I can open a beer bottle with a lighter, can you?

Jimmy Garlic

I can open beer bottles with dozens of everyday objects. What can you open a beer bottle with?
I can even open a beer bottle with a beer bottle.

Chaotic_Forces

A bottle-opener.

lecker Hendl

YORE MA

and tables, and lighters too.

stiffler123

A plastic bag.

Jimmy Garlic

lecker Hendl wrote: »

YORE MA

and tables, and lighters too.

Keep my Ma outta this.

Jimmy Garlic

stiffler123 wrote: »

A plastic bag.

Ah, you folded the bag didn't ya?.:cool:

johnmcdnl

my teeth

stiffler123

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

Ah, you folded the bag didn't ya?.:cool:

Haha yes sir I did. Still counts tho!

Jimmy Garlic

Cans are for fags.:pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stPqr6B_zEY

Jagle

yes i can, was shown how off a friend, but what i cant do is what he can,

his party piece is opening a bottle of beer with a lighter, flicking the cap off a wall, turning around while putting the lighter in his pocket and catching the cap, it is very impressive

Jimmy Garlic

And the chronic is for Ho Chi Ming..

deathrider

There were several occsions where I nearly lost a finger trying to open bottles with lighters. Never could get the hang of it.

Jimmy Garlic

deathrider wrote: »

There were several occsions where I nearly lost a finger trying to open bottles with lighters. Never could get the hang of it.

Leverage.. Very simple man. You must be doing it wrong.

deathrider

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

Leverage.. Very simple man. You must be doing it wrong.

Oh, I'm defo doing it wrong. Hence my nearly loosing fingers each time I try.

Jimmy Garlic

deathrider wrote: »

Oh, I'm defo doing it wrong. Hence my nearly loosing fingers each time I try.

You will get the hang of it... eventually...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZICgWwUYoN4

heliguyheliguy

ya cant beat twist off's

deathrider

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

You will get the hang of it eventually...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZICgWwUYoN4

Do they use a lighter to get the message out of the bottle?

Jimmy Garlic

deathrider wrote: »

Do they use a lighter to get the message out of the bottle?

You better ask Sting:D. I have had my dose of excellent weed and a couple of beers (becks) for tonight/this morning.. Chillen at this stage.

Jimmy Garlic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmGGooY_BAM

DEFTLEFTHAND

Christ iv just lacerated my hand tryin to open a bottle of bud, if only i knew how to open it with a lighter!!

Cú Giobach

The best one I've seen and one I had to learn, is using a sheet of newspaper.

edwinkane

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

I can open beer bottles with dozens of everyday objects. What can you open a beer bottle with?
I can even open a beer bottle with a beer bottle.

What is it about some people who drink beer that they are very proud of being able to open a beer bottle with their belt, or a slice of cheese, or a whole host of everyday objects. So what?

tfitzgerald

I used to use my teeth but since I had to replace all the broken ones with false teeth I can't anymore:)

thebigbiffo

edwinkane wrote: »

What is it about some people who drink beer that they are very proud of being able to open a beer bottle with their belt, or a slice of cheese, or a whole host of everyday objects. So what?

Ingenuity my friend...thinking outside the box. Think mcgyver, with a paunch.

Sofiztikated

Bottle opener
Bar blade
Lighter
Keys
Brick
Table
Piece of paper

The most satisfying is the bar blade, pops and everyone looks over to see whats going on.

Can't manage it with another bottle though, just can't get the angle right.

edwinkane

thebigbiffo wrote: »

Ingenuity my friend...thinking outside the box. Think mcgyver, with a paunch.

It might be ingenious for my 12 year old godson to come up with exciting and new ways to open beer bottles, but for an adult? And then not only to have made a great achievement of opening a bottle of beer, the adult has to rush off and tell everyone else about it?

thebigbiffo

edwinkane wrote: »

It might be ingenious for my 12 year old godson to come up with exciting and new ways to open beer bottles, but for an adult? And then not only to have made a great achievement of opening a bottle of beer, the adult has to rush off and tell everyone else about it?

You've heard of the concept of 'craic' yeah?

Rabies

Sofiztikated wrote: »

The most satisfying is the bar blade, pops and everyone looks over to see whats going on.

Bar blades are good. There is a few tricks you can do with them.

Can open them with pretty much anything.... Smacked a girl in the face with the cap one evening after using a lighter. Priceless moment with no regrets.

El Weirdo

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Christ iv just lacerated my hand tryin to open a bottle of bud, if only i knew how to open it with a lighter!!

Tbh, it's best left in the bottle. Just throw it away.

thebigbiffo

How does one open a beer bottle with paper?

Jimmy Garlic

thebigbiffo wrote: »

How does one open a beer bottle with paper?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QAE9crPHOY

I Love Cheese

The first time I tried it, it worked. Tried again infront of my friends and the lighter cracked and let all the gas out

Lapin

I can open anything with a thing for the yoke.

TanG411

I can open a bank account with paper.

peasant

method no 13 is for real pros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eSw4iR2k68

fabbydabby

Opening a bottle with a lighter is easy once you establish the correct technique. It's a class one lever and the fulcrum (i.e. the index finger of the hand holding the bottle) should be located as close to the cap as possible, with plenty of length on the other side of the lever to apply sufficient torque.

I have Mr. Burns level strength so anyone should be able to do it.

Hande hoche!

heliguyheliguy wrote: »

ya cant beat twist off's

Best enjoyed in a stained wife beater. Shouting at your kids/wife is optional.

AckwelFoley

i always use a lighter.


didnt think it was unusual

howardmarks

no

rcaz

heliguyheliguy wrote: »

ya cant beat twist off's

All beer that comes with a twist-off cap is ****e.

jimthemental

Tea spoon
Lighter
Car key
Brick
Timber chair/ table

And the worst habit one was my old phone before I got an Android

brummytom

Using a radiator's more fun

im invisible

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

Leverage.. Very simple man. You must be doing it wrong.

thats what she said

OutlawPete

I can put lipstick on with my bra.

Barna77

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

I can open beer bottles with dozens of everyday objects. What can you open a beer bottle with?
I can even open a beer bottle with a beer bottle.

That is truly a lifetime achievement.

Kudos to you.

Ladies and gentlemen, stand up and give a big applause to Jimmy Garlic, master bottle opener






*claps hands

im invisible

edwinkane wrote: »

What is it about some people who drink beer that they are very proud of being able to open a beer bottle with their belt, or a slice of cheese, or a whole host of everyday objects. So what?

i'd like to see that

ive used lighters, the handle of a spoon/knife/fork, my teeth, another bottle (tho im not the best at this)
ruined the edge of a coffee table or two aswell

O-Deazy

From my younger, under age drinking days, we used to use the metal clasp of a seat belt on the bus or taxi.. We thought we were so cool! :cool:

peasant

time to lighten the mood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fte_79yvjjs

nowherefar

The wife.

Although she's a bit unwieldy these days.

Joey the lips

i dont open bear bottles. I get her to do it. There is nothing better than watching a women open a long neck and suck the suds off the top.

Guaranteed to put you in the mood for a blow job