Weird, inexplicable + even embarrassing crushes

nosey rosie

I've fallen in love with Kurt from Glee... who is the gayest lad on earth probably. I dunno why, as I'm a straight female, but I physically lust after him :eek:

easyeason3

You watch Glee?


*shudders*

steddyeddy

Whats this gee thing all about?

nosey rosie

easyeason3 wrote: »

You watch Glee?


*shudders*

Yeah I know *blushes*:o but its, camp, trashy + so bad its good.

Sykk

nosey rosie wrote: »

I've fallen in love with Kurt from Glee... who is the gayest lad on earth probably. I dunno why, as I'm a straight female, but I physically lust after him :eek:

Shenanigans, everyone knows women can't use the internet

Praetorian Saighdiuir

nosey rosie wrote: »

I've fallen in love with Kurt from Glee... who is the gayest lad on earth probably. I dunno why, as I'm a straight female, but I physically lust after him :eek:

Take it to P.I ya weirdo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)









P.S.....you might catch the ghey

Giraffetoes

I find something strangely appealing about Noel Dempsey?!

grrrrrrrrrr

Im a straight male and I also fantasize about Kurt. I always fantasize about punching him in the face. Your gay, thats great, no need to keep on about it...

easyeason3

steddyeddy wrote: »

Whats this gee thing all about?

Oh if only it was about gee.

Glee is so sugary & fcuking sweet that you can get diabeties from watching it. Fact.

nosey rosie

steddyeddy wrote: »

Whats this gee thing all about?

You wouldn't think you would like it steddyeddy.... especially as us Irish have an inbuilt cynicism.
However its an enjoyable, uplifting way to spend an hour. No idea why, but it just works, as television.

Deus Ex Machina

Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes.

nosey rosie

benwavner wrote: »

Take it to P.I ya weirdo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)









P.S.....you might catch the ghey

Feck off you I have no need of P.I.

squeakyduck

I loveMark Corrigan David Mitchell's character from peep show...just because he's an absolute history nerd....it appeals to the history nerd in me!

I've already had approval on this...so I don't care about the WTF's! :P

Mongarra

Giraffetoes wrote: »

I find something strangely appealing about Noel Dempsey?!

Your first post and you come up with this! My God, you are weird.

Who is Noel Dempsey?

Looking forward to your future posts. You are made of the right stuff!

kfallon

Glee....is that the band Stephen Hawking is in?

nosey rosie

Sykk wrote: »

Shenanigans, everyone knows women can't use the internet

Good point Sykk. Thanks for coming out of your cave to tell us

Cheap Thrills!

Ozzy Osbourne PHWOAR !!!

I'd tear him apart :P

nosey rosie

grrrrrrrrrr wrote: »

Im a straight male and I also fantasize about Kurt. I always fantasize about punching him in the face. Your gay, thats great, no need to keep on about it...

...just push open that closet door, you're nearly there

syklops

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

Ozzy Osbourne PHWOAR !!!

I'd tear him apart :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvsdR4rbHlc

Prince of Darkness my arse.

nosey rosie

squeakyduck wrote: »

I loveMark Corrigan David Mitchell's character from peep show...just because he's an absolute history nerd....it appeals to the history nerd in me!

I've already had approval on this...so I don't care about the WTF's! :P

David Mitchell... he did do History at Oxford didn't he? He's probably like that in real life. He is cute, ie... he looks like a dormouse, but I can't imagine him... yerr know, in the sack :eek:

Craven99

I have always fancied Dawn French. Not sure if that counts!

steddyeddy

I suppose my weirdest crush would be jessica rabbit of roger rabbit fame

syklops

Craven99 wrote: »

I have always fancied Dawn French. Not sure if that counts!

You're not alone there mate.

crazy_janey

Elijah Wood! So dreamy! No one else seems to understand though, Iv often been the subject of astonishment when people find out.....

nosey rosie

Craven99 wrote: »

I have always fancied Dawn French. Not sure if that counts!

It does count, what is it you like about her? Err... there is the obvious thing, like she's a bit big...

syklops

steddyeddy wrote: »

I suppose my weirdest crush would be jessica rabbit of roger rabbit fame

Everytime we have one of these threads someone answers with an answer like the above. How is a crush on Jessica Rabbit weird or inexplicable??? She was designed to be hot. Its like saying you're embarrassed that you find Lara Croft sexy.

What other weird crushes do you have? Ashley Cole? Megan Fox?

LambsEye

steddyeddy wrote: »

I suppose my weirdest crush would be jessica rabbit of roger rabbit fame

Definitely not weird man, most boys I know would give their left nut for a go offa her cartoony baps.

I have countless weird crushes: Jeremy Clarkson, Prince Harry, Knacker men, James Gandolfini, Ron Weasley. Shudder.

nosey rosie

syklops wrote: »

Everytime we have one of these threads someone answers with an answer like the above. How is a crush on Jessica Rabbit weird or inexplicable??? She was designed to be hot. Its like saying you're embarrassed that you find Lara Croft sexy.

What other weird crushes do you have? Ashley Cole? Megan Fox?

Skylops, stop being so bliddy tetchy :mad:... some of us have difficulty admitting to crushes on animated characters.

J. Marston

Mary Lou McDonald.

gravityisalie

sheldon from the big bang theory

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1433588/ :mad:

nosey rosie

LambsEye wrote: »

Definitely not weird man, most boys I know would give their left nut for a go offa her cartoony baps.

I have countless weird crushes: Jeremy Clarkson, Prince Harry, Knacker men, James Gandolfini, Ron Weasley. Shudder.

All those are acceptable... but Jezza? Ah c'mon LambsEye, you wouldn't would you? :eek:

LambsEye

LambsEye wrote: »

Definitely not weird man, most boys I know would give their left nut for a go offa her cartoony baps.

I have countless weird crushes: Jeremy Clarkson, Prince Harry, Knacker men, James Gandolfini, Ron Weasley. Shudder.

nosey rosie wrote: »

All those are acceptable... but Jezza? Ah c'mon LambsEye, you wouldn't would you? :eek:

Knacker Men are acceptable?!??

Whether you're referring to Jeremy Kyle or Jezza from Peep Show, it doesn't matter. I'm open for business for both. And Jeremy Paxman too.

Oh HANG ON actually: Pete Doherty. The filthier the better.

steddyeddy

LambsEye wrote: »

Definitely not weird man, most boys I know would give their left nut for a go offa her cartoony baps.

I have countless weird crushes: Jeremy Clarkson, Prince Harry, Knacker men, James Gandolfini, Ron Weasley. Shudder.

wel the other one is the cat lady from dogtanion and the muskehounds!!!

whadafook

kfallon wrote: »

Glee....is that the band Stephen Hawking is in?

Made me laugh out loud but now I have an over riding sense of shame that it proves I've watched Glee

spoofilyj

Mary Hanifan, ya I know...:eek:
Billy Piper and Miriam O'Callaghan.

Duggy747

Juliette Lewis





I feel dirty

nosey rosie

spoofilyj wrote: »

Mary Hanifan, ya I know...:eek:
Billy Piper and Miriam O'Callaghan.

Billy Piper is a hot young thing. Since when is that inexplicable? Eh??

squeakyduck

nosey rosie wrote: »

David Mitchell... he did do History at Oxford didn't he? He's probably like that in real life. He is cute, ie... he looks like a dormouse, but I can't imagine him... yerr know, in the sack :eek:

:rolleyes:

kfallon

nosey rosie wrote: »

Billy Piper is a hot young thing. Since when is that inexplicable? Eh??

Cos you'd have to stir the ginger twat Chris Evans porridge if you got in between her legs :pac:

Korvanica

nosey rosie wrote: »

I've fallen in love with Kurt from Glee... who is the gayest lad on earth probably. I dunno why, as I'm a straight female, but I physically lust after him :eek:

http://www.webtvwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/glee.jpg

Glee, Its a gee with a finger in it...

AgileMyth

LambsEye wrote: »

Knacker Men are acceptable?!??

Whether you're referring to Jeremy Kyle or Jezza from Peep Show, it doesn't matter. I'm open for business for both. And Jeremy Paxman too.

Oh HANG ON actually: Pete Doherty. The filthier the better.

Maybe it'd be easier if you just told us who you wouldn't do.

sgb

I don't know why but Blythe Duff who plays detective seargent Jacky Read in Taggart

nosey rosie

kfallon wrote: »

Cos you'd have to stir the ginger twat Chris Evans porridge if you got in between her legs :pac:

Nah she's moved on mate

Cheap Thrills!

LambsEye wrote: »

Definitely not weird man, most boys I know would give their left nut for a go offa her cartoony baps.

I have countless weird crushes: Jeremy Clarkson, Prince Harry, Knacker men, James Gandolfini, Ron Weasley. Shudder.

That's not weird. He's filth !!

LambsEye

AgileMyth wrote: »

Maybe it'd be easier if you just told us who you wouldn't do.

Brian Dowling.

EraseAndRewind

micheal o' leary :cool:

nosey rosie

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

That's not weird. He's filth !!

James Gandofini... *nods* He'd do

Big Nasty

Vanessa Feltz!:eek::eek::eek:

geeky

syklops wrote: »

What other weird crushes do you have? Ashley Cole? Megan Fox?

You mean Cheryl, shurely. A crush on the serial adulterist, egomaniac, and cat look-alike is a bit odd.

20goto10

J. Marston wrote: »

Mary Lou McDonald.

Durty! You'd have to take her up the Sally Gap. Literally and metaphorically speaking.

Michael 09

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Vanessa Feltz!:eek::eek::eek:

Explain yourself immediately.