Weird, inexplicable + even embarrassing crushes

LambsEye · 18-02-2011 02:12PM

LambsEye wrote: »

Definitely not weird man, most boys I know would give their left nut for a go offa her cartoony baps.

I have countless weird crushes: Jeremy Clarkson, Prince Harry, Knacker men, James Gandolfini, Ron Weasley. Shudder.

nosey rosie wrote: »

All those are acceptable... but Jezza? Ah c'mon LambsEye, you wouldn't would you? :eek:

Knacker Men are acceptable?!??

Whether you're referring to Jeremy Kyle or Jezza from Peep Show, it doesn't matter. I'm open for business for both. And Jeremy Paxman too.

Oh HANG ON actually: Pete Doherty. The filthier the better.

steddyeddy · 18-02-2011 02:12PM

LambsEye wrote: »

Definitely not weird man, most boys I know would give their left nut for a go offa her cartoony baps.

I have countless weird crushes: Jeremy Clarkson, Prince Harry, Knacker men, James Gandolfini, Ron Weasley. Shudder.

wel the other one is the cat lady from dogtanion and the muskehounds!!!

whadafook · 18-02-2011 02:17PM

kfallon wrote: »

Glee....is that the band Stephen Hawking is in?

Made me laugh out loud but now I have an over riding sense of shame that it proves I've watched Glee

spoofilyj · 18-02-2011 02:17PM

Mary Hanifan, ya I know...:eek:
Billy Piper and Miriam O'Callaghan.

Duggy747 · 18-02-2011 02:19PM

Juliette Lewis

I feel dirty

nosey rosie · 18-02-2011 02:21PM

spoofilyj wrote: »

Mary Hanifan, ya I know...:eek:
Billy Piper and Miriam O'Callaghan.

Billy Piper is a hot young thing. Since when is that inexplicable? Eh??

squeakyduck · 18-02-2011 02:22PM

nosey rosie wrote: »

David Mitchell... he did do History at Oxford didn't he? He's probably like that in real life. He is cute, ie... he looks like a dormouse, but I can't imagine him... yerr know, in the sack :eek:

:rolleyes:

kfallon · 18-02-2011 02:23PM

nosey rosie wrote: »

Billy Piper is a hot young thing. Since when is that inexplicable? Eh??

Cos you'd have to stir the ginger twat Chris Evans porridge if you got in between her legs :pac:

Korvanica · 18-02-2011 02:24PM

nosey rosie wrote: »

I've fallen in love with Kurt from Glee... who is the gayest lad on earth probably. I dunno why, as I'm a straight female, but I physically lust after him :eek:

http://www.webtvwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/glee.jpg

Glee, Its a gee with a finger in it...

AgileMyth · 18-02-2011 02:25PM

LambsEye wrote: »

Knacker Men are acceptable?!??

Whether you're referring to Jeremy Kyle or Jezza from Peep Show, it doesn't matter. I'm open for business for both. And Jeremy Paxman too.

Oh HANG ON actually: Pete Doherty. The filthier the better.

Maybe it'd be easier if you just told us who you wouldn't do.

sgb · 18-02-2011 02:25PM

I don't know why but Blythe Duff who plays detective seargent Jacky Read in Taggart

nosey rosie · 18-02-2011 02:27PM

kfallon wrote: »

Cos you'd have to stir the ginger twat Chris Evans porridge if you got in between her legs :pac:

Nah she's moved on mate

Cheap Thrills! · 18-02-2011 02:29PM

LambsEye wrote: »

Definitely not weird man, most boys I know would give their left nut for a go offa her cartoony baps.

I have countless weird crushes: Jeremy Clarkson, Prince Harry, Knacker men, James Gandolfini, Ron Weasley. Shudder.

That's not weird. He's filth !!

LambsEye · 18-02-2011 02:30PM

AgileMyth wrote: »

Maybe it'd be easier if you just told us who you wouldn't do.

Brian Dowling.

EraseAndRewind · 18-02-2011 02:33PM

micheal o' leary :cool:

nosey rosie · 18-02-2011 02:34PM

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

That's not weird. He's filth !!

James Gandofini... *nods* He'd do

Big Nasty · 18-02-2011 02:35PM

Vanessa Feltz!:eek::eek::eek:

geeky · 18-02-2011 02:43PM

syklops wrote: »

What other weird crushes do you have? Ashley Cole? Megan Fox?

You mean Cheryl, shurely. A crush on the serial adulterist, egomaniac, and cat look-alike is a bit odd.

20goto10 · 18-02-2011 02:43PM

J. Marston wrote: »

Mary Lou McDonald.

Durty! You'd have to take her up the Sally Gap. Literally and metaphorically speaking.

Michael 09 · 18-02-2011 02:47PM

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Vanessa Feltz!:eek::eek::eek:

Explain yourself immediately.

Funkfield · 18-02-2011 02:47PM

Jessie from Team Rocket

Gummy Panda · 18-02-2011 02:50PM

grrrrrrrrrr wrote: »

Im a straight male and I also fantasize about Kurt. I always fantasize about punching him in the face. Your gay, thats great, no need to keep on about it...

Straight men don't watch glee

Big Nasty · 18-02-2011 02:54PM

Cilla Black! :eek::eek::eek:

Badgermonkey · 18-02-2011 03:03PM

Never really noticed Keelin Shanley 'til the eleventh hour.

Dobby from Peep Show.

Girls who wear too much slap are a turn off but Claudia Winklemans wit also does it for me.