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Do women posters feel intimidated on AH?

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  • #32
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Ruu wrote: »
    I'm going to kill you....you....bloody woman! :mad:
    *swoon*


  • #33
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,194 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Only people who don't have a sense of humour are afraid of this forum. I'm not a woman btw, yes my username is girly but I'm too tight to subscribe.


  • #34
    foxinsox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,078 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    there are wimmins in here?

    seriously?

    :confused:

    :eek:

    shouldn't be allowed at all

    :D


  • #35
    Poor Craythur
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    People seem to think I'm a bloke because of my user-name and I have a boyish sense of humour so it's grand! :)


  • #36
    nosey rosie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 265 ✭✭nosey rosie


    Lads are more into slagging than girls... its the Irish way of bonding. You cannot take it seriously... just fire back :D


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  • #37
    veryangryman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,851 ✭✭✭veryangryman


    nosey rosie wrote: »
    Do women posters feel intimidated on AH?


    Yes


  • #38
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Poor Craythur wrote: »
    People seem to think I'm a bloke because of my user-name and I have a boyish sense of humour so it's grand! :)


    You're a bloke!!!


  • #39
    Ickle Magoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    Nah, pussy cats, the lot of ye. :cool:


  • #40
    Poor Craythur
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    Kasabian wrote: »
    You're a bloke.

    I even have a penis.*








    * A girl penis ie. a clitoris


  • #41
    Eric Cartman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,242 ✭✭✭✭Eric Cartman


    how would they feel intimidated in AH







    .....when theyre too busy in the kitchen


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  • #42
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,102 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Poor Craythur wrote: »
    I even have a penis.*








    * A girl penis ie. a clitoris



    WTF????
    A clitoris is not a female penis.


  • #43
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Poor Craythur wrote: »
    I even have a penis.*



    * A girl penis ie. a clitoris

    No such thing :P:pac:

    Confirmed you are a bloke.


  • #44
    Poor Craythur
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    WTF????
    A clitoris is not a female penis.


    Yes it is, they get erect, don't ya know. ;)

    Sorry mods, for lowering the tone.


  • #45
    LambsEye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    I find I don't have the time to be intimidated, between servicing my man with one hand and making him a sammich with the other I generally just mash the keyboard with my jugs and see what sticks.

    Also, unless you have a particularly girlie name: (BieberFEVR89xoxo) it's hard to tell who's a man and who's a ladygirl.


  • #46
    nosey rosie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 265 ✭✭nosey rosie


    Sacramento wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w
    Thanks Sacramento, thats a classic clip..."Women, Know your limits!" :D
    I haven't seen that for years.


  • #47
    SadieSue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    Now none of the fellas will post.. they are too busy fapping :pac:


  • #48
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,102 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Poor Craythur wrote: »
    Yes it is, they get erect, don't ya know. ;)

    Sorry mods, for lowering the tone.


    No they don't. They get sensitive with a bit of a rub but you wouldn't hang a wet duffle coat off one.


  • #49
    Cheap Thrills!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    LambsEye wrote: »
    I find I don't have the time to be intimidated, between servicing my man with one hand and making him a sammich with the other I generally just mash the keyboard with my jugs and see what sticks

    Wow! They are some talented knockers you have there!


  • #50
    LambsEye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    Poor Craythur wrote: »
    Yes it is, they get erect, don't ya know. ;)

    Sorry mods, for lowering the tone.

    They don't get erect, they get "engorged with blood," according to my gyno.

    And by "gyno" I mean the wild-eyed, toothless man who wears tin cans as ear muffs and sleeps on a carefully arranged bed of cabbage leaves outside Tescos.

    He told me he was a doctor but frankly I'm not so sure.....

    He's probably just a nurse


  • #51
    Poor Craythur
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    LambsEye wrote: »
    I find I don't have the time to be intimidated, between servicing my man with one hand and making him a sammich with the other I generally just mash the keyboard with my jugs and see what sticks.

    Also, unless you have a particularly girlie name: (BieberFEVR89xoxo) it's hard to tell who's a man and who's a ladygirl.

    You're a woman? :eek:


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  • #52
    LambsEye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    Cheap Thrills! wrote: »
    Wow! They are some talented knockers you have there!

    You have no idea. They once wrote out the entire works of Shakespeare in Cantonese.
    Poor Craythur wrote: »
    You're a woman? :eek:

    Ha! Yes! (and WHAT a woman.) You see, you'd never really know though.


  • #53
    Poor Craythur
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    LambsEye wrote: »
    They don't get erect, they get "engorged with blood," according to my gyno.

    That's how cocks get erect!


  • #54
    nosey rosie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 265 ✭✭nosey rosie


    SadieSue wrote: »
    Now none of the fellas will post.. they are too busy fapping :pac:

    They are probably *coff* multitasking a lot of the time :eek:
    Maybe that explains it... their blood isn't reaching their brain.


  • #55
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    Poor Craythur wrote: »
    Yes it is, they get erect, don't ya know. ;)

    Sorry mods, for lowering the tone.

    I refer to that as the budgie's tongue.


  • #56
    Cosimo Salvatore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 119 ✭✭Cosimo Salvatore


    Yo yo, Check this sh*t out yo

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze64bkC3K1E


  • #57
    LambsEye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    Poor Craythur wrote: »
    That's how cocks get erect!

    Yeah but they remain a mushy little bean. Not like a raging spam javelin of steel..


  • #58
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,194 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Poor Craythur wrote: »
    That's how cocks get erect!
    LambsEye wrote: »
    Yeah but they remain a mushy little bean. Not like a raging spam javelin of steel..

    Ewwwweee!


  • #59
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Why are there so many men masquarading as women in AH?

    There are only two actual women in AH, one is an absolute diamond of a human being, the other is the AH bike.


  • #60
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,102 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    LambsEye wrote: »
    Yeah but they remain a mushy little bean. Not like a raging spam javelin of steel..


    That's like a line out of a Mills & Boon book.
    Bravo!


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  • #61
    SadieSue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    LambsEye wrote: »
    Yeah but they remain a mushy little bean. Not like a raging spam javelin of steel..
    Nice! :pac::pac: I have to use that in a sentence.. show us yer spam javelin.


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