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Things you can do down the country that you can't do in Dublin.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Odysseus wrote: »
    No it's an offense in a highly populated area, whereas a rural country road isn't.

    That's my understanding of it, the guys in the shooting forum can explain it much better as some of them know the firearms act backwards, I just know what I need to in order to stay legal. The same way you need to be a safe distance from a road to discharge your firearm, as I was pointing out to the poster I quoted.

    It's a person choice but I waited until I have my own place in the country before I started geting my firearms, you need to be much more security conscious certain parts of Dublin

    Fairy nuff.

    Bit strange though: you feel safer down the country, but you need firearms?!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭Ronin247


    Balfie wrote: »
    Wait. You have stew on a plate an try to slag us Dublin people? What's next butter ur bread with a spoon?

    Cos its proper tick matey stuw that doesnt run off the plate, not like that watery sh*te yer dublin mammy passed off as stew because she couldnt get mate an vegables.You were only drinking soup.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,331 ✭✭✭RichieC


    You can buy Red lemonade in Dublin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Drink three bottles of whiskey and have a drunken struck-off vet remove your appendix for 5 euro.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,091 ✭✭✭questionmark?


    Balfie wrote: »
    Wait. You have stew on a plate an try to slag us Dublin people? What's next butter ur bread with a spoon?

    Ya amazing we have plates and stew that isn't as runny as water due to mammy adding extra potatoes to thicken it up.
    rain on wrote: »
    :o Maybe it's also the case that only in the country do you get driving instructors with the motto "Look at the space, not at the face"

    WTF:confused:
    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Fairy nuff.

    Bit strange though: you feel safer down the country, but you need firearms?!

    For hunting, shooting random rats and crows(both are pests for the tree huggers from D4) and shooting at the random Dublin person trying to rob our house


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    Share Shear a sheep.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,235 ✭✭✭✭flahavaj


    Win All Irelands.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭flanum


    join the local scor/foroige..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    walk around covered in shite whilst talking bollox and nobody bats an eyelid


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    walk around covered in shite whilst talking bollox and nobody bats an eyelid

    Again, people do that in Dublin.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,291 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    Drive over 'loose chippings' with thumb pressed against the windscreen
    Enter a pub in wellies covered in shoite
    Pop out to local shop to get 20 Benson and Sunday World in a Massey Ferguson 35....covered in shoite
    Running through a fields kicking the head of thistles and slipping in cowshoite
    See moving statues
    Be told not to go down to the river the strange uncle we all have
    Enter any public place wearing wellies covered in shoite
    Rent VHS tapes from 'John Joe's' and get your hair cut there too....covered in shoite
    See several old Toyota Corolla E30s lined up outside mass...covered in shoite
    Mass
    Dinner cooked on a 'range'
    Getting hit in the head with a badly aimed sod of turf


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    starling. wrote: »
    Er, I've crossed off all the things that you can do in Dublin. I could probably cross off more, except I'm unsure as to the availability of red lemonade in the Pale, I don't know what an accumulator is and I'm confused about the winning two extra chops thing. :confused:

    About the leaving your change on the bar, you never specified that it shouldn't be stolen :pac:

    And you put in mass twice, God love you :p They're not all heathens up there I believe!

    I'll add to your now very tiny list anyway...

    • Go visit landmarks which aren't in Dublin like the Blarney Stone and the Cliffs of Moher.
    • Complain about jackeens (though actually I suppose you can do that quietly in Dublin :D

    most if not all pubs ive been in in dublin have red and white lemonade. the pub i used to work in had a snug where the folk who drank in it were all part of a drinking group, of which i was a member. we regularly left our money on the bar and it wasnt touched


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,752 ✭✭✭Odysseus


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Fairy nuff.

    Bit strange though: you feel safer down the country, but you need firearms?!

    I feel safe in Dublin, my firearms are for sporting reasons, you cannot get a cert for self protection. If I lived in the part of Ballyfermot where I grew up I would be much more security conscious, rather than feeling unsafe.

    However, with saying that I have quite a high level of security in my own home, but these are requirements I needed to get my firearms. For example you need a gun safe in order to legally own a air rifle in this country. As you move up in terms of caliber and the amount you own the security requirements become much stronger. I have three safes in my home just for hunting, a gunsafe for the firearms, a small safe for various ammo, and another for the mags and bolts for my rifles, that is without the monitored alarm.

    However, even though I feel the system is too severe over here, owning firearms does require a strong responsibility on the owner to ensure they are safe and only the owner has access to them.

    I only have to walk about 500m and I'm in some fields where I can hunt using either rifle or shotgun.

    I can't do that in Dublin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,291 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    Odysseus wrote: »
    .

    I only have to walk about 500m and I'm in some fields where I can hunt using either rifle or shotgun.

    I can't do that in Dublin.

    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2282/2071720646_ebd59fa0bd.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    Get your car engine checked by a fella with a B&H fag hanging out of his mouth
    Relay your identity by to whom you are related
    Do your lessons, sipping a mineral while your mam goes out to get the messages
    Not being allowed go into the "good" room until Christmas
    +1 for the thumb firmly on the windscreen to prevent cracks
    +1 for throwin up the hand to every passing car
    Collect conkers, play conkers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    flahavaj wrote: »
    Win All Irelands.

    actually give a flying **** about all Irelands.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    LambsEye wrote: »
    Get your car engine checked by a fella with a B&H fag hanging out of his mouth
    Relay your identity by to whom you are related
    Do your lessons, sipping a mineral while your mam goes out to get the messages
    Not being allowed go into the "good" room until Christmas
    +1 for the thumb firmly on the windscreen to prevent cracks
    +1 for throwin up the hand to every passing car
    Collect conkers, play conkers

    That's a vortex back to my childhood.:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭flanum


    give neighbours a hand to cut sticks/move cattle..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    what i have discovered since moving to arklow from dublin -

    if you sneeze at one end of the main street you have AIDS by the time you make it to the other end
    its extremely clannish
    everyone knows everyone
    the living is cheap
    there is a massive over supply of fast food delivery places
    traffic is impossible around half 3 because the town is blocked by bus eireann buses picking up all the school kids
    every pub does food but never seems busy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    Badminton/Bridge in the Parish Hall the highlight of the social calender
    98 year old men painting gates/cutting back hedges


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,617 ✭✭✭Cat Melodeon


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Obviously you are just trolling by posting this thread in a Dublin forum.

    AH does not belong to Dublin! Do you think the interweb gets switched off at 10pm outside the Pale?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,291 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    Shooting a cow in the face
    Picture of Jesus and an orange blub in the living room
    Walking back from pub only being able to see via the power of moonlight
    Priest calls around for dinner on a Wednesday
    You have a 'shick' that has handy uses
    Own at least 4 dogs and 13 cats
    Have a large bucket you fire all the dinner leftovers into to feed the chickens
    Have a pantry
    Have eyebrows on your cheeks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,541 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977


    get arrested for dealing in broad daylight


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 278 ✭✭reddevilfan


    Fine tune your ears ( aerials ) and call upc saying your connction is terrible


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    Monkeh wrote: »
    Shooting a cow in the face
    Picture of Jesus and an orange blub in the living room and a little thing of holy water beside the door that granny flicks in your face as you leave
    Sticker of Padre Pio in the car
    Walking back from pub only being able to see via the power of moonlight
    Priest calls around for dinner on a Wednesday and him getting the best cut of mate and the first spoon of crumble
    You have a 'shick' that has handy uses
    Own at least 4 dogs and 13 cats
    Have a large bucket you fire all the dinner leftovers into to feed the chickens
    Have a pantry with tins of canned pears and peaches
    Have eyebrows on your cheeks

    FYP


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,235 ✭✭✭✭flahavaj


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    actually give a flying **** about all Irelands.

    Thats why ye don't win 'em.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    Go to the beach.












    Edit: A nice beach


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,924 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    Running your car on green diesel
    Start every sentence with the phrase "As the Man sez"
    Smoke Carrolls or Major
    Drink Smithwicks
    Call all alcoholic spirits "top-shelf"
    Buy livestock in a pub
    Sing rebel songs
    Dig graves
    Fill in graves
    Bring your own home-made sandwiches to away GAA games
    Hating people with long hair
    Giving out about the Black and Tans
    Go to Australia
    Quoting Hardy Bucks catchphrases
    Calling Tea - "Tay" and Meat - "Mate"
    Stare at strangers
    Hating people from the neighbouring parish
    Coursing
    Lamping
    Drink Driving





    Doing all the above in wellies covered in cow sh!t.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭Daegerty


    Calling Tea - "Tay" and Meat - "Mate"

    Tae!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,637 ✭✭✭maninasia


    I'm dying for a sup o' tae :).

    Old school- pouring the tae into a saucer to cool it down, abandoning the cup altogether and drinking from the saucer!


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