Co Workers from hell (In the Canteen)

upandcumming · 16-02-2011 12:47PM

Lando Griffin wrote: »

3. One lad comes over any day I bring dinner with his fork and samples my dinner, grunts and has another forkfull before commenting on the taste of it, sometimes he gives it the thumbs up but other times he will show his disgust.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6GsjLPvW5I

Canis Lupus · 16-02-2011 12:48PM

Alejandro Lively Thermostat wrote: »

OP it can be a sick sick world out there sometimes.

Famine, wars, murders, child abuse and "co workers from hell" not screwing the cap on the coffee jar properly.

kfallon · 16-02-2011 12:52PM

torres9kop wrote: »

I actually know a guy that wont eat his lunch in the canteen but actually eats it in..... Wait for this......... The feckin cubicle in the toilet. The mind boggles

A guy who worked in the same factory as me years ago used to do the same, how disgusting!

I also can't abide people who are going to make a cup of tea but on the way stop off for a piss/shite/****/finger of fudge on the way and bring the cup into the bog with them....leave the fooking cup outside!!!

Bogger77 · 16-02-2011 12:54PM

torres9kop wrote: »

I actually know a guy that wont eat his lunch in the canteen but actually eats it in..... Wait for this......... The feckin cubicle in the toilet. The mind boggles

If his first name is Cian, then I think I went to college with him

AnonoBoy · 16-02-2011 12:57PM

newmug wrote: »

My neighbour experienced a fella like that. This lad would rob one of his sandwiches every day and eat it like he had every right in the world to. So one day, the neighbour took a slice of bread to his arse, deposited a generous sh1te onto said bread, placed another slice on top and cut it in half. He brought it to work the next day and yerman fell for the trap, stole a sh1t sandwich, and took a huge bite! Needless to say that sorted the problem out!!!!

newmug wrote: »

Eh, yes. It is true.

You have a neighbour that sh*ts in sandwiches and brings them to work with him?

Surely the smell from a sh*t sandwich would tip anyone off about this ingenious 'trap'. Did the thieving co-worker and everyone else in the workplace have absolutely no sense of smell?

I think you should not neccessarily believe every single story your neighbour tells you.

RichieC · 16-02-2011 12:59PM

Lando Griffin wrote: »

3. One lad comes over any day I bring dinner with his fork and samples my dinner, grunts and has another forkfull before commenting on the taste of it, sometimes he gives it the thumbs up but other times he will show his disgust.

only thing worse is someone taking a sup of your tea...

Jaxxy · 16-02-2011 12:59PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

You have a neighbour that sh*ts in sandwiches and brings them to work with him?

Surely the smell from a sh*t sandwich would tip anyone off about this ingenious 'trap'. Did the thieving co-worker and everyone else in the workplace have absolutely no sense of smell?

I think you should not neccessarily believe every single story your neighbour tells you.

I find it hard to believe that anyone would resort to ****ting on a slice of bread and feeding it to a co-worker before they'd actually just say "stay the **** away from my lunch".

kfallon · 16-02-2011 01:03PM

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

I find it hard to believe that anyone would resort to ****ting on a slice of bread and feeding it to a co-worker before they'd actually just say "stay the **** away from my lunch".

That is why it's unbelievable and patently not true!
If he'd stopped at the wiping bread along his hole bit he might have got away with it but he couldn't stop himself and started billy bullshittin' to make the story more 'exciting' and that's where it all fell to pieces!

derfderf · 16-02-2011 01:04PM

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

I find it hard to believe that anyone would resort to ****ting on a slice of bread and feeding it to a co-worker before they'd actually just say "stay the **** away from my lunch".

I pissed in my carton of milk before because someone kept using it and leavin it out on the counter to go stale before my lunch(despite numerous threatening notes stuck to the fridge), and even I couldn't imagine someone doin that.

Kiith · 16-02-2011 01:06PM

Pissed in a milk carton and **** in a sandwich....and you're complaining about horrible co-workers?

frag420 · 16-02-2011 01:09PM

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

Chef ftw!

Though I was thinking more along the lines of something with Hellman's consistency.

Come again??

newmug · 16-02-2011 01:09PM

kfallon wrote: »

That is why it's unbelievable and patently not true!
If he'd stopped at the wiping bread along his hole bit he might have got away with it but he couldn't stop himself and started billy bullshittin' to make the story more 'exciting' and that's where it all fell to pieces!

What the fcuk are you on about? The lad made a sh1t sandwich and the knacker who kept robbing them took a bite out of one and learned his lesson. I could post names, fcuk it I'll PM you the names and addresses of the two lads if you want. Unbelievable:mad:

Funkfield · 16-02-2011 01:10PM

RichieC wrote: »

only thing worse is someone taking a sup of your tea...

Take a shíte in the cuppa. Problem solved.

Jaxxy · 16-02-2011 01:12PM

frag420 wrote: »

Come again??

Don't mind if I dooooo!

newmug wrote: »

What the fcuk are you on about? The lad made a sh1t sandwich and the knacker who kept robbing them took a bite out of one and learned his lesson. I could post names, fcuk it I'll PM you the names and addresses of the two lads if you want. Unbelievable:mad:

Wouldn't say he cares that much to be honest.

kfallon · 16-02-2011 01:12PM

Why would I want their names and addresses???
Plus the guy who ate the sambo would hardly be too willing to come forward and say, "Yes that was me, 100% I got caught out, I ate the krud sambo!" to a complete stranger!

derfderf · 16-02-2011 01:15PM

Kiith wrote: »

Pissed in a milk carton and **** in a sandwich....and you're complaining about horrible co-workers?

It was my milk, if they stayed away from other peoples lunch there'd be no problem.

AnonoBoy · 16-02-2011 01:21PM

newmug wrote: »

What the fcuk are you on about? The lad made a sh1t sandwich and the knacker who kept robbing them took a bite out of one and learned his lesson. I could post names, fcuk it I'll PM you the names and addresses of the two lads if you want. Unbelievable:mad:

I want the name and address of the guy who has no sense of smell. My brother is a research scientist and he needs people who although in possession of all of their senses patently ignore what those senses are telling them and go through with mind-numbingly stupid actions (like biting into something that smells of sh*t).

His paper when published is going to be called:

"Ignoring the facts: A study in who people ignore their senses and believe bullsh*t."

Gunsfortoys · 16-02-2011 01:23PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

My brother is a research scientist and he needs people who although in possession of all of their senses patently ignore what those senses are telling them and go through with mind-numbingly stupid actions

He would make millions off some posters in here.:pac:

AnonoBoy · 16-02-2011 01:27PM

Gunsfortoys wrote: »

He would make millions off some posters in here.:pac:

I've been his guinea-pig for years but I got kicked out for repeatedly failing the drug tests.

Gunsfortoys · 16-02-2011 01:28PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I've been his guinea-pig for years but I got kicked out for repeatedly failing the drug tests.

Surely you wouldn't take drugs if you ignore your senses??

AnonoBoy · 16-02-2011 01:31PM

Gunsfortoys wrote: »

Surely you wouldn't take drugs if you ignore your senses??

I ignore different senses depending on the circumstances.

When I go to karoke nights I ignore my sense of hearing and believe that I can sing.
When out in nightclubs I ignore my sense of sight and end up sleeping with ugly women.
When in Thailand I ignored my sense of touch and pretended that when I reached up that girl's dress I didn't just feel a.....

Well you get the idea.

Gunsfortoys · 16-02-2011 01:33PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I ignore different senses depending on the circumstances.

When I go to karoke nights I ignore my sense of hearing and believe that I can sing.
When out in nightclubs I ignore my sense of sight and end up sleeping with ugly women.
When in Thailand I ignored my sense of touch and pretended that when I reached up that girl's dress I didn't just feel a.....

Well you get the idea.

You're Batman.

Canis Lupus · 16-02-2011 01:45PM

Who bites into a sandwich without checking what type it is in the first place never mind if it smells of ****.

upandcumming · 16-02-2011 01:49PM

Some one sleeps in your bed; shit in your bed.
Someone eats your sandwich; shit in the sandwich.
Someone looks at your phone; shit on your phone.
Somone looks at your face; rub shit into your face.

It is the solution to many problems.

grrrrrrrrrr · 16-02-2011 01:53PM

When we were in school the lads used to spit on their chips. No one would go near them. If they really hated them, they wouldnt tell them and just laugh when they took some

Notorious97 · 16-02-2011 02:16PM

What ive learned from this thread is we have a good few crazy bast@rds on this forum, and a couple of lying nutjobs!

twinytwo · 16-02-2011 02:17PM

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Some of the people I work with have no etiquette when it comes to having lunch in our lunchroom.
1. One lad has cornflakes at breakfast every morning and fills his bowl with milk to nearly overflowing then just eats the cornflakes and leaves the milk in the bowl and puts into sink with the stopper in. (We all pay for the milk)
2. I once was having coffee and when lifting the coffee jar by the lid the jar fell as the lid was not secured properly and the coffee spilt all over the wet work surface. It took me 5 minutes to clean, then when I lifted the milk from the fridge the exact same thing happened. Every day someone just puts the lid on things without screwing them and other people spill it.
3. One lad comes over any day I bring dinner with his fork and samples my dinner, grunts and has another forkfull before commenting on the taste of it, sometimes he gives it the thumbs up but other times he will show his disgust.
Do these people act like this at home I wonder?
Are all Irish people ignorant when it comes to feeding time?
Do you have issues in your canteen at work and what action have you taken?

dude the only person allowed to take food off your plate is your bird....anyone else gets a fork in the eye.:cool:

milehip1 · 16-02-2011 02:18PM

newmug wrote: »

My neighbour experienced a fella like that. This lad would rob one of his sandwiches every day and eat it like he had every right in the world to. So one day, the neighbour took a slice of bread to his arse, deposited a generous sh1te onto said bread, placed another slice on top and cut it in half. He brought it to work the next day and yerman fell for the trap, stole a sh1t sandwich, and took a huge bite! Needless to say that sorted the problem out!!!!

what happened the other half did he take a bite of it himself just to keep up the pretence?

and what about his other sandwiches or did he have said **** sandwich kept in seperate lunchbox to avoid cross contamination???

stovelid · 16-02-2011 02:19PM

Lando Griffin wrote: »

3. One lad comes over any day I bring dinner with his fork and samples my dinner, grunts and has another forkfull before commenting on the taste of it, sometimes he gives it the thumbs up but other times he will show his disgust.

That's bullying, plain and simple.

Next time he does it, ram your fork into his hand and give him the thumbs-up.

STIG83 · 16-02-2011 02:23PM

newmug wrote: »

My neighbour experienced a fella like that. This lad would rob one of his sandwiches every day and eat it like he had every right in the world to. So one day, the neighbour took a slice of bread to his arse, deposited a generous sh1te onto said bread, placed another slice on top and cut it in half. He brought it to work the next day and yerman fell for the trap, stole a sh1t sandwich, and took a huge bite! Needless to say that sorted the problem out!!!!

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Co Workers from hell (In the Canteen)

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