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Dogs are so overrated

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Original. :cool:

    It gave me a laugh :pac:


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,257 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    In fairness, when has a cat ever saved someone from a burning house. .
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,779 ✭✭✭Spunge




  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur




  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,386 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    This is complete balls. Cat-loving people aren't all alike and often share few traits even. :rolleyes: Such a stereotype. Judging people on their pet preferences, whatever next?
    Nope, perfectly logical and quite informative IME. If you have a blank slate and ask someone to anthropomorphise and project onto said blank slate, in this case a pet, it does tell you something of their inner life. How could it not? If you can detach from absolutes cat/dog type thinking you'd likely see more easily what I mean. I'm not suggesting dog lover = one thing and cat lover = something else. I am suggesting that some traits may well be discernible. So someone who repeatedly points to loyalty in a dog clearly values this trait, either wishing it for themselves or in those around them. Those who point to independence clearly value it similarly. It can also mean those people have neither in their own lives so project that onto the animal they chose to have around. Loyalty or whatever by proxy. EG weak man with large pitbull dog. It tells you something. In my experience I have found very "catty" women to be more self centered as a general rule than ones who are take it or leave it types. Hence my original take that I would tend to avoid that type.
    EDIT: And whilst you may occasionally find a needy cat, they are very rare indeed.
    In your experience and how you perceive cats. Doesn't make it a fact. As I said high rise cats tend to be more needy and domesticated. Some cat breeds are more house cats and others are more field/wild cats. Similar with different dog breeds. Lap dogs that some vacant blonde bint shoves in her handbag are quite a different animal to a working sheepdog or hunting dog say.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,228 ✭✭✭Chardee MacDennis


    Cats are so much better. Dogs smell, they are the biggest attention-seekers of all time and can barely look after themselves. Cats, on the otherhand, are low maintenance, independent and don't stink to high heaven. My cat and I have a mutual understanding. She doesn't love me or anything, she just wants to be fed and given a comfotable place to sleep for 16 hours a day. I'm happy to provide this, so long as I don't have to wash her or bring her for walks or constantly play with her. Sometimes she brings me gifts in the forms of beheaded birds and mice, which is thoughtful, and I bought her a nice collar. We don't require anything from each other except the bare minimum, with the occasional bonuses. It's the perfect relationship.

    So cats are for people that don't actually want a pet, good to know...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    but cats are sooo smelly to live with, you can tell within seconds of having your nose in their hallway if they have a cat.


    where dogs are more messy (and thus if you clean up after them you'd rarely know a Dog was in their home)


    cats also like walking all over you personal space, e.g tables, couches (where they dig their claws into you),laundry, bathrooms...etc


    where (in my experience) dogs would sit by your feet, or go sleep in the hall, or their bed.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Nope, perfectly logical and quite informative IME. If you have a blank slate and ask someone to anthropomorphise and project onto said blank slate, in this case a pet, it does tell you something of their inner life. How could it not? If you can detach from absolutes cat/dog type thinking you'd likely see more easily what I mean. I'm not suggesting dog lover = one thing and cat lover = something else. I am suggesting that some traits may well be discernible. So someone who repeatedly points to loyalty in a dog clearly values this trait, either wishing it for themselves or in those around them. Those who point to independence clearly value it similarly. It can also mean those people have neither in their own lives so project that onto the animal they chose to have around. Loyalty or whatever by proxy. EG weak man with large pitbull dog. It tells you something. In my experience I have found very "catty" women to be more self centered as a general rule than ones who are take it or leave it types. Hence my original take that I would tend to avoid that type.

    TBH, I think it was a bullet dodged for those women. Yes, many people identify with particular animals but to avoid someone you may be interested in because of that - eek. Says a lot more about you, I think. The human species in general tends to be a bit selfish, IMO, it's not just the preserve of cat-lovers. I love cats not just for their independence but because they are beautiful, graceful animals.
    In your experience and how you perceive cats. Doesn't make it a fact. As I said high rise cats tend to be more needy and domesticated. Some cat breeds are more house cats and others are more field/wild cats. Similar with different dog breeds. Lap dogs that some vacant blonde bint shoves in her handbag are quite a different animal to a working sheepdog or hunting dog say.

    Sigh, did I say it was a fact? I have owned many cats down the years, very few were needy.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    but cats are sooo smelly to live with, you can tell within seconds of having your nose in their hallway if they have a cat.

    What? Dogs IME are much smellier animals.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I have dogs and cats but the cats are not in the house, the only come to the door when the know there is food. I do prefer dogs.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,386 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    TBH, I think it was a bullet dodged for those women. Yes, many people identify with particular animals but to avoid someone you may be interested in because of that - eek. Says a lot more about you, I think. .
    How? It simply says that such traits that someone may over identify with would not be compatible with me(or me with them for that matter). Not really an objective value judgement, just my subjective one. I'm not attracted to large breasted women either, doesn't mean there's anything wrong with said women. Just not my bag. Sorry but IMHO you're projecting your internal worldview all over this thread. Ironically backing up my original opinion.
    Sigh, did I say it was a fact? I have owned many cats down the years, very few were needy
    Self focus again... I quote:
    And whilst you may occasionally find a needy cat, they are very rare indeed.
    That's a global statement about cats. What you were actually saying and confirming with your last post is that the cats you've owned weren't needy. That your experience of your cats can be applied globally to cats in general. You appearing to take this to heart about cat people, IE you and coming back with the oul snide digs also plugs into this. Like I said self focused. Hey whatever floats your boat.

    PS you know you can have a bit of craic or a debate without getting into snide remarks, nay catty ones :D about bullets dodged and all.

    PPS excessively doggy people would put me off as much as catty people. I like some cats I like some dogs. They vary. Just like people.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    scouser82 wrote: »
    Dogs are incredibly overhyped in society and popular culture. Anytime a dog does something good (such as rescue a family member from a burning house etc) the dogs always gets praised, it is always because it is such a "good dog". But when the dog does something bad, like bite an innocent passerby it is always the fault of the owner for not training it properly. The owner will always get blamed for bad stuff, but never ever praised for when he/she trains a dog well.

    Also, any of the good aspects of a dog (being very social, playful etc) are always used as reason for why dogs are so great, but any of the negative traits of dogs (humping, drooling, constant neediness, barking for no reason, whining for attention etc) is always seen as the fault of humans for "making them that way" over many thousand years of domestication. Its a joke, you have animal lovers going on about how dogs are loyal and they will never let you down while humans are apparantly the scurge of the earth, yet these people never actually bother to realise that dogs only have such good traits because of humans. We made them that way. They are only so loveable because of us.

    It seems like dogs are in a win win situation. Do something good, get praised. Do something bad, deflect the blame to the human owner. Humans on the otherhand are in a lose lose. The dog does something good and you have dog lovers going on about how much better they are than humans. Dog does something bad and you have these same people giving out about humans for not being able to train them.

    You cant have it both ways!

    End of rant!!

    I like dags. But they are ass-kissers. That's why the Chinese eat them. Cats are cool and sophisticated....that's why they are revered.

    TBH I like both cats and dogs but for different reasons.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    but cats are sooo smelly to live with, you can tell within seconds of having your nose in their hallway if they have a cat.


    where dogs are more messy (and thus if you clean up after them you'd rarely know a Dog was in their home)


    cats also like walking all over you personal space, e.g tables, couches (where they dig their claws into you),laundry, bathrooms...etc


    where (in my experience) dogs would sit by your feet, or go sleep in the hall, or their bed.

    Agree with you on the smelly cats. My two children have asthma and when we visit with a friend who has cats whatever it is about cat odour it brings on asthma attacks for my children. I also find the cat smell repulsive and whilst I do like cats I would never have one as a pet.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    Wibbs wrote: »
    How? It simply says that such traits that someone may over identify with would not be compatible with me(or me with them for that matter). Not really an objective value judgement, just my subjective one. I'm not attracted to large breasted women either, doesn't mean there's anything wrong with said women. Just not my bag. Sorry but IMHO you're projecting your internal worldview all over this thread. Ironically backing up my original opinion.

    Self focus again... I quote: That's a global statement about cats. What you were actually saying and confirming with your last post is that the cats you've owned weren't needy. That your experience of your cats can be applied globally to cats in general. You appearing to take this to heart about cat people, IE you and coming back with the oul snide digs also plugs into this. Like I said self focused. Hey whatever floats your boat.

    PS you know you can have a bit of craic or a debate without getting into snide remarks, nay catty ones :D about bullets dodged and all.

    PPS excessively doggy people would put me off as much as catty people. I like some cats I like some dogs. They vary. Just like people.

    Ugh, sorry, my previous post was a bit harsh. I'll not edit it though, I'll just leave it be.

    EDIT: Can't believe you wouldn't ever consider someone with physical attributes that aren't your preference though. Like, I as a rule don't like snake-hipped men but my first boyfriend was. I have preferences but sometimes the person and their personality and/or other physical attributes snuff out my preferences.

    SECOND EDIT: I have worked in animal handling and different species do have common characteristics. Yes, there are differences between breeds but there are characteristics common to all.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,386 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    We've been around dogs for a lot longer than we've been around cats. The ancient Egyptian kitty was a different sub species(more dog like I gather). So we're more likely to be allergic to them and have more disease issues with them. Not the cats fault mind you.

    Same with cats climbing all over work surfaces. Like aggressive dogs are 9 times outa 10 the owners fault, same goes for that. I've know a fair few owners who wouldnt let the cat up on kitchen work surfaces form the time it was a kitten and the cat was cool about this. Cats aren't dumb and are well trainable. Well like dogs and people it depends on the cat in question. Some are as thick as posts. :)

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,386 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Ugh, sorry, my previous post was a bit harsh. I'll not edit it though, I'll just leave it be.
    Ah no worries at all PC :)
    EDIT: Can't believe you wouldn't ever consider someone with physical attributes that aren't your preference though. Like, I as a rule don't like snake-hipped men but my first boyfriend was. I have preferences but sometimes the person and their personality and/or other physical attributes snuff out my preferences.
    Oh I've tried in the past but it just never took off. Not saying it never could, but generally I'm fairly black and white that way. That's just me though. Most are much more flexible.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    I know, I've trained cats! :) And definitely against the kitchen counter thing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭Eutow


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    I love dogs. Especially boxers dogs.

    Whenever I see a dog I love like a boxer or king charles, I go up to them, pet them and might give them a kiss. They always return the favour with licks.

    Can you imagine humans acting that way? I would be greeted with a smack if I was to walk up to a hot stranger and kiss him.

    That depends. If you are a man, then yes, but if you are a hot woman, such as Jessica Alba, you can do whatever you want. :D If you look like Anne Widdecombe, I'll have to release the dog.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    I like dags. But they are ass-kissers. That's why the Chinese eat them. Cats are cool and sophisticated....that's why they are revered.

    TBH I like both cats and dogs but for different reasons.

    This is pretty much me. Like both but prefer cats.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,305 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Me I like wolves.

    Nah, foxes rule, a good combination between a cat and a dog.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    I had a cat once, it died it died :( mom said she was sleeping ;) she lied she lied :mad: why oh why is my cat dead :confused: shouldnt I have bought a dog instead :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,612 ✭✭✭twinytwo


    i have a jack russell, she is freakishly intelligent. More so than a few humans i have come across. dogs rock


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,800 ✭✭✭Aishae


    i have 2 poochies and 2 cats - i also have a cockatiel thrown into the mix - what does that say to you about me?:cool:

    i understand the projection thing though. my 2 dogs are completely out of their tree. the cats are on a saner footing and while jessie would have your chest in threads if you tried to cuddle her, picasso is a big lump of luxury plush cat. who goes and does her own thing (jessie prefers to sleep her days away - i share that desire!)

    as for dogs being overrated - i dont think you can put the human rescuing on the same scales as scratching his arse across the rug etc. the ones that do the former are a bit on the rare side. but still most dog owners will say their dogs are loyal. most of us dont mean theyd drag us from a burning building and we are aware of their flaws (destroying anything shiny, in my house) but we look past it. as for dogs ATTACKING others etc. thats another kettle of fish again. thats behavioural and when you bring up a dog - just like with kids - you have to teach it well. so when a dog never got any training - as the owner couldnt be ars^d, then yes you can see why the dog is not the one that gets the blame


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,102 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    My dog is like a person, he tries to talk to me but just can't form the words so it comes out as a howl/ growl sound.
    He's so cool words can't describe him.

    Cats are sneaky. Cats are arrogant. Cats are so fcuking mean they bury their own ****. I think they may have come from Cavan originally but I can't back it up with hard evidence.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    Cats are so fcuking mean they bury their own ****.

    And this is a bad thing why exactly?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    Dogs are the business. Got a new puppy today, he's a little legend.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,102 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    And this is a bad thing why exactly?


    It just is.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,386 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    K-9 wrote: »
    Nah, foxes rule, a good combination between a cat and a dog.
    Personality wise wolves are more like what people think of how cats are. Foxes are a bit scatter brained. My great uncle had one as a "pet", but the pet word was a stretch. Actually he was cool around him. Like a lapdog actually, but was vicious as hell around anyone else. Unpredictable too. Very like a cat as he would bugger off during the day on his rounds and then back in the evening. Like I say around him(and the aunt) he was grand. The pair were inseparable. Lived to be nearly 9. Died weeks after the uncle did.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    It just is.

    Worse than leaving the shít exposed like a dog would?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    I have 2 dawgies and they're awesome. I'm an animal person in general, always have a pet of some description. I dont think they're over rated, they can be great company. One of mine is lying beside me right now, keeps lickin my hand...making it quite difficult to type actually....


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