Worst Pain Ever!!

marbar · 12-03-2011 10:30PM

embarrassing bodies lady said it didn't hurt her

dj jarvis · 12-03-2011 10:30PM

running around a old abandoned house when i was about 12/13 , full speed chasing a mate and slapped my foot straight down on a plank with a huge rusty nail pointing upwards :eek:

it came OUT THE TOP of my foot and **** me it hurt , and 2 make it worse i could not pull it out so had this large bit of timber stuck 2 my foot

of to hospital and they had to give me loads of injections into the wound and my arse , so more ****ing pain , it hurt for ages but that is not the end of it

coming out from the hospital on crutch my mate on a bmx came flying up 2 me and pulled a skid and slid into my other foot breaking a bone in my good foot .... back into A + E to all the nurses creased with laughter
true story , was fecked for a summer :mad:

marbar · 12-03-2011 10:32PM

ouch!

got a sewing needle straight into my heel once. tiny mark. doc didn't believe that it was in there and squeezed the **** out of it

only xray convinced him

GHOST MGG2 · 12-03-2011 10:33PM

Having 2 abcesses on either side of your mouth at same time because lower molar fillings were damaged.
The nerve pain shooting up your face was like being electrocuted over and over again.
I also looked like the elephant man,this happened over a christmas period yrs ago when it was nigh on impossible to get a dentist for a week.

marbar · 12-03-2011 10:34PM

hemorrhoids...

overshare on boards? never

Crimbouser · 12-03-2011 10:42PM

Having a massive cyst that meant i couldn't sit down or lie down without a lot of pain. Alas, i'd been sedated after a day procedure in hospital and i was so so so tired. Couldn't sleep until the feicing thing burst two days later. By then i was weeping with tiredness. Digusting and annoying out in all fairness.

Xivilai · 12-03-2011 10:51PM

When I ****ed my back up at work once after a bad fall. Was literally crawling after that.

Daegerty · 12-03-2011 10:51PM

Jumpy wrote: »

I was more trying to figure out how an upturned plug could possibly be live

cause the person who put it there is a sadistic cnut

barbiegirl · 12-03-2011 10:51PM

A gynaelogical test where they inject dye up into you to check for blockages. Excruciating i belief i cursed quite loudly :-) thankfully only lasted seconds.

marbar · 12-03-2011 10:53PM

i do love being a man it has to be said

parker kent · 12-03-2011 10:54PM

Stitches on the willy....not pleasant.

marbar · 12-03-2011 10:56PM

parker kent wrote: »

Stitches on the willy....not pleasant.

we need background to this one

January · 12-03-2011 10:58PM

Standing on an upturned plug... sore...

Catching toe underneath door... sore...

Industrial ladder falling on big toe... fúck me that's sore, and the blood was unreal... (then catching said toe in the door of an old Fiat Punto so the nail falls off too... OUCH!)...

Childbirth - when the head comes out, that fecking stings!

Charlies Horse - good Lord that's the sorest thing in the fúcking universe!!!

Vorsprung · 12-03-2011 10:58PM

Kidney stones

arybvtcw0eolkf · 12-03-2011 11:00PM

Absolutely having your heart broken, or Gout.

Good God, I'm a martyr to the disease of kings, and the king of diseases.

papermaker · 12-03-2011 11:02PM

Roxy Dreggs wrote: »

A few years back, I used to work this summer job at a local dairy.

One day I was riding on the conveyor belt that delivers the milk cartons to the loading bay, and came upon a section where two belts meet.
There is a plastic threshold covering the gap where the 2 belts come together.
The clearance between the guard and the belt was about 1/8th of an inch and I decided that I didn't need to lift myself up as I crossed over it. WROOOOONG!!!

I couldn't get off of that thing fast enough.
My right ass cheek got sucked up and pinched so bad I thought I was going to pass out.

I ran to the bathroom, expecting to see a chunk of butt missing and was relieved that it was all there.

The pain subsided and dealing with it (the bruise was the ugliest thing I'd ever seen and was about the size of a saucer) wasn't too bad but the moment of impact and the following 20 seconds or so is the worst pain I've ever felt, and I've ****ed myself up a lot over the years.

no use crying over spilled milk:)

BTW...riding on a conveyor...bit pervy..no ?

Jedstaff · 12-03-2011 11:04PM

Knitting needle through the palm of my hand and out other side while piercing a chestnut .wasn't too sore till I took it out, then hurt like a mother fXxxxxx.about 10 years old at the time.

marbar · 12-03-2011 11:05PM

Jedstaff wrote: »

Knitting needle through the palm of my hand and out other side while piercing a chestnut .wasn't too sore till I took it out, then hurt like a mother fXxxxxx.about 10 years old at the time.

J. Marston · 12-03-2011 11:06PM

When I was 6 or 7 I called to a friends house and was talking at the door for a while and I had my finger near the hinges on the door (I don't know why), the door was closed (without them knowing my finger was there, I hope

) and CRUNCH!

I still wince when I think about it.

Daemos · 12-03-2011 11:09PM

If you think stubbing your toe off a door is sore, try doing it to a toe which has an ingrown toenail. Or dropping a PSP on it. Or having someone stand on it with their full weight. Sweek fcuk the pain is unreal :mad:

Spilling boiling water on my foot wasn't much fun either

marbar · 12-03-2011 11:09PM

was on a man size mouse wheel when i was 12. running like a mad yoke. some lad was out pacing me on the same wheel so i tried to get off but tripped.

stuck to the thing and flew up to the top before crashing down on to it again and again (picture a mouse)

happened about 4 times before i was flung off. broken collar bone
that hurt

alandublin15 · 12-03-2011 11:11PM

J. Marston wrote: »

When I was 6 or 7 I called to a friends house and was talking at the door for a while and I had my finger near the hinges on the door (I don't know why), the door was closed (without them knowing my finger was there, I hope ) and CRUNCH!

I still wince when I think about it.

i had that too ..... high 5.

but the worst pain for me was when those japanese schoolgirls were whipping me. they dont even stop when you scream no.