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Audition: Post here for an "Official Nocturnal" title!

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  • #2522
    boomkatalog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭boomkatalog


    And where's mine Pter? :rolleyes:


  • #2523
    Baggly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    boomkatalog wrote: »
    Key points, ok....

    I love innuendo. I love to sing. I change my hair colour a lot. I'm blonde. I talk a lot of rubbish. I drink cider and I'm langers drunk after two pints. I have 5 million exs :pac: I'm paler than milk. I want to work with children.

    I asked my housemate to describe me and she said: eccentric, boisterous, floppable, projectile. :pac:


    Official bright eyed bright haired devil speaker who is basically hammered on milk and cider most of the time. Also im loud.....of the nocturnal forum

    :pac::pac::pac:

    Ask and you shall receive


  • #2524
    boomkatalog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭boomkatalog


    Pter wrote: »
    Official bright eyed bright haired devil speaker who is basically hammered on milk and cider most of the time. Also im loud.....of the nocturnal forum

    :pac::pac::pac:

    Ask and you shall receive

    I AM NOT LOUD!

    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

    The rest, I cannot fault :rolleyes:


  • #2525
    Baggly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    Official bright eyed bright haired flirty devil speaker who is basically hammered on milk and cider most of the time. Also im loud.....of the nocturnal forum


  • #2526
    boomkatalog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭boomkatalog


    You could so do better. :rolleyes: it'll have to do!


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  • #2527
    Maguined
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,247 ✭✭✭Maguined


    boomkatalog wrote: »
    You could so do better. :rolleyes: it'll have to do!

    Don't worry, he is used to hearing that. :pac:


  • #2528
    micayla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 872 ✭✭✭micayla


    boomkatalog wrote: »
    You could so do better. :rolleyes: it'll have to do!

    If you don't like it hold off for a little bit and see if anyone else comes in with some good ideas:)


  • #2529
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    hondasam wrote: »
    I am blonde with a wicked since of humour.

    I can take a joke.

    I am a flirt.

    I have a tattoo.

    I am an night owl.

    I like to chat.

    The Official Me Me Me of the NT
    boomkatalog wrote: »
    And where's mine Pter? :rolleyes:

    Shall I have a go

    The Official Argosm of the NT

    Naughty I know -but someone needs to help Pter out occasionally


  • #2530
    Baggly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    micayla wrote: »
    If you don't like it hold off for a little bit and see if anyone else comes in with some good ideas:)
    Maguined wrote: »
    Don't worry, he is used to hearing that. :pac:

    Yano technically you come up with your own ._.


  • #2531
    Maguined
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,247 ✭✭✭Maguined


    boomkatalog wrote: »
    Key points, ok....

    I love innuendo. I love to sing. I change my hair colour a lot. I'm blonde. I talk a lot of rubbish. I drink cider and I'm langers drunk after two pints. I have 5 million exs :pac: I'm paler than milk. I want to work with children.

    I asked my housemate to describe me and she said: eccentric, boisterous, floppable, projectile. :pac:

    Seeing as your username is boomkatalog:

    The boisterous alabaster encyclopedia coital lush ... now twice as floppable of the nocturnal forum.

    :pac:


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  • #2532
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Pter wrote: »
    Yano technically you come up with your own ._.

    Thats it Pter - pile stones upon their heads

    Pter - the Official Stone Piler of the NT

    Im firing on cylinders here :D


  • #2533
    boomkatalog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭boomkatalog


    CDfm wrote: »

    The Official Argosm of the NT

    :eek: oh dear, i'm not sure I can live up to the hype :p
    Maguined wrote: »
    Seeing as your username is boomkatalog:

    The boisterous alabaster encyclopedia coital lush ... now twice as floppable of the nocturnal forum.

    :pac:

    I actually really like this. I might smush this one and Pter's together somehow :D


  • #2534
    Maguined
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,247 ✭✭✭Maguined


    boomkatalog wrote: »
    I might smush this one and Pter's together somehow :D

    Pter I think we were just offered a threesome, sorry folks but I decline, it's not my bag baby, no offense! :p


  • #2535
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Pter wrote: »
    Ask and you shall receive
    boomkatalog wrote: »
    You could so do better. :rolleyes: it'll have to do!
    Maguined wrote: »
    Don't worry, he is used to hearing that. :pac:
    micayla wrote: »
    If you don't like it hold off for a little bit ...
    CDfm wrote: »
    ... someone needs to help Pter out occasionally
    Annnd quoted for posterity!


  • #2536
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Annnd quoted for posterity!

    by Randylonghorn - The Official Fore Player of the NT :D


  • #2537
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    CDfm wrote: »
    by Randylonghorn - The Official Fore Player of the NT :D
    Four?!

    Pfft! You greatly underestimate me, sir!


  • #2538
    psycho-hope
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,245 ✭✭✭psycho-hope


    *raises zombe thread*

    ok folks suggestions please for yours truley:D


  • #2539
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    psycho-hope wrote: »
    *raises zombe thread*

    ok folks suggestions please for yours truley:D
    I must think on this.


  • #2540
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    I can haz one too prease? :o


  • #2541
    spoonbadger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭spoonbadger


    Psycho: Yours will require some thought alright, i'ma get back to you after i've slept on it (feck off anyone who tries to misinterpret that :pac: )

    Cupcake_Crisis: Official support officer for confectionery related emergencies and sexually-diseased beverages :p


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  • #2542
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    It wasnt diseased!! It was just dirty!


  • #2543
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 24,867 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    What's the criteria for getting a title?


  • #2544
    spoonbadger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭spoonbadger


    Deleted User wrote: »
    What's the criteria for getting a title?
    You must be a registered citizen of the country, above the legal age of consent and must possess a birth cert and one other form of I.D.

    Also, no Daves.


  • #2545
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    spoonbadger wrote: »
    You must be a registered citizen of the country, above the legal age of consent and must possess a birth cert and one other form of I.D.

    Also, no Daves.

    But you let Dave in!


  • #2546
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    He said no Dave's


  • #2547
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Uh HAH!

    NoHomers4.jpg


  • #2548
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 24,867 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I can hear the laugh when I look at that pic :D


  • #2549
    Scarinae
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    My name isn't Dave, does that mean I can get a title?


  • #2550
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 24,867 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Fishie wrote: »
    My name isn't Dave, does that mean I can get a title?

    Official Not-a-Dave of the Nocturnal Forum?


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  • #2551
    spoonbadger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭spoonbadger


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Ofishial Not-a-Dave of the Nocturnal Forum?

    :cool:


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