fun in fairness.

Could you have sex with a tree?

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