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How do you get girls

  • 22-03-2011 12:41AM
    #1
    whiteboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭


    ...who are more attractive and popular than you, the kind of girl who has roughly 1000 friends on facebook?

    How can I compete with this!


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  • #2
    Fluorescence
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 8,490 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fluorescence


    Who has 1000 friends on Facebook??


  • #3
    Coriolanus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    Hit them over the head with your club and drag them back to the cave by their hair.


  • #4
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    fluorescence wrote: »
    Who has 1000 friends on Facebook??
    Someone who has no friends in real life.


  • #5
    Ihaveanopinion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 246 ✭✭Ihaveanopinion


    Drinking works


  • #6
    dMaN24
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 513 ✭✭✭dMaN24


    Simples!

    http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/6582589/2/istockphoto_6582589-caveman-love.jpg

    :rolleyes:

    Edit: bah. Nevore beat me too it.


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  • #7
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    The only people who have that many friends are celebrities or knobs who add everyone ,even those they dont know.
    Or teenage boys from Asia pretending to to be Torres.(yes ,from experience)
    I know loads of people who dont even use Facebook


  • #8
    Dean820
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,099 ✭✭✭Dean820


    First step is usually to talk to them.

    (And no, staring at them until they think there's a snot on their nose doesn't work...unfortunately.)


  • #9
    deathrider
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    1000 friends on facebook? Does she say "OMG" in conversation, believeing that it's actually a word too?


  • #10
    pablomakaveli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    The simple answer. Money. Lot's and lot's of money.


  • #11
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    chloroform and duct tape


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  • #12
    God...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 204 ✭✭God...


    Walk up to them and drop your hand down their pants.


  • #13
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Spray them with piss ...


  • #14
    Sonics2k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    fluorescence wrote: »
    Who has Why have 1000 friends on Facebook??

    Fixed.


  • #15
    rainbowdrop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    I grabs em'....... boss!!


  • #16
    Chaotic_Forces
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,659 ✭✭✭Chaotic_Forces


    Nevore wrote: »
    Hit them over the head with your club and drag them back to the cave by their hair.

    Bit of a romantic, aren't ya? ;)


  • #17
    the varg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 79 ✭✭the varg


    Rohypnol ;)


  • #18
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 1,455 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    fluorescence wrote: »
    Who has 1000 friends on Facebook??

    Nobody has 1000 friends. I call people who have obscene amounts of friends on facebook "friend collectors". We've all been added as friends at some stage by someone who we've barely even had a conversation with, let alone a friendship. A quick glance at that person's profile reveals hudreds if not thousands of "friends" with whom they are probably about as well aquainted as they are with you. It's sad and such people are best avoided, both on facebook and in real life.

    Oh and in before "facebook is ghey and so is everyone who uses it". It's useful for keeping in touch with friends who have emigrated.


  • #19
    wonderfulname
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,943 ✭✭✭wonderfulname


    whiteboy you say? There's your issue, once you go black...


  • #20
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    whiteboy wrote: »
    ...who are more attractive and popular than you, the kind of girl who has roughly 1000 friends on facebook?

    How can I compete with this!
    pornhub:confused:


  • #21
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    whiteboy wrote: »
    ...who are more attractive and popular than you, the kind of girl who has roughly 1000 friends on facebook?

    How can I compete with this!

    Hmmmm. I've a solution, but - if you don't mind me asking - when you say "get" do you mean 'I've got one in the big Fridge' get or 'I've got one I'm going out with' get.


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  • #22
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    This is probably the first thread Hot Lips locks after midnight tonight.


  • #23
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    God... wrote: »
    Walk up to them and drop your hand down there pants.

    which ones, where are they?


  • #24
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,327 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    I show up and sit, chill out, licking my eyebrows.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • #25
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    whiteboy wrote: »
    ...who are more attractive and popular than you, the kind of girl who has roughly 1000 friends on facebook?

    How can I compete with this!

    If you love her that much, you have to be prepared to break her spirit to drop her down to your standard.


  • #26
    barbarians
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭barbarians


    Walk up to her, 'accidentally spill your drink on her, apologise, help her take her clother off and then when she's naked give her a good rogering and tell us how it went.


  • #27
    whiteboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭whiteboy


    Ok maybe 1000 was an exaggeration but it was close to that last time I checked.
    Nodin wrote: »
    Hmmmm. I've a solution, but - if you don't mind me asking - when you say "get" do you mean 'I've got one in the big Fridge' get or 'I've got one I'm going out with' get.

    As in how do you make her your girlfriend get!


  • #28
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    whiteboy wrote: »
    As in how do you make her your girlfriend get!

    shower her with gifts, flash the cash and above all else, never, ever blast her with piss.


  • #29
    DoesNotCompute
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,375 ✭✭✭DoesNotCompute


    whiteboy wrote: »
    How do you get girls

    Act like a real bastard towards them. Women love bastards. :cool:


  • #30
    Rezident
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,824 ✭✭✭Rezident


    So, she's more attractive than you are, more popular than you and has roughly a thousand friends on Facebook, well firstly, stop stalking her, some girls hate that.


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  • #31
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    RichieC wrote: »
    shower her with gifts, flash the cash and above all else, never, ever blast her with piss.


    ...unless she asks, of course.


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