Could you have sex with a tree?

hoorsmelt

Discuss. It's certainly possible from a physiognomical perspective- how about from a psychological perspective. I think it mightn't be the best long term option for those seeking a stable relationship.

BizzyLizzie

Splinters? :eek:

Sarn

It would bring a whole new meaning to the term 'got wood'.

Hookah

Wooden it be nice to live together...

Splinters!!

Xivilai

I'm a necrophiliac so I only shag dead trees; which is why you'll sometimes see me scouting around in the nude after a lightning storm.

Mr. Presentable

It'd have to be a pussy willow.

TheAnswer

It's always good to branch out and explore all possibilities.

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hoorsmelt wrote: »

Discuss. It's certainly possible from a physiognomical perspective- how about from a psychological perspective. I think it mightn't be the best long term option for those seeking a stable relationship.

Unless you're barking.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

hoorsmelt wrote: »

Discuss. It's certainly possible from a physiognomical perspective- how about from a psychological perspective. I think it mightn't be the best long term option for those seeking a stable relationship.

Could say the same about necrophilia not being psychological. Or beastiality.

Best way of putting it is that you can have sex with a tree, but not make love to one.

Oh and splinters? Use lube.

hoorsmelt

BizzyLizzie wrote: »

Splinters? :eek:

You could wear a rubber or a female condom: it's called protection for a reason

Pauleta

You can have oral sex with a venus fly trap

latenia

I'd hit this tree, no question:

http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/tree-in-the-shape-of-a-womans-private-part-nice-crack.jpg

BizzyLizzie

hoorsmelt wrote: »

You could wear a rubber or a female condom: it's called protection for a reason

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/condom__oPt.jpg :pac:

hoorsmelt

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Could say the same about necrophilia not being psychological. Or beastiality.

Best way of putting it is that you can have sex with a tree, but not make love to one.

Oh and splinters? Use lube.

Who needs lube when you've got sap?

Sonics2k

Who hasn't?

Bog

Ah, that hoary old chestnut..

Latchy

I suppose it's one way of getting your nuts .....Just Like the squirral .

joshrogan

You'd want to be barking mad to have sex with a tree!


edit:with not eith

Xivilai

It always leaves me feeling treemendous

HUNK

The film 'Evil Dead' comes to mind.

bnt

You can't beat sex on the beech, can you? Just don't get too attached, or you might find yourself pine-ing away. Using your Palm is probably safer.

.same.

Is that not what a treesome is.

Birneybau

Is hugging not enough these days?

Bloody nu-hippies!

ChristopherUno

latenia wrote: »

I'd hit this tree, no question:

http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/tree-in-the-shape-of-a-womans-private-part-nice-crack.jpg

And for the girls:
http://www.travelpod.com/travel-photo/the-boy_picot/3/1151685001/793x-erotic-palm-tree.jpg/tpod.html

WIZE

well it wood give a new meaning to being part of the furniture

Mr.Crinklewood

Would make my little stump look inadequate.

WoollyRedHat

You'd have to consult all the other animals nesting in the tree before doing such a thing.

Also, it may get a bit messy if the tree was a sap

Captain Darling

OP, whats the story?

You started a thread last night on incest, i think there's a massive streak of an auld kink in you.

Fecking sex mad!

RayM

hoorsmelt wrote: »

Discuss. It's certainly possible from a physiognomical perspective- how about from a psychological perspective. I think it mightn't be the best long term option for those seeking a stable relationship.

I seriously hope you can get to the root of your problems.

W.Shakes-Beer

A big lump of bark jammed in you knob doesn't sound fun in fairness.

Sunnyisland

It would have to have a special branch.

mikom

Sit under one and see if it'll give you a root up the hole.

hoorsmelt

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

A big lump of bark jammed in you knob doesn't sound fun in fairness.

There are plenty of nooks and crevices in your average tree trunk. Use your imagination.

wolf moon

hoorsmelt wrote: »

Discuss.

the above always makes me laugh when connected with an utterly mad subject

Kold

Yes. I believe I could. Wouldn't be nearly as sexy as the Evil Dead though.

TeddyTedson

It's the only treesome you'll ever have:pac:

conormccarthy92

hoorsmelt wrote: »

Discuss. It's certainly possible from a physiognomical perspective- how about from a psychological perspective. I think it mightn't be the best long term option for those seeking a stable relationship.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9kpTvm6CYA