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First time sex

  • 12-03-2011 5:46pm
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    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents .

    Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time .

    The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms . He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour . He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex ..

    At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack .
    The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all .

    That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door .
    "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

    The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated .
    The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head . A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down .


    10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy .
    Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious . '


    The boy turns, and whispers back,
    'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist .;):p '
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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,467 ✭✭✭jimmynokia


    excellent:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,241 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    Older than christmas but never actually gets old. Still hilarious :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,404 ✭✭✭GiftofGab


    Brillant


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,624 ✭✭✭✭Skerries


    i think i have actually seen it used in a film before as well
    might have been the remake of The Blob

    edit: found it!
    from 2:20 in and 8:00, no embedding allowed i'm afraid
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH5V9NSNDP0&feature=related


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    A 'family pack' of condoms suggested that he left emptyhanded. :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭pablo-jericho


    I must admit I did chuckle


  • Registered Users Posts: 177 ✭✭grumula


    A 'family pack' of condoms suggested that he left emptyhanded. :D

    i thought it meant a couple o' small ones thrown in, y'know, fer the kids!
    :D
    a couple o' small ones thrown in, that's how my ex describes our relationship i bet:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Brilliant :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 587 ✭✭✭JB81


    golden oldie


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