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What would you do?

  • 08-04-2011 02:37AM
    #1
    Chnandler Bong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    If there was a world-wide explosion and everyone was killed except you, whats the first thing you would do?


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Comments

  • #2
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Yore ma.
    Blast them with piss

    Loot.


  • #3
    Wolfe Tone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    Fap


  • #4
    Sonics2k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,037 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    Have a fap


  • #5
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    realise I was the chosen one and..


  • #6
    Wolfe Tone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    Too slow


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  • #7
    Chnandler Bong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Yore ma.
    Blast them with piss

    Loot.
    My Ma died in the explosion:rolleyes:
    Blast who with piss??:rolleyes:


  • #8
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Necophilia.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #9
    God...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 204 ✭✭God...


    Eat.


  • #10
    Degag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,161 ✭✭✭✭Degag


    Necrophilia FTW.

    With Yore Ma.


  • #11
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Chnandler Bong wrote: »
    My Ma died in the explosion:rolleyes:
    Blast who with piss??:rolleyes:

    1. I know.
    2. The dead.


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  • #12
    ballsymchugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,943 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    turn off the alarm.


  • #13
    HoneyRyder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 240 ✭✭HoneyRyder


    Am giddy at the prospect of this thought


  • #14
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    what would YOU do


  • #15
    Napper Hawkins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    I think this has been covered but, yeah... fap.


  • #16
    Bodhisopha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,068 ✭✭✭Bodhisopha


    Is Tesco still standing?


  • #17
    Chnandler Bong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    Saila wrote: »
    what would YOU do
    Id rob a double decker bus and go mental:P


  • #18
    Birdnuts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,209 ✭✭✭✭Birdnuts


    Are we assuming non-human species survived?? - in that case I think most men would have "monkey" sex on the mind:D;)


  • #19
    Chnandler Bong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    Bodhisopha wrote: »
    Is Tesco still standing?
    Yes everything is fine, except for the people:)


  • #20
    Chnandler Bong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    Birdnuts wrote: »
    Are we assuming non-human species survived?? - in that case I think most men would have "monkey" sex on the mind:D;)
    What-ever floats yor boat


  • #21
    J. Marston
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,408 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    Get in a tank and start shooting shít for the craic.


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  • #22
    Chnandler Bong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    Napper Hawkins wrote: »
    I think this has been covered but, yeah... fap.
    Could you not fap before the explosion?


  • #23
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Chnandler Bong wrote: »
    Could you not fap before the explosion?
    But now you could do it in the streets.


  • #24
    God...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 204 ✭✭God...


    Birdnuts wrote: »
    Are we assuming non-human species survived?? - in that case I think most men would have "monkey" sex on the mind:D;)


    Ehhh....







    Nooooooooo!!!


  • #25
    Chnandler Bong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    J. Marston wrote: »
    Get in a tank and start shooting shít for the craic.
    But you probably would'nt have a clue how to use an army tank or else you will kill yourself trying:pac:


  • #26
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Chnandler Bong wrote: »
    Id rob a double decker bus and go mental:P

    1. the double decker bus is yours remember, you cant steal it
    2. youcant go mental, no one else is around to decide that what you are about to do is mental :p


  • #27
    Chnandler Bong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    But now you could do it in the streets.
    To???


  • #28
    Lady von Purple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 318 ✭✭Lady von Purple


    Declare myself Queen of the World. Then go shopping for free queenly attire.


  • #29
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Chnandler Bong wrote: »
    To???
    I believe necrophilia has been covered :p


  • #30
    Birdnuts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,209 ✭✭✭✭Birdnuts


    Chnandler Bong wrote: »
    What-ever floats yor boat

    Ya cheeky fekker!! - you stashed away some inflatible dolls just for such an event:cool:


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  • #31
    Chnandler Bong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    Lady von Purple wrote: »
    Declare myself Queen of the World. Then go shopping for free queenly attire.
    And where in Ireland would you shop for queenly attire?

    Unless you can fly a plane or drive a boat?


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