What kind of toaster do you have?

Asphyxia · 24-02-2011 02:14PM

Morphy Richards two slice one. It makes me the perfect toast

_feedback_ · 24-02-2011 02:25PM

6 slice toaster.

Aoifey! wrote: »

Left my roommate in charge of getting the toaster. He got a toaster that toasts "I love you" onto the bread.

He didn't tell me this and in a tired/hungover state I went to make some toast, saw "I love you" on the bread and freaked out that the toaster was trying to talk to me.

I'm never letting him buy things again.

Maybe he's madly in love with you and thought he'd tell you through toast.

Aoifey! · 24-02-2011 05:08PM

6 slice toaster.

elviscostello wrote: »

Maybe he's madly in love with you and thought he'd tell you through toast.

Ah yes, toast, the food of love.

WoollyRedHat · 24-02-2011 05:13PM

I'm clearly lying at this stage.

I have a 4 slice toaster and my kettle sings, my kitchen's banging

24-02-2011 06:40PM

I'll take a piece of plain white bread, thank you, with a glass of water on the side for dipping.

KnifeWRENCH wrote: »

We have the cheapest one that was in the Argos catalogue. Bread usually gets stuck in it and has to be poked out with the wooden spoon. TOASTER DESIGN FAIL.

It was designed to be crap! The manufacturers want you to now go out and buy a better (more expensive) one.

Jesus Wept · 25-02-2011 01:30AM

2 slice toaster.

silvervixen84 wrote: »

I don't have a toaster. Bought a kettle/toaster combo from Argos when moving into my flat, but they didn't have the toaster in stock so they said to come back for it within 30 days. Never did get back to Argos, so have been grilling instead.

Would like one of the Darth Vader toasters like Sheldon had in The Big Bang Theory.

Grill is more expensive to run, buy a toaster imo.

seafood dunleavy · 25-02-2011 01:34AM

6 slice toaster.

wallyking wrote: »

I was the proud owner of a 3-slicer for many years. I felt like such a rebel. She kicked the bucket last month and im down to a bog standard 2 slice now.:(

I don't see how manufacturers haven't realised that 3 slices of toast is the perfect amount to eat.

OPENROAD · 25-02-2011 01:36AM

6 slice toaster.

seafood dunleavy wrote: »

I don't see how manufacturers haven't realised that 3 slices of toast is the perfect amount to eat.

Normally have to have the 4 slices myself

Dangerous Man · 25-02-2011 01:37AM

Toast is shite. I mean, by itself - it's just crap. If you have a toasted cheese sandwich with ham and mustard - it's grand but a toaster isn't really the best way to make one of those.

Fuck off toasters.

Abi · 25-02-2011 01:45AM

Rig is just planning a mass toaster robbery I think... o_0

2 slice toaster from Next.... =P

Doc · 25-02-2011 01:57AM

4 slice toaster.

Make your own like this guy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ODzO7Lz_pw

AskMyChocolate · 25-02-2011 02:02AM

While obviously not of paramount importance, when choosing something as important as the friend that is going to supply you with toast, a toaster that doesn't burn your eyebrows while lighting a fag drunk is an important attribute.

im invisible · 25-02-2011 02:06AM

6 slice toaster.

enda1 wrote: »

I hate that the toast time changes depending on the freshness of the bread, the thickness of the bread, the type of bread etc. So a setting of 3 which is perfect for one condition of bread, burns another or just barely tans a third. Infuriating.

Smart toasters, its your time to shine!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2biEN-BiM1Y

alwaysadub · 25-02-2011 02:10AM

6 slice toaster.

I bought a new toaster only last week. It is a 4 slice toaster but has two sets of controls so i can make 2 slices of toast too without having the two spare slots heating up too.
It also means i can make toast for me and the bf at the same time now instead of having to take turns:D

Jesus Wept · 25-02-2011 02:18AM

2 slice toaster.

Dangerous Man wrote: »

Toast is shite. I mean, by itself - it's just crap. If you have a toasted cheese sandwich with ham and mustard - it's grand but a toaster isn't really the best way to make one of those.

Fuck off toasters.

:eek:

We don't need your kind around here.

Abi wrote: »

Rig is just planning a mass toaster robbery I think... o_0

2 slice toaster from Next.... =P

2 slice toaster from next you say...

SomeFool · 25-02-2011 02:32AM

I'll take a piece of plain white bread, thank you, with a glass of water on the side for dipping.

I think I'm going to invest in a Breville TT15, a man should have more than one toaster buddy!

Jesus Wept · 25-02-2011 02:33AM

2 slice toaster.

I don't even have one toaster buddy.
Do it!!

Abi · 25-02-2011 02:39AM

Oh so thats it... I'm your 'just do for now' toaster, is it?

I thought we had something specialllllllll!!! :mad:

Jesus Wept · 25-02-2011 02:57AM

2 slice toaster.

It's a 2 slice toaster from next, I have greater ambitions obv.

rockynavan · 25-02-2011 03:24AM

fork and a fire for me oldschool

Conor_M1990 · 25-02-2011 03:38AM

A toaster shure what would ya what with a toaster theres a recession on !!!!

Little Acorn · 25-02-2011 06:16AM

4 slice toaster.

4 slice broke, so now have a 2 slice. I agree with earlier poster that 3 slices is perfect.
I also like this toaster, tea and toast all in one!:)

http://pitrob.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/kettle-and-toaster-two-in-one-1.jpg

Nothingbetter2d · 25-02-2011 06:48AM

I'll take a piece of plain white bread, thank you, with a glass of water on the side for dipping.

poll lacks one other option and is thus an invalid poll.

the option missing is "I use the grill on my cooker to toast bread"

Jesus Wept · 25-02-2011 07:01AM

2 slice toaster.

That's grilled bread, not toast.

Nothingbetter2d · 25-02-2011 07:12AM

I'll take a piece of plain white bread, thank you, with a glass of water on the side for dipping.

The-Rigger wrote: »

That's grilled bread, not toast.

its still toast just takes longer cos u have to turn the side over

Jesus Wept · 25-02-2011 07:13AM

2 slice toaster.

It's grilled bread no matter what you tell yourself Sir.
Get yourself a Breville TT15 and we can talk.

Lumen · 25-02-2011 08:38AM

6 slice toaster.

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

its still toast just takes longer cos u have to turn the side over

Bad toast maybe.

The most important feature of a toaster is speed. The more time it takes, the less moist the inside is. Alternate sided toasting makes for a dry interior.

That's the attraction of toast, flavour and varied textures. Coarse dry exterior, tempered by warm butteryness, moist tender inside.

LETHAL LADY · 25-02-2011 08:42AM

6 slice toaster.

4 slice. I like my toast more like warm bread with loads of butter. I hate
toast over toasted.

What kind of toaster do you have?

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