Marshall Islands Legalise Cocaine

mloc · 23-03-2011 06:00PM #1

http://cbsbreakingnews.com/world:950987

Bit of a pity it's cocaine they chose.

The newly inducted president of the Republic of the Marshall Islands has announced the tiny Pacific nation had legalized the use of cocaine by executive order.
President Jurelang Zedkaia, a traditional chief and politician, said the Marshall Islands would also be introducing a no-visa unrestricted entry program for foreign nationals of any country.

MagicMarker · 23-03-2011 06:03PM

lol, no visa needed and cocaine for all.

Can't wait to see what that place looks like in 10 years.

Tahuti · 23-03-2011 06:04PM

When asked where the cocaine would be sourced from, President Zedkaia refused to comment, but assured the assembled reporters that it was "the real thing, uncut and pure, the best you can get."

:pac:

admiralofthefleet · 23-03-2011 06:06PM

what about hookers to go with the coke?

23-03-2011 06:08PM

Thats a hoax

admiralofthefleet · 23-03-2011 06:13PM

Jake1 wrote: »

Thats a hoax

so is 'lovely' and 'lucan' appearing together

CreepingDeath · 23-03-2011 06:18PM

OP's Link wrote:

The low-lying atolls are susceptible to immersion in the Pacific as climate change causes a rise in the sea level. Experts agree that the country could cease to exist by 2040.

Forget cocaine, they should allow other countries to dump all their landfill waste on their islands, to increase it's height.

CreepingDeath · 23-03-2011 06:20PM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

so is 'lovely' and 'lucan' appearing together

Still a much easier commute to Dublin than Arklow...

My name is URL · 23-03-2011 06:29PM

http://www.guampdn.com/article/20110324/NEWS01/103240312

Killer Pigeon · 23-03-2011 06:32PM

Did Luke "Ming" Flanagan help out with the campaign?

ScumLord · 23-03-2011 06:32PM

My name is URL wrote: »

http://www.guampdn.com/article/20110324/NEWS01/103240312

Anyone want to buy tickets to the Marshall Islands?

God... · 23-03-2011 06:39PM

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Did Luke "Ming" Flanagan help out with the campaign?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocaine

Yes I know it's Wikipedia and all that!!! But go educate yourself.

JustAddWater · 23-03-2011 06:43PM

No you're mixing him up with this guy

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Did Luke "Ming" Flanagan help out with the campaign?

sgb · 23-03-2011 07:18PM

When do Ryan air start their new service?

darragh16 · 23-03-2011 07:37PM

Ben Dunne will be moving his cash there so...

Spunge · 23-03-2011 07:49PM

Another article on this site:
"Israel to Dismantle Settlements, Recognize Palestinian State"

Seems legit

admiralofthefleet · 23-03-2011 08:17PM

the Marshall Plan II

Killer Pigeon · 23-03-2011 11:05PM

God... wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocaine

Yes I know it's Wikipedia and all that!!! But go educate yourself.

What's your point? Do you think he wouldn't campaign for the legalisation of cocaine?

God... · 24-03-2011 01:38PM

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

What's your point? Do you think he wouldn't campaign for the legalisation of cocaine?

My point is it would be extremely ignorant to not realise there is a huge difference in smoking a spliff and doing a few lines of cocaine.

No I don't think he would campaign for the legalisation of cocaine but I take it you do??? Why is that?

ShooterSF · 24-03-2011 01:43PM

My name is URL wrote: »

http://www.guampdn.com/article/20110324/NEWS01/103240312

Who do you think you are posting facts in AH. No one wants to read facts around here, especially when there's jokes to be made and an opportunity to start up another drug legalisation argument.

How selfish of you :P

24-03-2011 01:45PM

What had Luke Flanagan got to do with this?

I was going to say coolest president ever but it's a hoax.. Nice to have a site to link to for BS stories that isn't the onion now.

dolphin city · 24-03-2011 01:55PM

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Did Luke "Ming" Flanagan help out with the campaign?

whats he got to do with it?

dolphin city · 24-03-2011 01:56PM

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

What's your point? Do you think he wouldn't campaign for the legalisation of cocaine?

you must be trolling

Wossack · 24-03-2011 02:06PM

RTE head office to be relocated shortly..?

Marshall Islands Legalise Cocaine

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