I can open a beer bottle with a lighter, can you?

Jimmy Garlic · 02-04-2011 09:07AM

thebigbiffo wrote: »

How does one open a beer bottle with paper?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QAE9crPHOY

I Love Cheese · 02-04-2011 09:14AM

The first time I tried it, it worked. Tried again infront of my friends and the lighter cracked and let all the gas out

Lapin · 02-04-2011 10:17AM

I can open anything with a thing for the yoke.

TanG411 · 02-04-2011 10:17AM

I can open a bank account with paper.

peasant · 02-04-2011 10:18AM

method no 13 is for real pros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eSw4iR2k68

fabbydabby · 02-04-2011 10:24AM

Opening a bottle with a lighter is easy once you establish the correct technique. It's a class one lever and the fulcrum (i.e. the index finger of the hand holding the bottle) should be located as close to the cap as possible, with plenty of length on the other side of the lever to apply sufficient torque.

I have Mr. Burns level strength so anyone should be able to do it.

Hande hoche! · 02-04-2011 10:32AM

heliguyheliguy wrote: »

ya cant beat twist off's

Best enjoyed in a stained wife beater. Shouting at your kids/wife is optional.

AckwelFoley · 02-04-2011 10:51AM

i always use a lighter.

didnt think it was unusual

howardmarks · 02-04-2011 11:07AM

no

rcaz · 02-04-2011 11:08AM

heliguyheliguy wrote: »

ya cant beat twist off's

All beer that comes with a twist-off cap is ****e.

jimthemental · 02-04-2011 11:09AM

Tea spoon
Lighter
Car key
Brick
Timber chair/ table

And the worst habit one was my old phone before I got an Android

brummytom · 02-04-2011 11:10AM

Using a radiator's more fun

im invisible · 02-04-2011 11:11AM

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

Leverage.. Very simple man. You must be doing it wrong.

thats what she said

OutlawPete · 02-04-2011 11:15AM

I can put lipstick on with my bra.

Barna77 · 02-04-2011 11:22AM

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

I can open beer bottles with dozens of everyday objects. What can you open a beer bottle with?
I can even open a beer bottle with a beer bottle.

That is truly a lifetime achievement.

Kudos to you.

Ladies and gentlemen, stand up and give a big applause to Jimmy Garlic, master bottle opener

*claps hands

im invisible · 02-04-2011 11:30AM

edwinkane wrote: »

What is it about some people who drink beer that they are very proud of being able to open a beer bottle with their belt, or a slice of cheese, or a whole host of everyday objects. So what?

i'd like to see that

ive used lighters, the handle of a spoon/knife/fork, my teeth, another bottle (tho im not the best at this)
ruined the edge of a coffee table or two aswell

O-Deazy · 02-04-2011 11:35AM

From my younger, under age drinking days, we used to use the metal clasp of a seat belt on the bus or taxi.. We thought we were so cool! :cool:

peasant · 02-04-2011 11:40AM

time to lighten the mood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fte_79yvjjs

nowherefar · 02-04-2011 11:44AM

The wife.

Although she's a bit unwieldy these days.

Joey the lips · 02-04-2011 11:46AM

i dont open bear bottles. I get her to do it. There is nothing better than watching a women open a long neck and suck the suds off the top.

Guaranteed to put you in the mood for a blow job

edwinkane · 06-04-2011 12:32PM

thebigbiffo wrote: »

You've heard of the concept of 'craic' yeah?

Sure. As in "ceol agus craic" and shillelaghs and gobaloons. if you think it's "craic" to not only open a bottle of beer in a new way, lets say with your belt buckle, but then have to rush off gushing to tell everyone else about your exciting news, then thats your judgment!

flash1080 · 06-04-2011 12:38PM

I can open a beer bottle with my cock, aren't I great.

UglyBolloxFace · 06-04-2011 12:51PM

I can open a bottle using the arse of a hooker.

smcgiff · 06-04-2011 12:54PM

Joey the lips wrote: »

Guaranteed to put you in the mood for a blow job

Never felt like giving one myself, but each to their own.

And per the OP - real men use their eye sockets

Korvanica · 06-04-2011 12:56PM

Yea i can use basically anything to open a bottle.... Noone else i know can make it pop like i can though... scared the **** out of anyone who isn't watching me open the bottle... every time...

i despise using bottle openers...

Dermighty · 06-04-2011 01:01PM

Though mentioned before, yore ma can open a bottle with her vagina.

this is arse · 06-04-2011 01:08PM

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

I can open beer bottles with dozens of everyday objects. What can you open a beer bottle with?
I can even open a beer bottle with a beer bottle.

i can open a beer bottle with a typical front door lock key, not as easy as you'd think, i win

Saila · 06-04-2011 01:10PM

yeah yeah yeah, but can you play guitar with your teeth?

backthephilup · 06-04-2011 01:16PM

I can open a lighter with a beer bottle! Checkmate

Screaminmidget · 06-04-2011 01:18PM

How do you open it with a lighter?

I can open a beer bottle with a lighter, can you?

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