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Nut sack stuck to leg.

  • 04-04-2011 11:48PM
    #1
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭


    The warm nights are coming.

    I can feel it, at my balls.


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Comments

  • #2
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    no thats just the ****, wipe yourself off


  • #3
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Ah its awful all right - when you peel it off, its like taking an easi-single out of the plastic...


  • #4
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Saila wrote: »
    no thats just the ****, wipe yourself off

    Not yet.


  • #5
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Oh..
    I was thinking superglue or something when I read the thread title.
    Stag do high jinks or some such.
    Disappointing...


  • #6
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    'Ah its awful all right - when you peel it off, its like taking an easi-single out of the plastic...'
    Part of your chat-up routine?:D


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  • #7
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 523 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    yeah and me droopy boobs are gonna be well stuck to my back in the warm nights


  • #8
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Starla_o0 wrote: »
    yeah and me droopy boobs are gonna be well stuck to my back in the warm nights

    :eek:


  • #9
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Johro wrote: »
    Part of your chat-up routine?:D
    Yes, it gets me the ride all the time.


    ...except warm nights....


  • #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Your are the ballsack that sticks to the leg that is After hours.


  • #11
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Ah its awful all right - when you peel it off, its like taking an easi-single out of the plastic...
    Hot day, naked, on a leather sofa. Similar sensation.


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  • #12
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Starla_o0 wrote: »
    yeah and me droopy boobs are gonna be well stuck to my back in the warm nights

    you have bewbs on yer back :confused:


  • #13
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Sacramento wrote: »
    Your are the ballsack that sticks to the leg that is After hours.

    A mighty handsome ballsack at that.


  • #14
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Sacramento wrote: »
    Your are the ballsack that sticks to the leg that is After hours.
    Bit harsh. Cuckoo's Nest > > ?


  • #15
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 523 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Saila wrote: »
    you have bewbs on yer back :confused:

    haha when they're droopy enough and you're lying down you can swing them around your back.

    Ask your Granny (if you can) or any old lady really.


    I am of course joking about myself! Mine are perfectly pert...sorta


  • #16
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Ah its awful all right - when you peel it off, its like taking an easi-single out of the plastic...

    Well, that's what he is .. easy and single :p


  • #17
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Well, that's what he is .. easy and single :p

    waaaaaaaaay!


  • #18
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Saila wrote: »
    you have bewbs on yer back :confused:
    You have bewbs on yer location.:p


  • #19
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Nothing like emerging from the shower with freshly scrubbed bollox. Makes you feel ready to take on the day.

    Puts an old pep in the step.


  • #20
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,037 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Ah its awful all right - when you peel it off, its like taking an easi-single out of the plastic...

    More like Babybel.


  • #21
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    More like Babybel.

    Very apt username name for participating in this thread.


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  • #22
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,651 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Starla_o0 wrote: »
    Mine are perfectly pert...sorta
    I think AH should be the judge of that.


  • #23
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    More like Babybel.
    I think Babybel's are one of the 'Cheeses of Nazareth'.
    Yeah. Baby cheeses.
    Of course, I could just be rambling.


  • #24
    JJayoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,043 ✭✭✭JJayoo


    Batwings


  • #25
    FesterBeatty
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 406 ✭✭FesterBeatty


    I know how ye feel man, my foreskin's stuck to my ankle


  • #26
    amacachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,315 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    Ah the ould velcro leg.


  • #27
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Op do you live with this guy?

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056229712


  • #28
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Just be ****in' thankful that you have balls - there's a recession on, doncha know...?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #29
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Just be ****in' thankful that you have balls - there's a recession on, doncha know...?

    True, a lot of people have lost their bollocks with the recession.


  • #30
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    ScumLord wrote: »
    Op do you live with this guy?

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056229712

    No thankfully enough :pac:


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  • #31
    mlumley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 489 ✭✭mlumley


    Try having a wash. Dirty b*****d.


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