Love at the movies

yrwhu8jxtni06a · 13-03-2011 06:42PM #1

The tribunal asks,have you ever witnessed an act of carry on of love in the cinema..

rebel10 · 13-03-2011 06:44PM

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Like this kind of "Carry On"? No, before my time.

Phoenix Park · 13-03-2011 06:45PM

Saw a HJ. Don't think there's any need to elaborate.

The Master · 13-03-2011 06:45PM

Blaze Black Steroid wrote: »

The tribunal asks,have you ever witnessed an act of carry on of love in the cinema..

Only when I went to see Carry On Loving

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 13-03-2011 06:48PM

I had sexytime in Dun Laoghaire cinema about 7 years ago.

Thank you John Cusack for starring in such a crappy film..."Identity"

Oh, and thank you for empty Sunday Matinee screens!

Biggins · 13-03-2011 06:54PM

Blaze Black Steroid wrote: »

The tribunal asks,have you ever witnessed an act of carry on of love in the cinema..

Yes.

krudler · 13-03-2011 06:57PM

i worked in a cinema once years back and found a pair of black womens knickers after a showing of Toy Story 2 in the middle of the day, that was all sorts of wrong.

Biggins · 13-03-2011 06:59PM

krudler wrote: »

i worked in a cinema once years back and found a pair of black womens knickers after a showing of Toy Story 2 in the middle of the day, that was all sorts of wrong.

How do ya know it was a black woman?
Were you watching? :eek:

RepublicanEagle · 13-03-2011 06:59PM

benwavner wrote: »

Thank you John Cusack for starring in such a crappy film..."Identity"

What????? That was a good movie.

RepublicanEagle · 13-03-2011 07:01PM

Biggins wrote: »

How do ya know it was a black woman?
Were you watching? :eek:

It was probably very large underwear.....if you know what I mean.

Biggins · 13-03-2011 07:02PM

RepublicanEagle wrote: »

It was probably very large underwear.....if you know what I mean.

Big Mama?

Phoenix Park · 13-03-2011 07:02PM

krudler wrote: »

i worked in a cinema once years back and found a pair of black womens knickers after a showing of Toy Story 2 in the middle of the day, that was all sorts of wrong.

Do you still have them?. Ever considered selling them mate?

Biggins · 13-03-2011 07:03PM

Saviola wrote: »

How did you know they belonged to a black woman?

I think he really wanted to get in there! :pac:

krudler · 13-03-2011 07:04PM

Phoenix Park wrote: »

Do you still have them?. Ever considered selling them mate?

They're on the wall above my fireplace, like Han Solo in Jabba's palace.

Cupcake_Crisis · 13-03-2011 07:06PM

I went to see a film called Sahara a few years ago with an ex. There was about 6 people in the place and the film was GOD AWFUL so we had no choice but to find other ways to entertain ourselves.

I blame Matthew Macwhatshisface.

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 13-03-2011 07:06PM

RepublicanEagle wrote: »

What????? That was a good movie.

Ah I suppose it was a good film.........it was for me anyway.:p

RepublicanEagle · 13-03-2011 07:06PM

Biggins wrote: »

Big Mama?

Black women have always been (ahem) well endowed in the derriere department, so it does make logical sense to assume the knickers the poster found were......................large?

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 13-03-2011 07:10PM

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

I went to see a film called Sahara a few years ago with an ex. There was about 6 people in the place and the film was GOD AWFUL so we had no choice but to find other ways to entertain ourselves.

I blame Matthew Macwhatshisface.

What did you do, break out the Twister mat?

Cupcake_Crisis · 13-03-2011 07:13PM

benwavner wrote: »

What did you do, break out the Twister mat?

No. No we did not.

Phoenix Park · 13-03-2011 07:19PM

benwavner wrote: »

What did you do, break out the Twister mat?

As the poster said, he simply "had no choice".

Cupcake_Crisis · 13-03-2011 07:20PM

Phoenix Park wrote: »

As the poster said, he simply "had no choice".

We broke something out alright, it just wasn't a twister mat.

sashafierce · 13-03-2011 07:31PM

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St.Spodo · 13-03-2011 07:34PM

I saw some girl giving her fella a rim-job at the cinema.

thetonynator · 13-03-2011 07:36PM

Biggins wrote: »

How do ya know it was a black woman?
Were you watching? :eek:

is it too obvious to suggest that the knickers were black not the woman???:o

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 13-03-2011 07:43PM

sashafierce wrote: »

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Thats terrible............I hate liquorice.

Biggins · 13-03-2011 07:51PM

thetonynator wrote: »

is it too obvious to suggest that the knickers were black not the woman???:o

Aaa 'ere... Your in After Hours - don't be talking sense!

kumate_champ07 · 13-03-2011 08:00PM

benwavner wrote: »

I had sexytime in Dun Laoghaire cinema about 7 years ago.

Thank you John Cusack for starring in such a crappy film..."Identity"

Oh, and thank you for empty Sunday Matinee screens!

also 'Serendipity'!

kumate_champ07 · 13-03-2011 08:03PM

I went to see Brokeback mountain thinking it would be a nice cowboy movie, I went alone, didnt check the reviews, a female friend told me it was good..
Im not gonna lie just to make the story more funny, I didnt see any hanky panky, well when I noticed all the male couples I kept my eyes firmly on the screen

Love at the movies

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