Dogs are so overrated

admiralofthefleet · 03-04-2011 03:27PM

dogs are brilliant, they will sit and watch you eat and then enjoy the bit you give them at the end before their own dinner. cats on the other hand would just rob rather than wait
the only good thing for a cat is a pillow case, bricks and the nearest canal/river

Sarky · 03-04-2011 03:29PM

I caught a cat trying to get in to my dustbin last night. Scavenging, if you will. I threw things at it until it went away. I wasn't actually aiming for it, but I didn't tell the cat that.

Dogs > All other pets. Except maybe a monkey butler.

plonk · 03-04-2011 03:30PM

Woof!

mikemac · 03-04-2011 03:31PM

There's a cat crying at night for the last few nights.

It would chill you to the bone :eek:
Sounds like a new born infant left outside

cruiser178 · 03-04-2011 03:47PM

feelingstressed wrote: »

There's a cat crying at night for the last few nights.

It would chill you to the bone :eek:
Sounds like a new born infant left outside

I think if you took a closer look you'd see the cat getting a bone of her own.Cats make a terrible noise when their rydin.

Raze_them_all · 03-04-2011 03:48PM

Dogs are better than cats. Deal with it

iPlop · 03-04-2011 03:50PM

Dogs suck their own dicks, Woof woof!!!

LETHAL LADY · 03-04-2011 03:53PM

Dogs are better can a cat do this.

"http://www.youtube.com/embed/qXo3NFqkaRM"

ejmaztec · 03-04-2011 03:55PM

The Incredible Fridge wrote: »

Dogs suck their own dicks, Woof woof!!!

That's cos they've got no friends.

iPlop · 03-04-2011 03:57PM

ejmaztec wrote: »

That's cos they've got no friends.

Nope, because they have no grip with their paws, If they did there would be a whole load of **** going on all over the place

Poor Craythur · 03-04-2011 04:02PM

Raze_them_all wrote: »

Dogs are better than cats. Deal with it

Oh right, well that's me convinced then. :rolleyes::P

RichieC · 03-04-2011 04:03PM

I like cats and dogs... it's not football teams.

ejmaztec · 03-04-2011 04:04PM

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Dogs are better can a cat do this.

"http://www.youtube.com/embed/qXo3NFqkaRM"[/QUOTE]

Cats work on thought transference and don't need to talk. When my cat looks at me, I hear "fuck you, where's me dinner" in my head.:(

Chuck Stone · 03-04-2011 04:05PM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

the only good thing for a cat is a pillow case, bricks and the nearest canal/river

Maybe you should talk to a professional about this attitude to a defenceless animal.

Doublin · 03-04-2011 04:16PM

No way OP:

The Dog's Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 PM - Dinner! My favorite thing!

7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

The Cat's Diary

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine l avishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash
or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations
perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my
strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an Attempt to
disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse
and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike
fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities.
However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little
hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed
in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear
the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to
the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to
my advanta ge.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this
again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and Snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to
be more than willing to return. He is obviously Retarded.

The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the Guards
regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have
arranged protective custody for him in an Elevated Cell, so he is safe.

For now.

If there was re-incarnation, a dog would be my first choice. They have the way to live life down to a tee!

lecker Hendl · 03-04-2011 04:16PM

In fairness, when has a cat ever saved someone from a burning house. Cats probably start the fires to watch the humans suffer. Evil animals.

Ah no, I'm growing to like cats more.

Poor Craythur · 03-04-2011 04:21PM

I love cats but dayum if they were human, they would cruel lovers!

Da Shins Kelly · 03-04-2011 04:34PM

Cats are so much better. Dogs smell, they are the biggest attention-seekers of all time and can barely look after themselves. Cats, on the otherhand, are low maintenance, independent and don't stink to high heaven. My cat and I have a mutual understanding. She doesn't love me or anything, she just wants to be fed and given a comfotable place to sleep for 16 hours a day. I'm happy to provide this, so long as I don't have to wash her or bring her for walks or constantly play with her. Sometimes she brings me gifts in the forms of beheaded birds and mice, which is thoughtful, and I bought her a nice collar. We don't require anything from each other except the bare minimum, with the occasional bonuses. It's the perfect relationship.

ejmaztec · 03-04-2011 04:35PM

Poor Craythur wrote: »

I love cats but dayum if they were human, they would cruel lovers!

Yes, sh1t wouldn't be the only thing that they'd bury in the garden.:eek:

ilovesleep · 03-04-2011 04:43PM

I love dogs. Especially boxers dogs.

Whenever I see a dog I love like a boxer or king charles, I go up to them, pet them and might give them a kiss. They always return the favour with licks.

Can you imagine humans acting that way? I would be greeted with a smack if I was to walk up to a hot stranger and kiss him.

ejmaztec · 03-04-2011 04:46PM

ilovesleep wrote: »

I love dogs. Especially boxers dogs.

Whenever I see a dog i love like a boxer or king charles, i go to them, pet them and might give them a kiss. They always return the favour with licks.

Can you imagine humans acting that way? I would be greeted with a smack if i was to walk up to a hot stranger and kiss him.

I wouldn't call that a favour, not after it's licked every dog's arse in the neighbourhood.

03-04-2011 05:06PM

I've a fairly strong dislike for dogs as pets.... They're fine but I'd need to get to a very bored stretch in life to ever get one.

I've eaten dog before.. It's actually grand and was probably the most joy I got out of them in the last five years.

Wibbs · 03-04-2011 05:08PM

Da Shins Kelly wrote: »

We don't require anything from each other except the bare minimum, with the occasional bonuses. It's the perfect relationship.

This is why I avoid excessively "catty" women as a point of principle. You can tell a lot about a person by the traits they project onto animals. And it is projection. I've known excessively needy cats, that went doolally when the owner was out of sight. Hell I've know two high rise apartment cats that freaked out if brought outside at ground level. I've also known very standoffish dogs and disloyal dogs. It's not the species, it's the individual animal, but most of all the owners projected personality.

Though no matter what ones opinion on the two species, dogs are by far and away the most useful to humans.

Me I like wolves.

biko · 03-04-2011 05:10PM

Da Shins Kelly wrote: »

Cats are so much better. Dogs smell, they are the biggest attention-seekers of all time and can barely look after themselves. Cats, on the otherhand, are low maintenance, independent and don't stink to high heaven.

Dogs are high maintenance, cats are low maintenance. I like it

ilovesleep · 03-04-2011 05:14PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I've a fairly strong dislike for dogs as pets.... They're fine but I'd need to get to a very bored stretch in life to ever get one.

I've eaten dog before.. It's actually grand and was probably the most joy I got out of them in the last five years.

You ate dog meat! thats awful. I could never imagine a dog ending up on plate. Mince or mutton or any other type of meat on the menu could have done you but dog?

Poor Craythur · 03-04-2011 05:15PM

Wibbs wrote: »

This is why I avoid excessively "catty" women as a point of principle. You can tell a lot about a person by the traits they project onto animals.

This is complete balls. Cat-loving people aren't all alike and often share few traits even. :rolleyes: Such a stereotype. Judging people on their pet preferences, whatever next?

EDIT: And whilst you may occasionally find a needy cat, they are very rare indeed.

Poor Craythur · 03-04-2011 05:18PM

ilovesleep wrote: »

You ate dog meat! thats awful. I could never imagine a dog ending up on plate. Mince or mutton or any other type of meat on the menu could have done you but dog?

Why is it worse if it's a dog? Have you ever cooed over a cute lil lambie?

hondasam · 03-04-2011 05:18PM

meow saucer of milk for the cat people

Poor Craythur · 03-04-2011 05:18PM

hondasam wrote: »

meow saucer of milk for the cat people

Original. :cool:

03-04-2011 05:19PM

ilovesleep wrote: »

You ate dog meat! thats awful. I could never imagine a dog ending up on plate. Mince or mutton or any other type of meat on the menu could have done you but dog?

Meh... I ate cat aswell. It's all meat at the end of the day.
And there wasn't anything else on the menu.

Dogs are so overrated

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