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I accidentally cooked my cat !

  • 06-03-2011 01:43AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 406 ✭✭


    I'v been complaining about my cat all day because he pissed on my good pair of football boots earlier on today,my mother laughed it off and i was getting more wound up all day calling him all kinds of names and threatening it.

    All the family were out and i was a bit hungry so i decided to go to the freezer and get a goodfellas Hawaiian pizza i closed the oven and pre heated it at 180 degrees.

    I went into to the sitting room watched a bit off two and a half men and next thing this overwhelming smell off slow roasting feline hits me my first thought is where the **** is that coming from and my second was FFFUUUUUKKKK.

    So i go in open the oven and there she is melted all over the grill,I loved that cat we'v had him 3 years how will i explain this to the family there due back soon.

    Im pretty sure it was his last life what should i do put it in the bin ? Come clean and say i didn't realize the pesky little devil was playing in the oven ?

    They'l never believe me

    R.I.P Craig you never knew how much i loved you til i cooked you :(
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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,717 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    ISPCA on line one...


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,365 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    Weak story bro!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭michael999999


    You want to know how to tell your mother she has a hot pussy??:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,115 ✭✭✭Pal


    tastes like chicken


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,702 ✭✭✭squod


    How was the pizza?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 406 ✭✭Yurt


    Pal wrote: »
    tastes like chicken

    Thats sick...too soon man :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,225 ✭✭✭Pedro K


    You should be ashamed of yourself OP... I mean come on, there's no excuse for watching two and a half men.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    RIP Craig, goodnight sweet prince.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    Animals and Pet Issues is that way......

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,246 ✭✭✭rednik


    Ovenpussy, haven't tried that yet.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,528 ✭✭✭jubella


    You accidentally the whole thing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    I accidentally the whole thing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    jubella wrote: »
    You accidentally the whole thing?
    I accidentally the whole thing.

    We accidentally the same thing!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,465 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    Yurt wrote: »
    I loved that cat ...

    hmm


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭Doom


    I don't like cats, do you have a veg option


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 61 ✭✭nomh


    so this is where memes come to die...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Jebus crisp not this again.

    Next person to start a thread about cats and cookers will get permabanned.


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