I can open a beer bottle with a lighter, can you?

Jimmy Garlic · 02-04-2011 05:08AM #1

I can open beer bottles with dozens of everyday objects. What can you open a beer bottle with?
I can even open a beer bottle with a beer bottle.

Chaotic_Forces · 02-04-2011 05:08AM

A bottle-opener.

lecker Hendl · 02-04-2011 05:10AM

YORE MA

and tables, and lighters too.

stiffler123 · 02-04-2011 05:10AM

A plastic bag.

Jimmy Garlic · 02-04-2011 05:12AM

lecker Hendl wrote: »

YORE MA

and tables, and lighters too.

Keep my Ma outta this.

Jimmy Garlic · 02-04-2011 05:13AM

stiffler123 wrote: »

A plastic bag.

Ah, you folded the bag didn't ya?.:cool:

johnmcdnl · 02-04-2011 05:14AM

my teeth

stiffler123 · 02-04-2011 05:14AM

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

Ah, you folded the bag didn't ya?.:cool:

Haha yes sir I did. Still counts tho!

Jimmy Garlic · 02-04-2011 05:14AM

Cans are for fags.:pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stPqr6B_zEY

Jagle · 02-04-2011 05:16AM

yes i can, was shown how off a friend, but what i cant do is what he can,

his party piece is opening a bottle of beer with a lighter, flicking the cap off a wall, turning around while putting the lighter in his pocket and catching the cap, it is very impressive

Jimmy Garlic · 02-04-2011 05:17AM

And the chronic is for Ho Chi Ming..

deathrider · 02-04-2011 05:24AM

There were several occsions where I nearly lost a finger trying to open bottles with lighters. Never could get the hang of it.

Jimmy Garlic · 02-04-2011 05:26AM

deathrider wrote: »

There were several occsions where I nearly lost a finger trying to open bottles with lighters. Never could get the hang of it.

Leverage.. Very simple man. You must be doing it wrong.

deathrider · 02-04-2011 05:28AM

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

Leverage.. Very simple man. You must be doing it wrong.

Oh, I'm defo doing it wrong. Hence my nearly loosing fingers each time I try.

Jimmy Garlic · 02-04-2011 05:31AM

deathrider wrote: »

Oh, I'm defo doing it wrong. Hence my nearly loosing fingers each time I try.

You will get the hang of it... eventually...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZICgWwUYoN4

heliguyheliguy · 02-04-2011 05:32AM

ya cant beat twist off's

deathrider · 02-04-2011 05:32AM

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

You will get the hang of it eventually...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZICgWwUYoN4

Do they use a lighter to get the message out of the bottle?

Jimmy Garlic · 02-04-2011 05:41AM

deathrider wrote: »

Do they use a lighter to get the message out of the bottle?

You better ask Sting:D. I have had my dose of excellent weed and a couple of beers (becks) for tonight/this morning.. Chillen at this stage.

Jimmy Garlic · 02-04-2011 05:42AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmGGooY_BAM

DEFTLEFTHAND · 02-04-2011 05:43AM

Christ iv just lacerated my hand tryin to open a bottle of bud, if only i knew how to open it with a lighter!!

Cú Giobach · 02-04-2011 08:14AM

The best one I've seen and one I had to learn, is using a sheet of newspaper.

edwinkane · 02-04-2011 08:17AM

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

I can open beer bottles with dozens of everyday objects. What can you open a beer bottle with?
I can even open a beer bottle with a beer bottle.

What is it about some people who drink beer that they are very proud of being able to open a beer bottle with their belt, or a slice of cheese, or a whole host of everyday objects. So what?

tfitzgerald · 02-04-2011 08:25AM

I used to use my teeth but since I had to replace all the broken ones with false teeth I can't anymore:)

thebigbiffo · 02-04-2011 08:34AM

edwinkane wrote: »

What is it about some people who drink beer that they are very proud of being able to open a beer bottle with their belt, or a slice of cheese, or a whole host of everyday objects. So what?

Ingenuity my friend...thinking outside the box. Think mcgyver, with a paunch.

Sofiztikated · 02-04-2011 08:37AM

Bottle opener
Bar blade
Lighter
Keys
Brick
Table
Piece of paper

The most satisfying is the bar blade, pops and everyone looks over to see whats going on.

Can't manage it with another bottle though, just can't get the angle right.

edwinkane · 02-04-2011 08:41AM

thebigbiffo wrote: »

Ingenuity my friend...thinking outside the box. Think mcgyver, with a paunch.

It might be ingenious for my 12 year old godson to come up with exciting and new ways to open beer bottles, but for an adult? And then not only to have made a great achievement of opening a bottle of beer, the adult has to rush off and tell everyone else about it?

thebigbiffo · 02-04-2011 08:45AM

edwinkane wrote: »

It might be ingenious for my 12 year old godson to come up with exciting and new ways to open beer bottles, but for an adult? And then not only to have made a great achievement of opening a bottle of beer, the adult has to rush off and tell everyone else about it?

You've heard of the concept of 'craic' yeah?

Rabies · 02-04-2011 08:49AM

Sofiztikated wrote: »

The most satisfying is the bar blade, pops and everyone looks over to see whats going on.

Bar blades are good. There is a few tricks you can do with them.

02-04-2011 08:52AM

Can open them with pretty much anything.... Smacked a girl in the face with the cap one evening after using a lighter. Priceless moment with no regrets.

El Weirdo · 02-04-2011 08:54AM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Christ iv just lacerated my hand tryin to open a bottle of bud, if only i knew how to open it with a lighter!!

Tbh, it's best left in the bottle. Just throw it away.

thebigbiffo · 02-04-2011 08:59AM

How does one open a beer bottle with paper?

I can open a beer bottle with a lighter, can you?

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