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My friend's young son actually thinks twins are called jedwards.

  • 04-04-2011 04:01PM
    #1
    Poor Craythur
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭


    As in, if he sees twins walking down the street, he'll say "Look at those jedwards".

    I feel deeply depressed by this. She needs to nip that in the bud!


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  • #2
    Jesus Wept
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    lmao. Brilliant. :D


  • #3
    Seloth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,038 ✭✭✭Seloth


    I'm sure back in the day a person said that about when people started saying Siamese twins.


  • #4
    SafeSurfer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,181 ✭✭✭SafeSurfer


    I have never seen twins walking down a street.

    Multo autem ad rem magis pertinet quallis tibi vide aris quam allis



  • #5
    DrumSteve
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    I think "blast them with piss" applies here.


  • #6
    phill106
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    DrumSteve wrote: »
    I think "blast them with piss" applies here.

    Screw that, as a twin i reserve the right to bitchslap the mother and the child.


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  • #7
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    I sometimes walk down the street and see Jedwards as well. Complete and utter Jedwards.

    No nessecarily twins, though.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #8
    FatherLen
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    Poor Craythur wrote: »
    My friend's young son is an idiot.

    fyp


  • #9
    sunflower27
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    Oh, I think that is really cute :D

    But in fairness, how often do you see identical twins walking together....


  • #10
    phill106
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    sunflower27 wrote: »
    Oh, I think that is really cute :D

    But in fairness, how often do you see identical twins walking together....

    Rarely, its a bit gay holding hands walking down the road with your clone.
    Not that being gay is bad, im just not... oh crap...backs out of thread slowly....


  • #11
    Chickaroo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 72 ✭✭Chickaroo


    sunflower27 wrote: »
    Oh, I think that is really cute :D

    But in fairness, how often do you see identical twins walking together....

    I can see where the kid might get confused, said twins may actually just be two siblings around the same age dressed exactly the same coz Mammy thinks it "cute"....note to mothers, its not cute and never will be......EVER!! Those kids always look slightly depressed!!


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  • #12
    RachaelVO
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,108 ✭✭✭RachaelVO


    That's hilarious!!! Just like us to decide a brand name is a product!!!!!

    DEADLY!!!


  • #13
    orourkeda
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    Louis Walsh really has got a lot to answer.


  • #14
    Poor Craythur
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    Ah, fúck, typo in the title. Fúckity fúck. Change it mods, PLEASE! *bats eyelashes*


  • #15
    Poor Craythur
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    SafeSurfer wrote: »
    I have never seen twins walking down a street.

    Heh.


  • #16
    Poor Craythur
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    FatherLen wrote: »
    fyp

    Thanks for that, that was an oversight on my part! :p


  • #17
    OutlawPete
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    Poor Craythur wrote: »
    Ah, fúck, typo in the title. Fúckity fúck. Change it mods, PLEASE! *bats eyelashes*

    Just click EDIT/GO ADVANCED.


  • #18
    Poor Craythur
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Just click EDIT/GO ADVANCED.

    Why, thank you!


  • #19
    Haelium
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    And yet I was called an idiot for thinking Jedward was one person.


  • #20
    Super-Rush
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    Parenting forum?

    Anyway if this is to continue please refrain from throwing abusive comments around.

    Jedward are cnuts/dicks/tools/idiots and the like won't be tolerated.


  • #21
    RichieC
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    ahhhh! that's kinda cute!

    My little sis when she was tiny called all animals fish :)


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  • #22
    Poor Craythur
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    RichieC wrote: »
    ahhhh! that's kinda cute!

    My little sis when she was tiny called all animals fish :)

    Awwwww. :)


  • #23
    Poor Craythur
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    super-rush wrote: »
    Parenting forum?

    Dunno, whatever ye think?

    I'm not a parent though and am not looking for advice. :D


  • #24
    Sinfonia
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    [QUOTE(out-of-context)=super-rush;71521651]Jedward are cnuts/dicks/tools/idiots[/QUOTE(out-of-context)]

    Ah come on now, there's hardly any need for that










    pac etc.


  • #25
    [Deleted User]
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    I weep for our future.


  • #26
    Poor Craythur
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I weep for our future.

    Yeah, so sad that those talent vacuums can influence a child like that. :(


  • #27
    TeddyTedson
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    I feel quite sorry for twins ever since the Jedwards showed up.
    People need to realise not all twins are sexually repressed flamboyant creeps whose popularity amongst the viewing public comes from viewers voyeuristic fascination of their consistent incestuous sexual tension towards each other...
    Just my opinion :pac:


  • #28
    Spunge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,779 ✭✭✭Spunge


    This is why abortion should be legal.


  • #29
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,331 ✭✭✭RichieC


    Anyone else looking forward to the inevitable cracks in the nice bunch of lads facade to start appearing leading to a media frenzy on the lads crash?


  • #30
    UglyBolloxFace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭UglyBolloxFace


    super-rush wrote: »
    Parenting forum?

    Anyway if this is to continue please refrain from throwing abusive comments around.

    Jedward are cnuts/dicks/tools/idiots and the like won't be tolerated.

    I see what you did there, Mr. Mod - a subtle dig at the Jedwardian ones; putting the expletives in such a way that it looks like you are insulting them, but then including the disclaimer of "...and the like won't be tolerated".

    You, sir, are good.


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  • #31
    stovelid
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    I like that money supermaket advert where the guy advises one of Jedward to go solo but keep his bother "for spare parts". :)

    On a seruious note though: am I the only parent that looks at Jedward and expetriences a deep, existential fear that my kids might turn out like that?

    What would you do?

    Would you still love them as much as a normal child?


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