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I can open a beer bottle with a lighter, can you?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,977 ✭✭✭Soby



    Could never do it that way as much as i tried :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭Korvanica


    easy.... try it with an empty can....

    thats easy too :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    Christ iv just lacerated my hand tryin to open a bottle of bud, if only i knew how to open it with a lighter!!

    Here's what you do. Hold the bottle by the neck in your left fist with the cap just a little above your index finger. Turn your wrist inwards towards your chest so your arm is kind of a "left hook". The part of the index finger that will provide support for the lighter is most important. Let's say your index finger has 3 obvious joints:

    a) the one down near your fingernail
    b) the middle one or next one up
    c) the knuckle up at the hand end of your finger.

    While you holding the bottle (not too tightly) insert the bottom end of the lighter under the bottle-cap with the body of the lighter resting on your index finger between joints (b) and (c). Try to position it so that more of the lighter is "outside" your fist. Tighten your grip on the bottle a little. This has a two-fold purpose. It tightens the lighter in under the bottle-cap and tenses your finger a little. The only movement now should be you gently prising the cap off (with a pop) while gripping the bottle firmly.

    Beginners.. best to practise with the big end of a good rigid dessert spoon or table-spoon to get the technique right. Sh!t, after you get it right you'll be able to pop open a bottle of suds with your damn belt buckle.

    Practice makes perfect. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 338 ✭✭ihatetractors


    I can do it with a sheet of paper, yes i am awsome :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,772 ✭✭✭Cú Giobach


    i can open a beer bottle with a typical front door lock key, not as easy as you'd think, i win
    I used to do that until I had to spend the night at a friends place and spend a fortune on a locksmith to get in my front door. :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 376 ✭✭edwinkane


    I can open a bottle using the arse of a hooker.

    A male hooker or a female hooker? Does your Mum know about your greatest achievement?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    yep.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 525 ✭✭✭anndub


    That's amazing! MacGyvar is that you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 48 _Cato_


    Did I ever tell you the story of how I opened beer bottles with my feet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,348 ✭✭✭Jimmy Garlic


    _Cato_ wrote: »
    Did I ever tell you the story of how I opened beer bottles with my feet?

    Noob.. anyone can do that.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 409 ✭✭scudster


    I've opened many bottles of beer with a tractor.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,853 ✭✭✭Beekay




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