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I can open a beer bottle with a lighter, can you?

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  • #32
    Jimmy Garlic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,348 ✭✭✭Jimmy Garlic


    thebigbiffo wrote: »
    How does one open a beer bottle with paper?


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QAE9crPHOY


  • #33
    I Love Cheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 149 ✭✭I Love Cheese


    The first time I tried it, it worked. Tried again infront of my friends and the lighter cracked and let all the gas out :(


  • #34
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    I can open anything with a thing for the yoke.


  • #35
    TanG411
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    I can open a bank account with paper.


  • #36
    peasant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,819 ✭✭✭✭peasant


    method no 13 is for real pros :D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eSw4iR2k68


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  • #37
    fabbydabby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭fabbydabby


    Opening a bottle with a lighter is easy once you establish the correct technique. It's a class one lever and the fulcrum (i.e. the index finger of the hand holding the bottle) should be located as close to the cap as possible, with plenty of length on the other side of the lever to apply sufficient torque.

    I have Mr. Burns level strength so anyone should be able to do it.


  • #38
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,950 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    heliguyheliguy wrote: »
    ya cant beat twist off's
    Best enjoyed in a stained wife beater. Shouting at your kids/wife is optional.


  • #39
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    i always use a lighter.


    didnt think it was unusual


  • #40
    howardmarks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 634 ✭✭✭howardmarks


    no


  • #41
    rcaz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭rcaz


    heliguyheliguy wrote: »
    ya cant beat twist off's

    All beer that comes with a twist-off cap is ****e.


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  • #42
    jimthemental
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    Tea spoon
    Lighter
    Car key
    Brick
    Timber chair/ table

    And the worst habit one was my old phone before I got an Android


  • #43
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Using a radiator's more fun


  • #44
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Jimmy Garlic wrote: »
    Leverage.. Very simple man. You must be doing it wrong.

    thats what she said


  • #45
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    I can put lipstick on with my bra.


  • #46
    Barna77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,272 ✭✭✭Barna77


    Jimmy Garlic wrote: »
    I can open beer bottles with dozens of everyday objects. What can you open a beer bottle with?
    I can even open a beer bottle with a beer bottle.
    That is truly a lifetime achievement.

    Kudos to you.

    Ladies and gentlemen, stand up and give a big applause to Jimmy Garlic, master bottle opener






    *claps hands


  • #47
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    edwinkane wrote: »
    What is it about some people who drink beer that they are very proud of being able to open a beer bottle with their belt, or a slice of cheese, or a whole host of everyday objects. So what?

    i'd like to see that

    ive used lighters, the handle of a spoon/knife/fork, my teeth, another bottle (tho im not the best at this)
    ruined the edge of a coffee table or two aswell


  • #48
    O-Deazy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 187 ✭✭O-Deazy


    From my younger, under age drinking days, we used to use the metal clasp of a seat belt on the bus or taxi.. We thought we were so cool! :cool:


  • #49
    peasant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,819 ✭✭✭✭peasant


    time to lighten the mood :D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fte_79yvjjs


  • #50
    nowherefar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 74 ✭✭nowherefar


    The wife.

    Although she's a bit unwieldy these days.


  • #51
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    i dont open bear bottles. I get her to do it. There is nothing better than watching a women open a long neck and suck the suds off the top.

    Guaranteed to put you in the mood for a blow job


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  • #52
    edwinkane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 376 ✭✭edwinkane


    thebigbiffo wrote: »
    You've heard of the concept of 'craic' yeah?

    Sure. As in "ceol agus craic" and shillelaghs and gobaloons. if you think it's "craic" to not only open a bottle of beer in a new way, lets say with your belt buckle, but then have to rush off gushing to tell everyone else about your exciting news, then thats your judgment!


  • #53
    flash1080
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭flash1080


    I can open a beer bottle with my cock, aren't I great.


  • #54
    UglyBolloxFace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭UglyBolloxFace


    I can open a bottle using the arse of a hooker.


  • #55
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    Joey the lips wrote: »
    Guaranteed to put you in the mood for a blow job

    Never felt like giving one myself, but each to their own. :p

    And per the OP - real men use their eye sockets


  • #56
    Korvanica
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭Korvanica


    Yea i can use basically anything to open a bottle.... Noone else i know can make it pop like i can though... scared the **** out of anyone who isn't watching me open the bottle... every time...

    i despise using bottle openers...


  • #57
    Dermighty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭Dermighty


    Though mentioned before, yore ma can open a bottle with her vagina.


  • #58
    this is arse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 261 ✭✭this is arse


    Jimmy Garlic wrote: »
    I can open beer bottles with dozens of everyday objects. What can you open a beer bottle with?
    I can even open a beer bottle with a beer bottle.

    i can open a beer bottle with a typical front door lock key, not as easy as you'd think, i win


  • #59
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    yeah yeah yeah, but can you play guitar with your teeth?


  • #60
    backthephilup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 797 ✭✭✭backthephilup


    I can open a lighter with a beer bottle! Checkmate


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  • #61
    Screaminmidget
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    How do you open it with a lighter?


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