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Favourite Fianna Fail quotes

  • 15-02-2011 06:05PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 364 ✭✭


    Here's one of mine

    "I'm not answering what I got for my Holy Communion money, my Confirmation money, what I got for my birthday, what I got for anything else, I'm not into that." :rolleyes:

    Bertie Ahern


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 303 ✭✭Debthree


    "Upon mature reflection..." Brian Lenihan Snr.

    AND

    "Everyone must tighten their belts... so that we can only undertake those things we can afford". Charlie Haughey [He was buying an island while he said it].


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭Notorious97


    We have turned a corner.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    "In the best interests of the party..."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    What's in it for me ?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 468 ✭✭J K


    It was a bizarre happening, an unprecedented situation, a grotesque situation, an almost unbelievable mischance.

    CJH


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    "We are sorry for destroying your country, we are now going to disband and let history remember us as the worst political party ever. Again sorry"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    "I don’t miss the ministry, I miss the money. [...] They’re good-money jobs. They have a very attractive salary, very attractive pensions."
    ned o keefe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    'I don't know how people who engage in that don't commit suicide' - Bertie Ahern


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭tonycascarino


    ''Yes to Lisbon, Yes to jobs'' - Fianna Fail


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,734 ✭✭✭Newaglish


    All goodies from Brian Lenihan (taken from thestory.ie)

    Irish Times
    “We are not rushing into the banks without knowing precisely what the position is in those banks” – Nov 20 2008

    During the Stabilisation of Public Finances debate, Dáil Eireann
    In the context of any capitalisation the due diligence exercise will yield further information to enable us to do a far more precise identification of risk before we formulate policy on it. I would be reluctant to commit the taxpayer on any issue connected with risk without a full and definitive assessment of the risk in the institutions themselves and we must await this assessment. - Feb 5 2009

    Following the publication of Anglo Irish Bank’s 2009 results. Minister Lenihan said he welcomed the increased scrutiny of Anglo as an opportunity to bring openness to the bank…
    “which will ultimately allow us to draw a line under past activities”. “It is an opportunity for Anglo to employ a fully transparent approach to addressing the inappropriate activities that took place at the bank and provide comprehensive details to all stakeholders who deal with Anglo and who deal with Irish financial institutions generally.” – Irish Independent, Feb 21 2009
    When challenged as to why he was not nationalising banks (at this time the State had already nationalised Anglo Irish Bank and taken a 25 per cent stake in Bank of Ireland and AIB).
    “I do really want to scotch the idea that there are huge risks to the taxpayer in the valuation process because we are not nationalising these institutions.” – Irish Times, May 18 2009
    Dáil debate on bank recapitalisation, in a response to Deputy Joan Burton
    The valuation procedure as between NAMA and Anglo Irish Bank carries no risk for the taxpayer whatsoever. – May 13 2009.
    Nama Bill, Dáil Eireann.
    NAMA will ensure that credit flows again to viable businesses and households by cleansing the balance sheets of Irish banks. This is essential for economic recovery and the generation of employment. It will ensure that we avoid the Japanese outcome of zombie banks that are just ticking over and not making a vibrant contribution to economic growth. – Sept 16 2009
    Nama Bill, Dáil Eireann.
    I am not prepared to contemplate the establishment of an entity that has no responsibility or accountability to this House. – Sept 16 2009
    Nama Bill, Dáil Eireann
    Nothing in the NAMA legislation will result in more repossessions of family homes. – October 14 2009
    On the nationalisation of Anglo, during a debate on banking regulation in the Dáil
    This decisive step was taken to safeguard the interest of the depositors of Anglo Irish Bank and the stability of the economy. I want to assure the House that this decisive step was taken to ensure the new nationalised bank will collect all debts due from persons who owe moneys to the institution. – Feb 18 2009
    In response to written question from Kathleen Lynch
    Taking account of the advice received the Government has proceeded with a comprehensive recapitalisation of Ireland’s two main banks and with the nationalisation of Anglo Irish Bank. The Government is also in discussions with the other covered institutions, Irish Life & Permanent, Educational Building Society and Irish National Building Society concerning their respective positions. – Feb 18 2009
    In response to a written question from Arthur Morgan
    The recapitalised banks have reconfirmed their commitment to an extensive credit package which will help to increase lending capacity to small and medium enterprises by 10% and to provide an additional 30% capacity for lending to first time buyers in 2009. The credit package also provides for a €100m environmental and clean energy innovation fund to be established by each bank. All the steps that I have outlined have been taken by the Government to ensure that the public interest is secured so that the financial system in Ireland meets the everyday financial needs of individuals, businesses and the overall economy. – March 26 2009
    Written answer to Arthur Morgan
    Our approach will facilitate a sustained flow of credit on a commercial basis to individuals, households and businesses in the real economy. - July 8 2009
    When questioned on the delays in implementing Nama legislation on Morning Ireland
    “We can’t have a lawyers’ bonanza and that is another good reason why we have to get this right.” - May 18 2009
    Kicker; written answer to Joan Burton
    Arthur Cox solicitors have been engaged by my Department since September 2008 to provide advice in relation to general banking matters including the Bank Guarantee scheme, the nationalisation of Anglo Irish Bank and the recapitalisation of AIB, Bank of Ireland and Anglo Irish Bank. The company was paid €1,628,024 in 2008 and €2,254,263 has been paid to date in 2009. The sum of €5.4 million has been allocated for legal advice for 2009 and an estimate of €3 million has been set aside for legal advice in 2010.

    PriceWaterhouseCoopers was retained by the Financial Regulator in late 2008 to assist the Financial Regulator with a review of the financial and capital positions of Irish banks and to enable the Financial Regulator to advise the Government on what action needed to be taken. The work undertaken involved an initial high level assessment of the capital and liquidity levels of the institutions, stress testing of the institution’s loan portfolios over a three year period, and review the valuation of properties held as collateral against the main property loans.

    The total fees paid by the Financial Regulator to the company in respect of the work was €3.8 million, which has been completed. In addition, the Financial Regulator has paid €0.84 million to Jones Lang La Salle for financial and property consultancy services in relation to the Bank Guarantee Scheme.

    The National Treasury Management Agency paid a total of €7.3 million to Merrill Lynch for investment banking advice up to 30 June 2009. Following a competitive tender process in July, Rothschild have now been awarded the contract for investment banking advice. The NTMA has also retained an economist however the terms of his contract with the NTMA were agreed on a confidential basis. In addition, following a competitive tender process, the NTMA engaged HSBC and Arthur Cox to provide advice in relation to NAMA. – Sept 22 2009


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,362 ✭✭✭Sergeant


    'I've looked up every tree in north Dublin' - Bertie Ahern on allegations that his good mate Ray Burke might have been using his political career to line his pockets.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Cowen singing about Emigration

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwRYGek_hf0&feature=related

    the Irony!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,461 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    'I don't accept that' - Cowen whenever confronted by a fact.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭Dr. Baltar


    "I'm one of the last socialists left in Irish politics" - Bertie Ahern


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Aldebaran wrote: »
    'I don't know how people who engage in that don't commit suicide' - Bertie Ahern

    That quote did actually make me laugh! :o

    I also read somewhere where he told people who constantly gave out about the economy that they should "go dig the garden and grow some bluebells, or something else useful."

    Cowen's "I don't accept that" (in relation to....pretty much everything!) is another good one.
    EDIT: Damn you, Snakeblood!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    "Go F*ck yourselves Ireland." - the entire party.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 468 ✭✭J K


    "There's no point having an inside track if you don't use it"

    CJH


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,845 ✭✭✭mailforkev


    <chinese>

    You Irish. Very good at software

    </chinese>


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    "Labour are perpetuating the greatest handjob on the irish people prior to a general election" - Frank Fahey 03/12/10


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭skelliser


    The most skilful, the most devious, the most cunning of them all

    Haughey on Bertie!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    In the nations interest..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    mailforkev wrote: »
    <chinese>

    You Irish. Very good at software

    </chinese>

    The irony of this quote is the chinese guy actually making fun of Ireland because Irish people are terrible at software.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    The irony of this quote is the chinese guy actually making fun of Ireland because Irish people are terrible at software.

    What a pr*ck.

    Let's invade China!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    "One death is a tragedy; one million is a statistic."

    Brian Cowen Minister for Health and Children 1997


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 420 ✭✭KrazeeEyezKilla


    From Ned O'Keefe in 2009

    "It is with great pride that I support my Minister, Deputy Brian Lenihan, in introducing this wonderful and badly needed rescue of the economy, property developers and the banking system."

    And while looking for that I found these from "man of the people" Gerry Ryan.

    "Now is your time to go out and buy that house because they're never going to be cheaper. Never going to be cheaper." 17-02-2008

    "I'm a great fan of property developers because I believe they turned the country around"

    "These guys are really our merchant princes. I think there's been a lot of pointless tut-tutting in relation to the amount of money they've made. The likes of Sean Dunne, Harry Crosby and Johnny Ronan pulled Ireland up by its bootlaces and propelled it into the future"


    "Bertie Ahern is, without doubt, more than any other politician in the history of the Republic, substantially responsible for the success of this country."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,299 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    "Better to be inside the Galway Tent pissing out..." :D

    "The cheapest bank bailout in the world"-Comical Leni.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 622 ✭✭✭sandmanporto


    a lot done more to do


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 364 ✭✭dilbert2


    a lot done more to do

    A lot done, more to screw more like. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    'we will have a full, operational metro line to dublin airport by 2007' - seamus brennan


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    "Watch out for that lamppost"
    - Liam Lawlor


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