How do you get girls

whiteboy

...who are more attractive and popular than you, the kind of girl who has roughly 1000 friends on facebook?

How can I compete with this!

Fluorescence

Who has 1000 friends on Facebook??

Coriolanus

Hit them over the head with your club and drag them back to the cave by their hair.

ScumLord

fluorescence wrote: »

Who has 1000 friends on Facebook??

Someone who has no friends in real life.

Ihaveanopinion

Drinking works

dMaN24

Simples!

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/6582589/2/istockphoto_6582589-caveman-love.jpg

:rolleyes:

Edit: bah. Nevore beat me too it.

eternal

The only people who have that many friends are celebrities or knobs who add everyone ,even those they dont know.
Or teenage boys from Asia pretending to to be Torres.(yes ,from experience)
I know loads of people who dont even use Facebook

Dean820

First step is usually to talk to them.

(And no, staring at them until they think there's a snot on their nose doesn't work...unfortunately.)

deathrider

1000 friends on facebook? Does she say "OMG" in conversation, believeing that it's actually a word too?

pablomakaveli

The simple answer. Money. Lot's and lot's of money.

admiralofthefleet

chloroform and duct tape

God...

Walk up to them and drop your hand down their pants.

Latchy

Spray them with piss ...

Sonics2k

fluorescence wrote: »

Who has Why have 1000 friends on Facebook??

Fixed.

rainbowdrop

I grabs em'....... boss!!

Chaotic_Forces

Nevore wrote: »

Hit them over the head with your club and drag them back to the cave by their hair.

Bit of a romantic, aren't ya?

the varg

Rohypnol

fluorescence

fluorescence wrote: »

Who has 1000 friends on Facebook??

Nobody has 1000 friends. I call people who have obscene amounts of friends on facebook "friend collectors". We've all been added as friends at some stage by someone who we've barely even had a conversation with, let alone a friendship. A quick glance at that person's profile reveals hudreds if not thousands of "friends" with whom they are probably about as well aquainted as they are with you. It's sad and such people are best avoided, both on facebook and in real life.

Oh and in before "facebook is ghey and so is everyone who uses it". It's useful for keeping in touch with friends who have emigrated.

wonderfulname

whiteboy you say? There's your issue, once you go black...

TeddyTedson

whiteboy wrote: »

...who are more attractive and popular than you, the kind of girl who has roughly 1000 friends on facebook?

How can I compete with this!

pornhub

Nodin

whiteboy wrote: »

...who are more attractive and popular than you, the kind of girl who has roughly 1000 friends on facebook?

How can I compete with this!

Hmmmm. I've a solution, but - if you don't mind me asking - when you say "get" do you mean 'I've got one in the big Fridge' get or 'I've got one I'm going out with' get.

arybvtcw0eolkf

This is probably the first thread Hot Lips locks after midnight tonight.

admiralofthefleet

God... wrote: »

Walk up to them and drop your hand down there pants.

which ones, where are they?

Wibbs

I show up and sit, chill out, licking my eyebrows.

CreepingDeath

whiteboy wrote: »

...who are more attractive and popular than you, the kind of girl who has roughly 1000 friends on facebook?

How can I compete with this!

If you love her that much, you have to be prepared to break her spirit to drop her down to your standard.

barbarians

Walk up to her, 'accidentally spill your drink on her, apologise, help her take her clother off and then when she's naked give her a good rogering and tell us how it went.

whiteboy

Ok maybe 1000 was an exaggeration but it was close to that last time I checked.

Nodin wrote: »

Hmmmm. I've a solution, but - if you don't mind me asking - when you say "get" do you mean 'I've got one in the big Fridge' get or 'I've got one I'm going out with' get.

As in how do you make her your girlfriend get!

RichieC

whiteboy wrote: »

As in how do you make her your girlfriend get!

shower her with gifts, flash the cash and above all else, never, ever blast her with piss.

DoesNotCompute

whiteboy wrote: »

How do you get girls

Act like a real bastard towards them. Women love bastards. :cool:

Rezident

So, she's more attractive than you are, more popular than you and has roughly a thousand friends on Facebook, well firstly, stop stalking her, some girls hate that.

Nodin

RichieC wrote: »

shower her with gifts, flash the cash and above all else, never, ever blast her with piss.

...unless she asks, of course.

Pauleta

Do the Irish lotto and Euromillions this week. If you win either of them, you will win her heart.

God...

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

which ones, where are they?

Sorry about that good sir.

Dean820

Pauleta wrote: »

Do the Irish lotto and Euromillions this week. If you win either of them, you will win her heart.

'I've got more money than a horse has hairs.'

Fluorescence

Dean820 wrote: »

'I've got more money than a horse has hairs.'

Is it a bald horse perchance? :P :pac:

ScumLord

whiteboy wrote: »

As in how do you make her your girlfriend get!

Go over to her fathers caravan and begin bartering.

jiffybag

Simple , tried and tested routine for many many years......cold hard cash! $$$$$$$

wurzlitzer

walk in their shoes for a day

Dress up as one for a day..apply make up, fake tan...use a GHD
go out meet guys...drink vodka..get chatted up..dance to I will survive
see the world from their point of view

maybe you will be able to relate to them..then

Listen to all their problems and agree its really hard to apply mascara to fake lashes without getting them stuck together

stovelid

Just try to be less unattractive.

AgileMyth

Dean820 wrote: »

'I've got more money than a horse has hairs.'

Nice for some.

I've got more money than a eunuch has heirs.

Corkblowin

Rezident wrote: »

well firstly, stop stalking her, some girls hate that.

Do the rest encourage it?

If you're going to stalk someone, as Rhod Gilbert says, try to stalk someone who's stalking someone else - it's good to have company!

yrwhu8jxtni06a

i believe in the theory,if you beat the shít out of them,cheat on them and threaten to bury them in an unmarked grave you pull them,well any hot girl i met usually dated that sort!.

TeddyTedson

Ok, and I hope everyone doesn't start using this now, but you could print some fake money, lots of fake money and put it in your wallet with a little bit of real money and offer a girl a drink ensuring she sees your wallet (not your pants) bulging with cash

Captain_Generic

Latchy wrote: »

Spray them with piss ...

I like how you said "spray" instead of "blast", very gentlemanly and considerate of you

hogflem

Tell them you can breathe thru your ears.

wurzlitzer

or your eyes

tricks

DoesNotCompute wrote: »

Act like a real bastard towards them. Women love bastards. :cool:

This is true

--LOS--

is she blind? then you're all clear

hogflem

They give birth to enough of them!!

RussellTuring

Gobsmack! The worst that's likely to happen is you get a slap. If she goes for it, meet up, get pissed and let nature do the rest.

MonkeyGuy

Be a scumbag and then apologise.

eg. Blast her with piss and then give her a hug